Isa Isa

@Iyoaiye_ Na Yahoo Yahoo boys they fuck like this after taking drugs.

Hotel staff in disbelief after noticing the loud noise coming from one of their rooms. The girl might probably be a flower 🌹 or maybe it is longer and fatter than she expected 🤣😂😂

@amsammiebiggie @instablog9ja Let your brain works for you, did he mention church alone?

@instablog9ja Every time Church church church Christianity is not the only religion in this country Infact na allah akbar-allah akbar ticket de rule the country now Call dem out more

Singer Spyro calls out Nigerian spiritual leaders over silence on rising insecurity in the country

@boy_director This one na Gehghe sister

Ahhhh

@aedcelectricity Okay

@pharmISA A response has been shared, awaiting your feedback.

AEDC is proud to collaborate on the DISREP initiative, bringing free prepaid meters closer to customers across our franchise area. #AEDC #PowerofCommitment

@XcessCars Why u na they carry OLOSHO? THIS ONE NA PREMIUM OLOSHO.

ATTENTION PLEASE We are looking for Joy Oreoluwa Falokun regarding stolen valuables, including a diamond Hublot wristwatch and an 18-karat gold chain worth over 60 million. If you have any information about her location or whereabouts, please contact us immediately. Your support and assistance will be highly appreciated in helping us recover the stolen items and protect others from becoming victims. Please share this post if possible. Thank you. Reward: 500k from him and 150k from me

@aedcelectricity Pls check your dm

@pharmISA Dear Isa, Kindly provide a clear copy of the request form and the precise address via DM so that we can follow up with the relevant unit for prompt processing. We sincerely apologise for the delay. ^zee

@MrMekzy_ Why person go just enter pharmacy and buy coartem for 8000 naira. Yeye people everywhere!

Coartem is 8 thousand naira.

@aedcelectricity it is over 4 months now that I filled this form and 20,000 naira was collected from me for LECAN and no single call from your officers. Is this how to do business? If you can't connect me pls refund my 20,000 naira. @NERCNG @fccpcnigeria @officialABAT

@NafdacAgency A professor that attaches her name here should be ashamed of herself. Tell the public how long bread should stay without getting bad. Why are bread not carrying expired date in Nigeria?

📢 NAFDAC has concluded investigations into public concerns regarding the extended shelf life of BON Bread and confirms that the manufacturer is in compliance with regulatory standards. Laboratory analysis showed that approved preservatives were used within internationally accepted limits, while no objectionable substances, including bromate, were detected in the bread samples tested. Read the full press release ⬇️ for details on the investigation and findings.

@NafdacAgency Anyone who relies on NAFDAC on his health in this country is a fool. As someone whose wife sells bread, I can confidently tell you that most bread don't last more than 5 days now since the lady brought this to the public. Most bread usually stay a weak fresh before now.

@dammiedammie35 Hello @Isaacfayoseorig

“Kuje Prison looks like NYSC camp, very big…..they kept me where powerful people stay. I went on vacation in Kuje Prison. I had my own chef, and my room had every appliance you can think of. When VeryDarkMan was taken to Kuje prison, he was kept where they keep people carrying b0m b and the beat the h£l out of him” - BLord shares his Pr!s0n experience

@Hey_Onyinye @Benking443 How do those tankers continue to be in business while the government is helpless?

@OurFavOnlineDoc How many people get 77,000 naira at the end of the month? Hmmmmm, most Nigerians are paid 30,000---------50, 000 naira monthly.

You can’t compare the cost of barbing your hair in uk with barbing your hair in Nigeria. For the simple reason that the minimum wage is not the same in both countries. Minimum wage in Nigeria is 77,000 naira. That’s about £40. Minimum wage in UK is about £12.71 per hour. So the person working in uk for 4hours will make MORE money than the person who works 30days in Nigeria- yet both of them are doing the same minimum wage work. So it’s only commonsense that countries where people earn more, basic things will cost more- compared to places where people earn peanuts. This is why intelligent people compare cost of living relative to income in that country, not relative to cost in a lesser income country. Sometimes I wonder why government officials deliberately mix sycophancy with insanity. Because there’s no way in the world that Reno Omokri doesn’t know this. He knows it but the evil darkness in his soul will make him deliberately say crap like this.

@taadelodun Majority of the population still earn 30,000 naira monthly.

The people who tell you the price of things abroad, without talking about wages are your worst enemies. You can be patriotic and still acknowledge the serious problems we have in Nigeria. Unemployment and underemployment is at its peak. A lot of people are contract staff with no rights (look at most Banks) Millions dont get paid on time. Why is food still expensive when God bless us with so much arable land? These are things people in the House of Reps and Senate should be fighting for our people! For Nigeria to succeed we have to acknowledge our problems, not gaslight people who have been suffering and smiling!

@OyoPoliceNG @NigeriaStories @ishbimir Those illiterates rushed to take his corpse away for islamic burial and they want justice! No autopsy and they want justice!

PRESS RELEASE OYO STATE POLICE COMMAND 2ND MAY, 2026 RE: LONE MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT AND PUBLIC REACTION IN ISEYIN The Oyo State Police Command wishes to inform the general public of a lone fatal motorcycle accident that occurred in Iseyin in the early hours of today, May 2, 2026. At about 5:30 a.m., a motorcycle rider, Umar Yahúza (male, 25) of Oluwole, Old Kara area, Iseyin, was involved in a lone accident which occurred at a police Border Patrol checkpoint located at Niko along the Iseyin/Oyo Road. He was promptly rescued and taken to Fadok Hospital, Iseyin, for medical attention. Sadly, at about 7:30 a.m., the Command received information confirming that the victim succumbed to injuries sustained in the accident. Following the incident, a group of commercial motorcycle riders gathered in front of Fadok Hospital in a peaceful protest, alleging that personnel of the Border Patrol Unit stationed at the checkpoint were responsible for the incident. In response, senior officers of the Command, in collaboration with the Seriki of the Hausa/Fulani community, engaged the protesters and assured them of a thorough and discreet investigation. The Command also reaffirmed that any officer found culpable will be appropriately sanctioned in accordance with the law. The two officers involved—an Assistant Superintendent of Police and an Inspector attached to the Border Patrol Unit—have been detained pending the outcome of the investigation. The scene of the accident was visited by investigators, where photographs were taken and a sketch map drawn to aid further inquiry. Upon request, the corpse was released to the Seriki of the Hausa community for burial in accordance with Islamic rites. The situation has since been brought under control, and normalcy has been fully restored in the area. The case will be transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) for detailed investigation as directed. The Commissioner of Police assures the public of the Command’s commitment to transparency, accountability, and justice, and urges continued calm as investigations progress. For Emergencies, Contact: Oyo State Call Response Center Toll-Free Line: 615. Oyo State Police Command Control Room: 08081768614 & 07055495413. E- SIGNED DSP AYANLADE OLAYINKA anipr, Mnisma Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) 2nd May, 2026.

JUST IN: A Policeman has shoot a motorcylist dead in Oyo state

@kunle_pata Hello @PoliceNG @PSCNigeria what are you going to do about educating your people why engine number is not relevant?

I just left the police checkpoint at Otedola after they delayed me for almost 2 hours. First, they asked me to open my boot, I did, nothing incriminating. Then they checked my license and documents…all complete. Next thing, they told me to pop the bonnet and suddenly claimed my engine number didn’t match what’s on my papers. In my mind, I was wondering when exactly did I changed my engine without knowing? and they said I’d have to follow them to the station. I said no problem, let’s go. Next thing, they’re calling another officer on me. Honestly, I hate starting my day with this kind of energy.

@NigeriaStories This is to much

JUST IN: EFCC in Lagos have arrested a Cameroonian businessman, Bekono Eric, for allegedly defrauding a first-generation bank of about N1.5 billion

@tokunbo_wahab @king_solom60630 @LasgMOE People generate waste every day and your only approach is to clear the waste in 2 hours a month? Can you think better pls?

@king_solom60630 @LasgMOE Can we leave people and just do our part?

We are set for the monthly environmental Sanitation commencing today. Do share your cleaning activities with us by using #LagosSanitationExercise #CleanerLagos or tag @LasgMOE for a retweet.

@tokunbo_wahab @LasgMOE You mean today's cleaning will prevent Lagos from smelling?

@Princemoye1 @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @AbimbolaShotayo Lol..... You mean DPO not aware?

We have said it repeatedly that you approach the DPO or DCO whenever such demand is made at the counter. Reporting of cases at the counter (charge room) is free. Thanks. @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @AbimbolaShotayo