mostly tesla things

For anyone that thinks Tesla is sucking in EV sales… you should take a look at Q1 2026 pure EV deliveries of other companies: • Tesla: 358,023 (*official today*) • BYD: 310,389 • NIO: 83,465 • XPeng: 62,682 • GM: ~25,900 • Rivian: 10,365 • Ford: 6,860 • Lucid: ~4,985

BREAKING: $TSLA REGAINS #1 SPOT AS “TOP EV SELLER” IN THE WORLD 👀 Overtaking BYD !

Soon the fleet will awaken ⚡️ $TSLA

@aikisteve @lotharlindinger will probably be a necessity for tesla’s without steering wheels to give car instructions when needed?

@lotharlindinger I don't care for Grok at all. Hardly ever use voice commands... Just a gimmick to me

My new car was delivered with software 2026.2.3. It was in the delivery center for over a month. It's now 5 days since delivery. Still no prompt to download the latest version. It used to be within 48 hours of delivery that it would be updated...

Tesla is having a major rebound in Europe. Tesla March Registrations: • France: 9,569 vehicles, +203% increase YoY. (Almost matching all-time high in Dec 2023) • Norway: 6,150 vehicles, +178% YoY • Sweden: 1,447 vehicles, +96% YoY • Demark: 1,787 vehicles, +96% YoY • Netherlands: 1,819 vehicles, +72% YoY

Pretty incredible chart. Almost nobody is waiting for a charging stall (less than 1%) and yet utilization has increased to an average of 8 charging sessions a day per stall. This can only be achieved with great software.

Tesla Self Driving takes me an hour through rush hour traffic with zero interventions

I was shocked to know that China has around 50,000 km of this HSR network and it only started building this in 2008. On directly competitive routes, Chinese HSR has led to a 24.6% reduction in flights and a 28.2% decrease in air passenger volume.

@wholemars LOL

IT’S HERE!!!

Norway is always a good proxy for Tesla world sales. Norway shows the way. $TSLA

🏆 Tesla dominantes 🇪🇺 European BEV sales in Q1 2026 Tesla is the best-selling brand and has the best-selling BEV on rank 1 and 3 Not all countries data is in yet.

Bill Gates visited Elon at the Tesla Giga Texas factory and told him straight up: "It’s impossible to have a long-range semi-truck. It doesn’t work" Elon replied: "We literally have them. Drive one yourself. Pepsi is using them RIGHT NOW" Gates just kept saying: "No, it doesn't work" At that exact moment, Tesla Semis were already hauling fully loaded cargo 425+ miles for one of the biggest companies on Earth Today, veteran truckers are calling it the best truck they've ever driven, it’s entering mass production, and it's already compliant with European road regulations as it actively expands into the European market The media still sells Gates as a "climate expert," but he couldn't even recognize a massive climate breakthrough when it was parked right in front of him 🤡

🚨 Do you understand what Oracle just did.. they fired 30,000 people.. via 6 AM email.. while reporting a 95% increase in net income last quarter.. Oracle isn't a struggling company .. Oracle made MORE money than ever.. and still fired 30,000 people because they're spending $156 billion on AI data centres instead.. and Larry Ellison.. the guy who just fired 30,000 families.. is worth $200 billion.. the 3rd richest person on earth.. he owns an entire Hawaiian island.. Lanai.. 98% of it.. bought it for $300 million like it was a vacation home.. this is the same playbook every single time.. IBM fired 7,800 and replaced them with AI in 2023.. Amazon cut 27,000 the same year while reporting record revenue.. Atlassian cut thousands while profits climbed.. Google laid off 12,000 while sitting on $100 billion in cash.. they told you to learn to code.. you learned to code.. they told you to upskill.. you upskilled.. and then they replaced you with the thing you helped build and sent the termination letter before you woke up.. the company made record profits and decided the reward for that was firing the people who made it happen.

Chinese influencer Li Chi flew from China to California for the sole purpose of experiencing Tesla FSD firsthand. Here are his impressions: “Flew 25,000 km — half the globe — just to personally experience Tesla’s smart driving and compare it with Huawei’s smart driving. I’ll skip the detailed process and go straight to the conclusion: Under normal weather and road conditions, Tesla’s vision-based routing is first-class. (I didn’t get a chance to test in foggy conditions.) In certain scenarios, Tesla outperforms Huawei. For example, when activating smart driving, Tesla can reverse to avoid a vehicle parked on the left, then go around it and rejoin the road ahead — quite impressive. Route selection capability is also top-tier. It doesn’t just follow conventional routes but can take shortcuts through residential roads. Acceleration is crisp and decisive, without hesitation… In short, Tesla FSD is improving very quickly. Physically removing the steering wheel would already present no real obstacles. I hope China will soon allow Tesla FSD to operate domestically, enabling earlier adoption of L3 and encouraging competition with local manufacturers.”

Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago:

In the past 90 days, used Tesla vehicle prices have increased 10.69% according to data from CarGurus. Model Y prices are up 5%, and notably, Model X prices are up nearly 25% in the last 3 months.

Its happening - this is a money printer! Tesla Robotaxi - Unsupervised 3.28.26 $tsla youtube.com/shorts/NcsIZdX…

@gerbenhdeboer @Richh94 @Boreout exact dit. ga proef rijden in een model Y long range of performance. alleen al omdat het leuk is en omdat ie ook zelf kan rijden. test vooral ook dat laatste. je wil straks niet anders meer.

@Richh94 @Boreout Precies dit.

We gaan een nieuwe SUV kopen en twijfelen tussen elektrisch en full hybrid. Zelf denk ik dat het een full hybrid gaat worden. Hebben jullie nog tips of ideeën?

Wisst ihr noch, als Tesla Porsche mit diesem Clip beerdigt hat? In 2,9 Sekunden von 0 auf 100km/h.

Volkswagen Takes Last Place in Quality Study In a recent quality study conducted in the US with over 33,000 participants, Volkswagen landed in last place. The biggest criticism from American customers wasn't directed at the powertrain, but rather at the software in the cockpit. VW secured the unenviable last place in the latest edition of the renowned J.D. Power study. According to the survey, owners of vehicles no more than three years old reported an average of 301 problems per 100 cars – the worst result ever recorded. Disappointing results are also emerging for other German manufacturers such as Audi and Mercedes. The J.D. Power 2026 study assesses the quality of 2023 model year vehicles after three years of ownership by their first owners. For this study, the US data analytics specialist surveyed 33,268 owners and systematically recorded 184 problem areas across nine main categories – including the climate control system, the powertrain, and the infotainment system. Tesla is for unclear reasons, not rank eligible because it does not meet study award criteria. If it is not eligible why does it even get a number associated? jdpower.com/business/press…