pete
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@shmegmoid Wdym? I think 5’1 transgender Elliot Page makes a perfect Spartan, and Travis Scott narrating one of the most renown tales in history! Surely this will make trillions.
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Tweets like this get a ton of traction because everyone is a performative fucking homo
Realistically, just based on casting decisions, the movie is going to be at the very least retarded and the only purpose it'll serve by next year is a potential Scary Movie 7 reference
Tom Holland@holland_tom
Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.
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@shmegmoid FaZe Banks sat in front of me at a Nettspend concert with his bulbous stinky FAT ass in a chrome hearts gimp suit. When they played Withdrawls he opened his reverse assless chaps & shot a rope so solid it landed into my miller lite like a kendama. Thank you for your time.
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pete retweetledi
Having the time of your life in a server vc and the one nigga you hate joins
GIF
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i am blowing my shit smooth off
Cleatus 🔻@CleatsThe4th
READCOMICSONLINE WENT DOWN IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES?
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@Ssnyder1835 Scott’s thinking where a eldritch horror can fit into this. I can feel it.
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@MurkaDurkah Two fiscally irresponsible low income brothers, both have bought new Toyotas within the past year.
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@BlackSupreMSSEE @hayasaka_aryan Your entire profile is made up of spewing racist bullshit towards anyone that disagrees with you. You’re sad, small, & more importantly fucking RETARDED LOL
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@hayasaka_aryan No one cares about racism. Whites only bitch and moan online in real life at work or on the street they walk right past you. None of the bitching yall do effects our lives
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Rakai keeps racism alive by being every single black stereotype into one
ryan 🤿@scubaryan_
RaKai reveals he’s been addicted to sniffing PineSol, it’s gotten so badly that his mother is starting to get concerned 😅
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Hahahahahhaa he's so rattled he got a random picture of someone's room off 4chan, this is getting too fucking good
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this telemarketer won’t stop calling me guys prank call them over and over they have to answer every time you call them
+1 (234) 758-8240
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@MurkaDurkah Two tenderloins wrapped in bacon. Smoked with applewood & wrapped for an hour, uncovered for another hour, finishing on grill gates as god intended.
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@Otan1i @GhettoSmosh All of them, this shouldn’t be a question Otani.
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I was angry at my father for too long.
He was only 24 when Daughtry and Oxycodone 30mg's hit the scene in 2006.
Everyday probably felt like fucking magic until he violently woke up one day in like 2015.
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i love how they specifically said not to mention it until a specific time. one simple rule dog.
Rod Breslau@Slasher
according to an email from Twitch to partners i've received, Twitch Prime rebranding to Prime Gaming will offer 'more opportunities to grow viewership' to streamers Amazon and Twitch have planned the announcement for tomorrow morning Monday at 11 AM PST/1 PM EST/19:00 CET
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I used to fuck FaZe Banks for hours and hours on end and then go and host Drama Alert essentially for free dawg 2017 fucking ruled
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@SeriesofChange @shmegmoid You don’t wanna commute 45 minutes for an original crispy chicken sandwich? Must not want it bad enough
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@peteburner_ @shmegmoid what sucks more for me now is since covid i work nightshift and every food place besides some gas stations are closed besides 1 burger king 45 minutes away so i cant ever get food unless i fuck my sleep schedule up or i am off it fucking blows
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COVID is over can we please have 24-hour Walmart again holy fuck enough is enough it’s time to leave the pandemic in the fucking past and pickup where we left off holy shit I’m so fucking over being stifled by retarded bullshit and semantics from corporate losers
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@adammahogany @shmegmoid All day breakfast will always have a place in my home and at my table, it never brought me dishonor. It will be missed
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