Pete Hepple

@NTCouncilTeam I sold a property on March 18th. Called to inform you. Was told to email team.revenue@northtyneside.gov.uk with the buyer's details, which I did. I then sent a chaser a month later, and STILL today you're chasing me for council tax on it. Please sort it out.

@richardosman Print this off and hang it in the TateModern

Forget the terror alert, LOOK AT THIS, MAN

@SuperSizeArt @Shazam That handwriting looks very much like Roger Dean's from the Close to the Edge cover, must be him, surely?

On this day in 2002, 'Jeepster' by T.Rex became the first song successfully identified by @Shazam In a pre-launch version of the service the user had to call a phone number and receive a text message with the name of the song.

@KMarch66 @MagpieChannel_ It does the same as cheering when they do well. Gives them feedback, lets them know how the people paying good money to watch them feel about what they're just seen. Rather that than "Never mind Eddie, same old shit next week, then? Great!"

@MagpieChannel_ People who sit, say nowt then leave when it turns sour without contributing to encouraging the team on should have their tickets took off them. Support the team when they’re on the pitch grumble later in the pub. What good does booing do?

Full time thoughts? #nufc

@MagpieChannel_ Howe prepares more for his post match excuses than the game itself, and even then it's still the same tired old shit every week.

@travis_fooks @MrPitbull07 Once again, you stupid cunt, people often kill themselves because in their irrational reasoning they think the world is better off without them. That immediately cancels out your definition of only thinking about themselves, they think they're doing the world a favour.

@petehepple @MrPitbull07 Lol. Selfish - concerned with oneself; caring only about what you want or need without thinking of the wants or needs of other people (like, idk, your kids?) Oh, you are mentally unwell? Here, let us change the definition of the word......

@NUFC How much more of this fucking predictable shit are we supposed to sit through?

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@travis_fooks @MrPitbull07 Yes, because ending one's life is something that's done when a person is completely mentally healthy and thinking rationally, isn't it? It's not selfishness you fucking moron, it's despair - they genuinely think the world/their family would be better off without them.

@MrPitbull07 I can't see a way out of this "crushing" stress (and I can assure everyone reading, $20k in debt is almost nothing), so what I will do instead is choose the option that allows me to escape and put that stress and so, so much more on my children. The height of selfishness.

@corpseinsnow @Manics Brilliant tune, really wish they'd gone more in that direction in the subsequent albums, something a bit more atmospheric and interesting

@Manics SEQUELS OF FORGOTTEN WARS🔥🔥🔥🔥

On this day in 2018, the Manics released ‘Resistance Is Futile’. A record driven by melody, memory and a sense of restless momentum. Still sounding just as immediate today. Do you have a standout track?

@fesshole Totally agree - trying to police replies just isn't realistic. It's great that you give users options across other platforms to explore - love that diversity! I guess I came in a little hot on that one

It's not practical to police replies. This account is also available on FB, Insta, Threads, Mastodon & Bsky - all platforms that are less spammy than here. You have options. x.com/petehepple/sta…

This again. Reply if we've published YOUR fess. You don't have to out yourself with exactly which fess, unless you really want to.

@fesshole I think the bigger issue is the amount of bland, obviously AI-written replies each fess receives now. "You were accused of cheating and turned it around. Now your flock pour in to defend you. Bossed it. Things are looking up for you now." That sort of shite.

@fesshole So are most of the replies just bland AI shite these days? I now miss when it was just humans making terrible, clunky, unoriginal puns and crap jokes.

Guy at work gave a presentation. By slide three I was ready to agree with his proposed work. But he talked for another eighteen slides so I rejected it. Didn't want to work with anyone that long-winded.

@CarrickBalll_ @NUFC Hey that's brilliant, well done! Did you make that yourself? Or think of the idea yourself? This definitely hasn't been posted by other people before, so you're definitely not just another dull, thick, unoriginal cunt that has to rely on other people's ideas and creativity

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@fesshole "Unaliving"?? Fuck off

I've swapped my true crime comfort reading/watching to true mountaineering disasters. I take great pleasure in seeing privileged men unaliving themselves with poor decision making, and underestimating nature. It's surprisingly uplifting.

@SteveATKIN59901 @Kyron1494916 @NUFC Nah, 10 year olds aren't bitter cunts getting annoyed because other people have the audacity to enjoy things. He's just a bitter cunt with the reading and writing level of a below average 10 year old.

@Kyron1494916 @NUFC Are you ten?

OSULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SENSASTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩

@fesshole "I drew a cock that was so shit nobody could work out what it was supposed to be"

Was a computer programmer as a student and helped a big company produce a hugely successful ZX Spectrum game - for a laugh managed to put a pixelated cock in one of the backgrounds and it has NEVER been noticed.

@davidbruce70 @mileygffff @CoachMeron Of course they're not - they just referred to Man Utd as "United". I'm guessing troll or American

@mileygffff @CoachMeron Shit attitude, are you even a fan ? No REAL fan wants their own team to lose

Absolute shambles from Eddie Howe. – Poor game plan to play Joelinton LW, Woltemade LCM and Gordon ST. – Admission of mistake by changing them on 30 mins. – No real plan on how to attack against Everton. – Terrible game management after scoring goals. – Terrible chasing the game 2nd half. Massive reality check and the Premier League season feels done.

@jjjalex21 @NUFC Simple question you'll definitely be able to answer, then: what process?

@NUFC As a Newcastle fan I'm disgusted by some comments. In all my years as a Newcastle fan, I've never seen a coach tactically better than Eddie Howe and I think he's the best coach we ever have had. Back him and trust the process. We can still do this! We are Newcastle #nufc #safc

Not our afternoon.

@111wonderfu1 I need to see more of this!

just remembered this exists