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@BSFunmi The greatest love to experience is selflove.

Loving someone is sweet,being loved is sweeter but loving yourself is the sweetest. You can only give what you have. If you can't love yourself, how then do you want to love someone else.

@polyeaster @_DebbieOA Good diaper, I have used some diapers that are wet when touched and they are the most common in Nigeria market today.

@_DebbieOA That's actually now known to be the correct way, wiping after urine esp for young babies disturbs their skin barrier and makes them vulnerable to rash and infection. Diapers will soak up any moisture.

I went to a quiet corner of the church to breastfeed, and a first time mum was there too. After she breastfed her baby, she realized the diaper was very full of wee and she had to change it. This was what I noticed; She took off the very wet diaper, and immediately placed a new one on the wet bum. Ahh. I quickly struck up a conversation with her. Complimented the baby girl's hair. And then went on to tell her how I felt like, she should've wiped the baby first, left her open for a minute or two before putting on a new diaper, just to avoid diaper rash. It's just like us adult women, you can't wee, get up and then put on your panties. You'd rinse yourself first and then pat dry. She responded well, agreed with me and thanked me for pointing it out to her. #MumHelpingMum 🤭

@SirJarus Lg Fuani markets the two nah, I believe they are siblings.

@SavvyRinu When did we reach this level of wickedness. Humans keep unlocking vile and evil as if they are unlocking candy crush levels. This is very heart wrenching.

During the Kwara massacre in Nigeria, terrorists locked up Christians inside their church and rooms and set it on fire. Note that no official Nigerian government account mentioned this.

@SirJarus With the way ppl talk and reason nowadays, it's better corporate English remains. I honestly don't want to know how anyone feels fr

😀 You will see a problem, you call it challenge If someone says stupid thing, you cannot tell them it is stupid 😀 You cannot reply an email with “WTF is this?!!!” 😀

@Chinwe_Owanta The best feelings ever. May God continue to bless you

I did the most unconventional thing. Immediately I started earning well, I put my Grandma on a salary - and increased the amount by a percentage every month. She’s a pensioner, and hardly gets credited by the government. Each time she got the money, she would send me long text messages raining blessings upon blessings. Once she said: “I wish your Grandpa was alive to see this.” It’s one of most special things.

@Pressman2040 WHAT IS THIS, O NIGERIANS

These guys kills more than B@nd!ts, BOKOHARAM and ISWAP combined.

@Ashibabon This is the normalcy, any other thing apart from what you stated is called Aseju

Repeating your clothes is completely normal Using android is soooo normal Not owning the trending ipad is very normal Going to work without makeup is normal Having one perfume, one body at a time is perfectly normal, you don’t have to own tons of it Your life is normal, okay

@leschique @Nedu64 I need glass bottles for that another expenses

@pharmafresh @Nedu64 Learn the method of making them shelf stable.

Some of you have lost the food in the fridge due to the grid collapse yesterday. Your feeding budget has changed a bit. But you can't connect it with bad governance YET. 🫵

@lindaikeji What is wrong with people, especially Nigerians. The most volume you can scoop there is 20Litres,Why would anyone wants to waste his/her life cos of 15thousand naira. Don't we think of the aftermath before acting. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Lagosians scoop fuel from overturned petrol tanker in Apapa

@imsuxan @Gospel_rx @maxvayshia in individual doses unlike other medications

@imsuxan @Gospel_rx @maxvayshia Theatre pharmacy is not practiced here. Anaesthetic drugs are dispensed in bottles which can last for a week or so to the anaesthetic department, hence the dispense it themselves based on the patients need. In nutshell, pharmacists in Nigeria don't dispense anesthesia

OBSERVE: The Doctor involved suspended. No other health worker involved in the care takes responsibility. But when it is time to claim rights, everyone is a health worker. Everyone is in charge. When things are going well, all glory goes to God and Pastor. Also, everyone wants to be on same level with the Doctor. When things go wrong, the Doctor is the one in charge. We deserve the leaders we have, now and forever and life is not taking us out of it cos it knows we are very terrible people who don't deserve anything good.

@Haneefahjumoke Amin ya Allah

@pharmafresh Infact may Allah forgive us all.

So this sharing of rice debate is actually real? 😭 A guy at work refused to take the company rice home because he said it’s shirk. He said he’ll sell it to his colleagues and use the money to buy another rice. Please, what’s the difference between that rice and the “new” rice he intend buying?🤦‍♀️😞

@tes__baby I always do #9999.99 and I ask them first. Some ppl are not good with numbers. I am sure if she understood what you did she would have thanked you and not embarrass you. Sorry dear

So I bought materials from a Woman to sew a customers dress on Saturday, at the market, the money was 10,000 naira. Rather than send the complete 10k, I sent 9,999 naira to her Opay account, so that they won’t debit her 50 naira, since that’s what I do to all my customers, because I felt it’s better to lose 1 naira, than lose 50 naira. The way this woman embarrassed me because of this ehn.

@yakubwudil From Hotoro roundabout to Wudil, is there any filling station that can sell 250,000 liters in a month?

@RexUchendu @Prince_Daevid @MrMekzy_ 1001 patients got a prescription with Rocephin that can be that amount daily. So all of them will think they are the ones being discussed online.

@Prince_Daevid @MrMekzy_ If someone posted your story on X , do you need the person to mention your name and location to confirm rhat the Pharmacist you consulted just posted your story on social media? We should not enable un-professionalism of any manner

This guy walked into the pharmacy with a prescription that contained Rocephin from the hospital and when we were done costing, the price was 101k. The baba say na 101k to treat malaria and typhoid?? How much this life wey i dey live worth?”. 😭😭

@LancashireLady3 @Amy_beke @Lolochichy No issue with them, just that they will need her assistance which is is running from

@Amy_beke @Lolochichy She got pregnant 6 weeks postpartum. I’m not sure what the issue is?

My brother’s wife is 6 months pregnant with Twins and they have a 7months and 2 weeks old. I have blocked them both

@Haneefahjumoke As a civil servant,during my last pregnancy, I constantly resume so late someone mistook me for the HOD when I was in my 1st trimester. You see that morning sickness, it was part and parcel of my pregnancy journey. Thanks to all my colleagues at work and my HOD.

Dear 9–5 mummies🤰🙏☹️ How did you survive: First-trimester vomiting & dizziness at work 🤢😭 Antenatal visits while chasing KPIs 📊😢 The whole pregnancy journey with juggling your deliverables.🤫 Share your survival hacks, don’t leave me hanging! Help incoming mum please🙏💖