Sébastien Mosser

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@miamologue 😭😭😭

@petitroll Mais ils vont pas bien eux 😅

Dans la serie"toujours plus en Amérique du nord" (dedicace à @miamologue), je trouvais que mon yaourt goûtait la crème fraîche ce matin... et oui, le pot de yaourt est à 11% de matière grasses.

@petitroll In case you're still wondering...

Dear Software Engineering community, any alternative to Sonarqube that does not requires a server as a back-end ? Something that might apply quality rules to a Java project and produces a local report ? RT appreciated.

GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD

Claude 4 just refactored my entire codebase in one call. 25 tool invocations. 3,000+ new lines. 12 brand new files. It modularized everything. Broke up monoliths. Cleaned up spaghetti. None of it worked. But boy was it beautiful.

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

Les 10 erreurs les + communes quand vous souhaitez perdre du poids :

incredible how pretty much the entire github homepage is useless

@miamologue Le petit suisse, un des trucs qui me manque le plus depuis que je vis plus en france. Et ici... personnes comprend le concept du truc individuel mais il en faut deux, et c'est enroulé dans du papier, tu t'en fout plein les doigts.

Sans jugement 🙈 Le petit suisse et le fromage blanc sont tout aussi riche en protéines avec des textures "qui calent". Le Skyr c'est surtout une autre méthode de fabrication pour le même résultat. Et si vous voulez pas de graisse : prenez du 0% même si les graisses c important

This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family

Dédicace a @miamologue pour le sandwich a 2,080 calories 🤣

God is always with us .

Coming back to PHP after years in the JavaScript ecosystem

Never leaving this place

"I built a SAAS in 3 days with 0 coding knowledge using AI. Developers are obsolete." Their project:

It’s over

So @OpenAI credits expire after one year. The new dashboard does not show this information, and it triggers the auto-reload policy even if you have not used their product (API) for one year. And the helpdesk does not answer. Seriously, @sama, this is shady AF.

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Ubisoft, you failed me on this one.