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Excited to share my new project: @0xBloomLabs Bloom’s mission is to help onboard and advise the next wave of digital art patrons. bloomlabs.art Initial offerings: - OTC Sales Brokerage - Lending & Liquidity Advisory - Collector onboarding & guidance The digital art market is the contemporary art market, and it’s where the most exciting opportunities in art will arise as we move into the future. My experience over the last 8 years as a leader at SuperRare and GONDI has enabled me to develop a unique set of skills, knowledge and relationships that culminate in Bloom, the services it offers and the strategies it deploys. Let’s talk. Get in touch. #BrokeredByBloom 🌹

The Shell to Sea campaign really cooked with their logo

Markets up. Markets down. GONDI keeps SHIPPING. ▫️Stealth Bids: move quietly, win loudly. ▫️Multi Items Buy Offers: bid on more items, faster. ▫️Multi Trait Buy Offers: target exactly what you want. ▫️Artist Directory: explore creators and their work seamlessly. And the best part: it's only getting started.✨

Running Zcash

Any profession where people have decent odds of peaking early (i.e. 20s) can exact a big emotional toll on the unprepared. Professional athletes, hedge fund guys, etc.

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I hate when small business owners don’t accept cash, like what do you mean you don’t want to evade taxes?? What are you, stupid?

20 year old in the gym on a Friday night: Impressive, healthy, staying out of trouble, money minded entrepreneur 30 year old: harrowing, dark, where is your family

Historic Loan on GONDI: CryptoPunk #8348, the only 7-trait Punk, has been renegotiated into a record-breaking 2,800,000 USDC loan. Terms: 90 days · 20% effective APR Largest NFT-backed loan ever. HIGHER.

Had a Jane Street interview in 2014 Round 7. Interviewer says 'meet me at Washington Square Park, southwest corner, 2 PM.' I show up. He's playing chess with a guy who's clearly hustling tourists. Interviewer's losing badly. Without looking up he says, 'Take my position.' I sit down. The chess hustler looks at me and grins. 'Your boy owes me $40. You covering his position?' I look at the interviewer. He nods. 'Assume the debt,' he says. 'Now optimize.' I study the board. I'm down a queen and two rooks. Completely hopeless. 'This position is unwinnable,' I say. 'Correct. Now make it profitable.' 'What?' The chess hustler is getting impatient. 'You playing or what, kid?' The interviewer slides me a $20. 'Market make this game.' I'm confused. 'How do I market make chess?' 'Bid-ask on the number of moves until checkmate. Hustler takes the under, you take the over. Spread is your edge.' I look at the position again. Maybe 8 moves max until I'm mated. 'I bid 12 moves, offer 15,' I announce. The hustler laughs. 'I'll take the under on 12 all day.' 'Done,' says the interviewer. 'You're now short volatility on a deterministic outcome.' Three moves later I'm checkmated. I owe the hustler $40 plus my $20 bet. 'How confident were you in that 12-move bid?' the interviewer asks. '0.95,' I say, because that's what you always say. '0.95 huh?' He chuckles. 'You just sold insurance on the Titanic.' He stands up. 'The real trade was shorting your confidence and going long on the hustler's experience. You missed the obvious hedge: offering chess lessons to tourists at $25/hour while the game played out.' 'But I don't know how to play chess well enough to teach.' 'Exactly. That's called selling vol you don't have. Very Jane Street.' Offer rescinded. Reason: 'Failed to recognize that the park itself was the market and the pigeons were the only rational actors.'"

u gotta be addicted to something otherwise life isn’t interesting i swear

AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student

I would rather kill myself than be dating a girl and a picture of us be thrown into her dump on slide number 10 of 13

A triptych of Lost Robbies (AI Generated Nude Portraits by @videodrome 2018) finally brought together. A history of AI and AI art - part of my UnderTheGAN collection.

the best NFT to own is the one where the artist ragequits cuz he hates that you own it even after everyone else threw it in the garbage

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

Every public bid reveals intent. Stealth Offers are now live on GONDI — a private bidding mechanism that removes market signaling from the equation. How it works: — Enable "Stealth Offer" when placing a bid — Only the asset owner sees the offer — Bidder identity stays hidden until acceptance — No activity feed. No order book exposure. A quiet offer between buyer and holder. Hunt grails without the noise. gondi.xyz

It’s Jeover