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@Thevine_ntwk @Iameziokwu To the glory of gawd just like Kanye West. Lol

@Iameziokwu So accurate 😂 But in all, it'll be for the glory of God.

I can't help but imagine Denzel Washington on the pulpit, preaching. The service is already two hours past closing time and, people are slowly try to reach for the doors… He raises a hand. “Hold on… hold on just a minute! Where are you going? Oh! You thought it was over? You thought you could sneak out? No. Not today. Not on my watch. We’re not done until every last soul in this house feels the Spirit move. You sit down. You listen. You worship. We go six hours past closing time if we have to. I said it!” The congregation freezes. They shuffle back to their seats. The choir hits another note. And Denzel? Calm, intense, unstoppable. Keeps preaching, commanding the room, owning every second. Church ain’t over till i say it's over. Not today. Not ever.

@Pablo_10_co @AdageorgeA @sadoh_victor Including the pastors and reverends they kidnapped inside the church.

@AdageorgeA @sadoh_victor My God protect his people, in the night and in the we're covered by the blood of Jesus.

If you are attacked and kidnapped by bandits along the road as travellers, please: 1. Don't argue with someone with an AK-47 in his hand, comply and follow them. 2. Don't follow them with your phone, is either throw it away or leave it inside the bus or car because the phone will determine the high or low ransom. 3. If the bandits do not get your mobile phone when you reach the forest, you have two options to perform: a. The bandits will ask you to call any of your family members you know their phone no, and if you know that you have money to pay for the ransom, or if someone can pay for your ransom, please give them the phone no to call and start negotiating till they release you b. If you know that you don't have money or anyone to pay for your ransom, please don't give them any phone no, stand your ground that you can't remember any phone no. You will go through hell but stand your ground, the bandits will later release you but you will go through hell. 4. Remember that if they collect your phone after your release, the phone will not be given back to you, so it's better for you to throw it away or leave it inside the car. 5. If you refuse to give them your family member's phone no to call for ransom, sometimes, they would add your own ransom to those victims who call their family to pay for your ransom because you have no family to pay on your behalf. Important precautions: 1. Avoid posting or storing too many displays of wealth on your phone. 2. Lock sensitive apps with passwords. 3. Remove unnecessary bank alerts or sensitive screenshots. 4. Be careful about what you post on social media. 5. Avoid saving sensitive financial information openly in your phone. In today's Nigeria, security awareness is not only about where you travel, but also about what you carry in your pocket. Remember this: A phone is not just a communication tool anymore , it can become evidence used against you. So use your phone wisely, travel carefully, and always think about your safety first. copied from Success page

@Only1Para @Cristiano I love it when Africans fight one another because of the imported religions of their colonialists.

@Cristiano Why does the name of Jesus offend people more than a holiday post? If you’re mad at me for putting my Faith first, you’re proving my point. Who do you really worship? 🤔🙏

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

@Olabisimi3 @tboytool @ARISEtv Next time, learn English comprehension before talking. You're actually both saying the same thing, but you wouldn't know because English is hard for you.

@tboytool @ARISEtv That's why you don't have light in your country, buying fuel at over 1500,no good hospitals,no good schools, since the old men can see what boys can not see. Olodo

UK State Visit Magnificently Put On, Tinubu Was Right Not To Cancel Despite Maiduguri Attack - Akinyemi While what occurred in Maiduguri with the bombings was a disaster for Nigeria's image, it should be something we mourn, but you don't cancel a state visit at the last second. You cannot do that to Britain or the United States because of domestic issues in your country. I thank King Charles III for the show he put up. This was not just a signal to Nigerians that we are better than we think we are, but to the rest of the world. Prof. Bolaji Akinyemi, Nigeria's Former Minister of Foreign Affairs.

@Sekonitweets @KingAbiona_ab @Emmanuel_Tips I am telling you. He didn't understand the tweet at all.

@KingAbiona_ab @Emmanuel_Tips U slow gan

Make Una see Papa Ajasco wey talk say money no dey him hand ooo 😂😂

@_TheSuper7_ @Arsenal Fiyaso Saka. I am not sure if he's a Muslim but his name is a Muslim name in Nigeria. So, he could be.

@Arsenal Not being ignorant but do we have any muslim players in the squad remaining. I know Elneny was the last one. Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating. Those who aren't, find your nearest neighbours that are. I promise you you're going to be fed well today🤣

Wishing all Gooners celebrating a blessed and happy Eid al-Fitr 🌙

@instablog9ja "The moment we were born again." You would think they used to be Muslims or traditional worshippers. No. It means they changed churches. They moved from 1 church that they felt wasn't good enough to a new one that felt like the right one Recycling Club transfer like footballlers

I Threw My Expensive Gold Jewelry into the Lagoon the Moment I Became a Born-Again Christian— Pastor Adeboye’s Wife, Foluke Wife of Foluke Adeboye has revealed the drastic step she took after becoming born again, throwing away her gold jewellery into a lagoon. Speaking candidly, the pastor’s wife shared that like many women, she once loved fashion and had even prepared expensive gold items for her young child. However, everything changed after she joined the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), where wearing earrings was frowned upon at the time. “The moment we were born again, it was a taboo for you to have earrings. So everything, I dropped it in the lagoon,” she said. She recalled how a family friend questioned her decision, suggesting she could have given the jewellery to her mother to sell instead. But She stood firm, “Whatever is not good for me is not good for my mother.” Reflecting on her journey, she made it clear she has no regrets about her sacrifice. “I don’t miss anything, not much, because I have already sold my life,” she added.

@NigeriaStories "The moment we were born again." You would think they used to be Muslims or traditional worshippers. No. It means they changed churches. They moved from 1 church that they felt wasn't good enough to a new one that felt like the right one Recycling Club transfer like footballlers

“The moment we were born again, I threw all my gold jewelries in the lagoon” ~ Pastor Foluke Adeboye says x.com/dammiedammie35…

@NigeriaStories Japanese calculator? What if I use my iPhone/laptop calculator? These MCs/stand-up comedians are very good with words.

“There’s a level of riches you can’t quantify with your Japanese calculator” ~ Pastor Chris Oyakhilome speaks on his net worth

@instablog9ja Japanese calculator? What if I use my iPhone/laptop calculator? These MCs/stand-up comedians are very good with words.

“There’s a level of riches you can’t quantify with your Japanese calculator” — Pastor Chris Oyakhilome talks about his net worth

@AsakyGRN Japanese calculator? What if I use my iPhone/laptop calculator? These MCs/stand-up comedians are very good with words.

“Somebody wanted to know how rich I am. There’s a level of riches that you can’t quantify with your Japanese calculator. My daughter always says only God and Daddy are the two richest people in the world.” — Pastor Chris Oyakhilome speaks on his Net Worth.

@KrissKrossLD4 @jake2194 @enough_yt @UniverseIce I even decided not to mention the Privaxy Display. That's because even without taking it into consideration, the S26 Ultra is already way ahead of the S24 Ultra. You have to either be dumb or Samsung-hating (or both) to argue otherwise.

@jake2194 @peterkeyz @enough_yt @UniverseIce And if you can really call it a downgrade, tho I say it's more down to preference, is changing the shape of the phone. Everything else has either stayed the same or been improved in some sort of way. As the other guy said, all those specs have improved + the Privacy Display (2/2)

Samsung has finally remembered the Galaxy S24.

@enough_yt @UniverseIce Lol. Better Ultra with a shittier processor, shittier battery life and shittier camera sensors. You guys should continue deceiving yourselves about a 2-year old device.

@UniverseIce They literally forget they have better ultra😂😂😭

@Boluwatiiffee Òsì Osimehn has scammed Gala. He's in the African top 10 with only tap-ins and thugerry football?

🚨 Top 10 highest paid African footballers (2026) 10 🇸🇳 Édouard Mendy -£180k–£200k/week 9 🇳🇬 Ademola Lookman -£200k+/week 8 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi -£220k–£230k/week 7 🇨🇮 Franck Kessié -£230k/week 6 🇪🇬 Omar Marmoush- £295k/week 5 🇳🇬 Victor…See more

@JohnsonAdah8 @MasterMaliq Has Jesus ever responded to your call?

@MasterMaliq Muhammad died and rotten away that's why he doesn't respond when they call on him but Jesus Christ responds any time we call on Him .

Muhammad lived and died. Jesus lived and was raised alive. Both human. That’s Islam.

@Miss_Oluremi Lol. Nogerians and "mopping stick." It's called a mop, not a "mopping stick."

A guy came to our house to fix the AC. He had to uninstall it, while at it, water from the AC dropped on the floor. I expected him to request a mopping stick to clean the place, but he didn't, he kept stepping on the water till that spot became moist and dirty. He told me he was done and leaving, I told him he wasn't, and I brought him a mopping stick and a bucket of water to mop that spot. He refused, saying he has my type as wife at home. I said, "My type," meaning I'm not the one, mop, else I'll call your company right away. He mopped it o, to my satisfaction. Then I let him go.

@EleojoBOnogu @fateema2233 They should pray to god to prevent himself from losing his people to the devil? It's llke a hungry child refusing to eat because his mother has not begged him to eat. Does this make any sense to you? You religious lot can't do simple thinking.

@fateema2233 This is no shock to the Christians world, it was foretold. I use to wonder how those prophecy foretold will come to pass but we are in the middle of it. When you celebrate things like this, the Christians can only pray for mercy to find their ways back like the prodigal son did.

Takbeer Allahu Akbar! ☝️ 42 pastors and 2 Bishop with their wife's Converted to Islam in Abuja, Nigeria 🇳🇬. Indeed Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world.✊

@Joxyn_ @UniverseIce You're angry at a good thing and you're very wrong at the same time. Suck it up.

@UniverseIce Honestly, I don't give a fuck about this feature. It's a new thing for sure, but nothing special. Also it reduce display quality. There really are no major improvement in this phone. You could easily stick to S23U and get 85% of this phone.

The Samsung privacy screen is truly the greatest invention of the screen industry in 2026.

@sondesix Pls, where is your website or shop where you sell your professional photos? I want to patronise you. I can also get you a contract with big corporations that need pro photos. Lol

Even though I expected this phone to have better camera performance, I actually love the Galaxy S26 Ultra overall. Its amazing speakers, Privacy Display, and One UI 8.5 are part of the reason why I thought so. If only they had improved the camera system and processing significantly, I'd use it as my daily phone for photography easily.

@Noble_man002 @BashirAhmaad I'm not his fan but I don't think you tried with this comment. He's talking religion, you're talking tribe: you don't know the difference?

@BashirAhmaad You always inflict little little rage bait to your tweet knowingly for impressions Not knowing you’re just being daft on purpose Cause who are the boko harem them? Igbos abi Yoruba? Which language do the speak?

The horrific multiple suicide bombings in Maiduguri have reportedly claimed the lives of 23 innocent people and left over 100 others injured. Boko Haram terrorists can choose to be anything but wallahi not Muslims. Inflicting terror on innocent people, especially during this sacred period of fasting, stands in complete contradiction to the values of mercy, peace and sanctity of life that Islam upholds. Allah ya isan mu!