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#CancelDisneyPlus #BoycottDisney #RemoveIger #RemoveChapek

@ConceptualJames ice needs simply to go down the list of doordash drivers

Ordering DoorDash or the equivalent more often than rarely while believing your life is unaffordable disqualifies you from having a credible opinion about affordability issues.

There will come a moment in this drama when your deepest prejudices and suspicions are confirmed. Put that moment inside a glass bubble and hold it at arm's length. Turn it to one side, then the other. Examine it as a kind of alien artifact. Do not identify with it.

@ValliantRenegad will the ghost ship be saved

10 years too late.

@MattWalshBlog make disney great again

Time for our annual St Patrick’s Day viewing of a cinematic masterpiece

@MikeBenzCyber dude

man

To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.

@Cernovich deflation needs to happen all around

If people who wrote and talked about politics for a living, or worked in the Trump administration, did their own grocery shopping, we’d be better prepared for the midterms. Holy shit are groceries expensive. And I’ve done more than OK. Even then, my goodness.

@walterkirn this is absolutely a problem thank you for addressing it

Somehow "No problem" has replaced "You're welcome" with a certain set, including store clerks, but the phrases really aren't the same. The first implies that there might have been a problem, conceivably, with whatever you are thanking them for -- like handing you your purchase.

@Not_the_Bee make disney great again

Orlando's "Gay Days" event is being put on a one-year pause after sponsors drop out notthebee.com/tafeb

"AI can't be stopped" sounds good if you've never read the Bible, Faust, Oedipus, or seen 2001: A Space Odyssey.

@walterkirn she is the dark lodge doppelgänger log lady

Like I keep telling you they're actors. Nothing less, nothing more.

@mazemoore wait a minute…is elizabeth the black lodge doppelgänger of the log lady??

The Story of Alex Pretti. Read by Elizabeth Warren.

This is the way it always goes with the Left's martyrs. They start by telling us this entirely fictional biographical story where the martyr was a benevolent and humble servant of the oppressed. Then when it turns out -- as it literally always does -- that he was actually a violent unhinged degenerate weirdo, they will immediately pivot and insist that his character and personal life don't matter actually.

@TheBabylonBee why is everyone laughing? we used to be a proper country

Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2 buff.ly/snlokK6

@MattWalshBlog theoretically, but if i’m not mistaken there are mandatory racial quotas for nominations now

*it is theoretically possible to skip step 1 as long as you cover step 2

How to get nominated for the Academy Awards: Step 1: Be black Step 2: Make a movie about how white people are racist Step 3: Prepare your acceptance speech

@MattWalshBlog make disney great again

One of the biggest problems with modern Hollywood is that they’ve basically stopped making films that families can watch together. They make movies for kids that will bore adults to death, and movies for adults that are too objectionable or mature to show kids. Even movies that are 95 percent family friendly will be ruined by a random unnecessary sex scene or totally pointless and gratuitous vulgarity sprinkled throughout. Some movie studio could make a lot of money by just producing good films that are entertaining for a 40 year old and appropriate for a 10 year old. It’s not hard to do. Hollywood used to do it all the time.

Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period buff.ly/nLFjuep

Pretending to help. That's where all the money goes. It turns out.

@arielxpink wow the last 10 or 15 years must have been amazing for you

bad years in music are generally good years for me