optimus prime

Friends with benefits but the benefit is that you get me an internship

generational lock in required tonight to pass tomorrow's exam

@effyst0nedd Heinji

the delivery partner who just delivered my order is one of the hottest men ive seen wtf

@HOTBLACKBrew Ahh makes sense

@peterbilt__379 I'm very uncertain about the timing here…What if I lose everything in debt?

I wish I was rich enough to travel the world. I’ll be rich soon but, like now! rich enough now 🫠

Drinking all by myself today to celebrate an exam that went better than expected; quite an experience ngl

@lubby530 But never an arora

Some shit saini’s or grewals or dhillons would do.

I just wanna sleep man

Aur nhi hori padhai

@ajaayvir Mechatronics ko bhi tha fluid machines?

@peterbilt__379 bilkul

MAA CHUD GAYI

@lennartprimal Boon asthmatics tho

Running has to be the worst sport out of all: > not fun at all > destroys joints > no meaningful goal > extremely stressful > makes you low T > ages you fast > gives you skinny fat physique > inefficent to lose weight

My motto

@broken_car There’s an option in content preferences in settings

Is there a way to block seeing the instants feature on Instagram? Wonder how people keep falling for stuff that gets them more and more hooked to their cell phone.

Need sum1 to think about when I listen to la vie en rose

Koi shaadi karwa lo desperately wanna wear a tux

Kal ke paper mei tehelka macha dunga 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@PunishedAltus 6.5 with a vibrant personality is the new 10 man

Fumbling a 9/10 will have you calling yourself a retard for a month. Fumbling a 6.5/10 with winged eyeliner and a good personality will have you smoking cigarettes on the balcony at 2 am 7 years later

AGRESSIVE CUT HERE I COME ARGHHHHHH