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I accidentally caught a ghostwriter on X doing something that should be illegal. He didn't know I was watching. He had a Google Doc open. Inside it, he had copy-pasted the last 30 viral posts from 5 of the biggest accounts in his niche. Not to read them. Not to take notes. He fed the entire doc into NotebookLM. Then he ran one prompt. "Analyze what makes these posts go viral. Identify the hook patterns, the emotional triggers, the sentence structures, and the specific topics that generated the most engagement." NotebookLM didn't summarize the posts. It reverse-engineered them. It started surfacing things like: the exact hook format that appears in 80% of the top performers, the emotional register that shows up right before the call to action, the specific type of opening line that stops people mid-scroll. Then came the move I couldn't believe. "Now write 10 original posts on [his niche topic] that use these same viral patterns but with completely different ideas and angles. Make them feel native to this style but impossible to trace back to any single source." The posts it generated didn't look like remixes. They looked like original work from someone who had been writing in that niche for years. He wasn't copying anyone. He was extracting the invisible architecture underneath the content that works, then building something new on top of it. Most ghostwriters spend hours staring at a blank page trying to write something that sounds good. He spent 20 minutes teaching a tool to understand what "good" actually looks like in his niche, then let it generate a full content calendar from that understanding. The difference isn't talent. It's knowing that every viral post is a data point, and data points can be studied. Most people read content to consume it. He reads it to take it apart.

Dear fucking peasants of Australia, we, the government, have taken no initiative to secure any part of this nations sovereignty. We have no fuel plan, and we’re one of the first nations in the world to run out of fuel despite our fucken enormous fuel resources. Over the next few weeks, it’s gonna be really tough, it’s gonna be really bleak for all you peasants, and we are doing absolutely fucking nothing to help you out with it. There will be some stupid commentary after my dumb announcement that we’re going to be throwing everything at this. Everything means nothing, because we have nothing to throw at it. Good luck to you all, Peasants. Sincerely, P.m. of Australia

@TRobinsonNewEra Mate Australia is so cooked it's not even funny.

Imam at Lakemba mosque, Australia: "Jihad for the sake of Allah is the only way to conquer the world and impose the ruling of Islam... the Jihad will continue until judgement day". Aussie PM Anthony Alabanese says "white supremacy" is the problem.

RIP Sora, you gave us the greatest ai video of all time

@gidonsaar @SenatorWong She doesn't care, mate.

Spoke with Australia’s FM @SenatorWong. We discussed at length developments in the war in Iran and Lebanon. I emphasized the massive scale of missile, rocket, and drone attacks against Israel from Lebanon. Israel is acting to defend its communities and citizens. I described the reality of life these days in our northern communities, to which residents returned after over a year in which they didn't live in their homes. Most international media outlets are currently portraying the situation on only one side of the border. Unfortunately, the Lebanese government is not taking practical steps against Hezbollah, neither to stop the attacks on Israeli civilians, nor in other contexts. I welcomed the arrival of Australia’s new ambassador to Israel, Neil Hawkins, and expressed my gratitude for the swift acceptance of the credentials of our ambassador in Canberra, @Hillel_Newman.

@disclosetv Fixed it for you 🙂

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

Across the world, Muslims continue to face discrimination, hostility, and even violence because of their faith. This must change. Discrimination or hatred directed at any community because of its religion has no place in our society. Today, marking the International Day to Combat Islamophobia, we reaffirm our commitment to dignity, tolerance, and mutual respect. Standing up against Islamophobia is not only about defending one religious community. It is about defending our shared humanity.

The face of evil. It's time to abolish the UN.

When their son kills a bunch of Jews, his family are the real victims.

When a woman in her thirties or forties wakes up, realizes she feels unfulfilled in a stable marriage, and decides to blow up her entire life to "find herself," society throws a parade for her. She gets a book deal, a podcast, and absolute applause. Her choice to abandon her vows in pursuit of her own personal happiness is framed as a brave, empowering, Eat Pray Love awakening. ​But if a man wakes up at forty, realizes he has spent the last two decades working a soul-crushing job he hates purely to fund everyone else's lifestyle, and decides he wants to finally live for himself? He is absolutely demonized. He doesn't get a parade; he gets diagnosed with a "pathetic midlife crisis." He is labeled a selfish monster who abandoned his post

@ZionistFedAus Grace needs to be so confident in her beliefs, otherwise the cognitive dissonance would destroy her. So sad.

Earlier today, Australian of the Year 2021 Grace Tame spoke to Hamish Macdonald on ABC Radio and claimed that reports of sexual violence on 7 October were “propaganda” that had been “debunked”. She also said that understanding these accounts required knowing the “broader context”. There are thousands of testimonies from 7 October. We are sharing just one, from Tali Binner, who featured in Sheryl Sandberg’s documentary Screams Before Silence. For a survivor of sexual violence to dismiss and deny the testimonies of other survivors in this way is deeply irresponsible and profoundly harmful.

There's only dead following the attack on a synagogue in Michigan, and that's the terrorist himself. Armed synagogue security took him out 🙏🏻 Insane to think the free world needs armed security to pray and learn. But here we are with islam.

The two brothers were Hezbollah terrorists. The story should be that the U.S. allowed a foreigner from a Hezbollah family to enter the country and eventually be naturalized, and he launched a terrorist attack against a synagogue.

It's almost impossible for a newspaper outlet to cover the attempted murder of 140 Jewish preschool children by blaming the attack on a Detroit synagogue built during the Holocaust. Yet the NY Times did it anyway. You can't hate these people enough. It's just not possible.

The subtitles are TOTALLY FAKE. The caption is completely made up. But @dillyhussain88 has a monetized account, which means @X is paying him to spread racist fake news that is fueling hatred against Israelis. @nikitabier, it's not enough to demonetize accounts spreading AI fakes — old-fashioned subtitle software is enough for people to spread dangerous disinformation, so stop paying them to do it!

@Imran_HussainMP Lie, deny and obfuscate until you achieve your goal. Sounds about right.

Islamophobia has real-world consequences and is becoming dangerously normalised. It’s becoming open season on British Muslims. We must challenge the vile rhetoric encouraged by national figures before it further poisons our politics and threatens the open, tolerant society we value. British Muslims deserve safety, dignity and the freedom to live without fear.

The Green Party has managed to ride a complete imbecile into Parliament—on the back of clan voting and moral bankruptcy. For those of us who can remember when the country wasn’t insane, the sight of a Rod, Jane and Freddy understudy is actually quite distressing. But the overriding feeling is one of embarrassment. Maybe it’s because I’ve had a long day. Maybe it’s because I’m facing the prospect of the same tomorrow. I don’t know. But I have zero confidence in this country having any kind of meaningful future. Why? Because in the past, the whole population would have jeered and howled at tit-Fiddler Dave and his Islamo-fascist freak show. Now people march for Palestine, call for sharia law, and moronically intone that trans women are women. Gimme a time machine. Please.

You gotta give it to @MehreenFaruqi, she’s certainly got some neck. She’s spent the last two and a half years advocating for a mob of murderous Hamastinian rapists, wearing their Khafiya in Parliament, and calling for the extermination of the world’s only Jewish state. She’s worked tirelessly to stoke the Jew hate in Australia that eventually resulted in the Bondi massacre and yet she, and the other two stooges are still claiming that they’re the victims.

@waltermasterson The bit where you walked up to the bomb and took a picture of it to post on social media was my favourite.

Hey everyone, I can admit when I was wrong. Being reckless when a bomb is thrown over your head is not a good look and that weighs heavily on me and my family.

So here is what’s about to happen. Hezbollah decided it is on a suicide mission and decided to start firing missiles at Israel and join the war with Iran. Israel responded and gave evacuation notices to anyone living near Hezbollah bases and neighborhoods. It is not enough that Hezbollah is trying to tuen the lives of ordinary Israelis into a nightmare, they also decided to do the same to the Lebanese people. Today, they fired a barrage of one hundred missiles toward northern Israel. Only a few hit a Muslim village in northern Israel. Now, Israel can’t stand this. No nation can stand this. So, the IDF is going to respond with full force. But although Israel didn’t start this round with Hezbollah, the woke politicians from the Democratic Party and Europe (and maybe Tucker Carlson) are going to blame Israel for what will happen in Lebanon. You see, this is the entire story of the Arab-Israeli conflict. The Arabs vow to annihilate the State of Israel, they start firing at civilians, and then they cry to the world that Israel is the aggressor. Then come useful idiots like Bernie Sanders who also blame Israel while acting as a mouthpiece for terror organizations. Afterwards, outlets like CNN and the BBC cover the ‘enormous’ tragedy the IDF is causing without mentioning once that Israel didn’t start the fight. It happened on October 7th, it is happening now with Iran - which orchestrated thousands of terror attacks against Israel - and it happened with the Palestinians in 1947. This is the cycle of the anti-Israel narrative: Israel needs to apologize for existing while her enemies act to destroy it.