Philip Godfrey

Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

Yall are so much funnier when we are winning 😂😂 @SoxBooth @WillFlemming 🎡 ⚾

@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE when are yall gunna show our man @Joel_Dahmen?!?!

@doctorow @NearandDistant I think you're a pretty smart dude and I love your content but I firmly disagree with this take.

@NearandDistant There is no "organized movement not to buy blue ticks."

If you're angry that I gave a giant asshole $8 so I could get an "edit tweet" button, holy shit are you going to be furious when you find out where the fossil fuels that heat my house come from. Shopping your way out of monopoly capitalism is a fool's errand. You are not an ambulatory wallet. Shopping isn't politics. Politics are politics: organizing, writing, speaking, voting, ringing doorbells, marching. Shopping. Is. Not Politics.

Topics: 🦀🐊🦈🥛🍧 And occasionally ⛳

@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE best broadcast ever 🦀

@PGATOUR typo in your article here pgatour.com/article/news/l… 33th

I've been watching the @PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE for 3 weeks now and I've learned of the 150+ golfers in the field, approx 50-60 are named Justin and another 30 some form of Tom/Thomas/Thompson. #RBCHeritage #PGA #PGATour

@mudler_it @jeremy_soller 'trust'

@jeremy_soller Wouldn't surprise me at this point if the -rust- (can I say that word?) community would fork it off under a different name just to avoid such kinda of annoying issues.

Hey @espn @PGATOURLIVE more Joel pls

@PGATOUR @PGATOURLIVE Where is the @Joel_Dahmen and @GenoBonnalie feed?!?! I've been waiting 2 weeks for this!! @espn #RBCHeritage

@wilfleming @SoxBooth is it worse than the world cup?

@noturtlesoup17 I signed up! Anyone looking for a Twitter alternative check out @feedly + newsletters. Still working through setting up my feed but it's been great so far.

Unbranded newsletter plug. noturtlesoup17.substack.com/p/conspiracy-a…

Literally the dumbest PR campaign I’ve ever seen.

@wilfleming @SoxBooth LET'S DO IT!

@d_wray @reflog18 The Masters app is outstanding. MLBTV could learn a thing or two from this team.

@reflog18 Everyone: Can we see how Koepka, Rahm & Bennett are playing? CBS: You will watch every shot of Tiger’s double bogeys.

Tiger Woods. Painful to watch. 😬

So, if I’m reading this right, I could still get randomly selected. Right? RIGHT?

@BriannaWu @ElieNYC

The ONE THING Twitter was good for before Musk took over was breaking news. I can’t see anything but grifter trash on my feed in the Musk era. I recommend following @ElieNYC directly to understand the story as it’s breaking.

@piemadd @MichaelSFBA I just did the border crossing a few weeks ago it was fun! Super fast getting in but like a 30 minute wait coming back. No cafe car for that time FYI.

@MichaelSFBA Buffalo to Toronto is technically 2 segments since via takes over in the middle

I find it funny that going from Vancouver to Toronto is faster and cheaper on Amtrak than VIA rail

@xtinamox @Amtrak They need to make more interchanges happen in Albany. You'd be able to go from Worcester to NYC, Montreal. From Chicago to Montreal, NYC.

@Amtrak Now get us from Syracuse or Utica up to Ottawa!

It’s the Adirondack and it’s back today! Your next trip to Montreal, NYC, or anywhere in between is just an Amtrak away.

@StacoS Yee I went to like 15 games last year Also CVS section is where it's at.

Wait.. $9 student tix? What’s that ? Into the park ?

@Broseph865 @TBirdshit @Dulcet24 Hasn’t Tennessee been a deep red state for decades? And 70% can’t read at a “grade level” (whatever that is supposed to mean)? Sounds like republicans suck at running schools.

Increasingly growing crowds of students are descending upon the Tennessee Capitol in protest of gun violence and are urging legislators to pass gun regulations