Phil King

God please give football just 1 good black goalkeeper man. I’m tired

Paul Bastard Appointed TUFC Supporter Liaison Officer Torquay United is pleased to announce that long-time supporter Paul Bastard has been appointed as the club’s Supporter Liaison Officer [SLO]. 👉 tinyurl.com/3hrejhxt #tufc

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for. To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️ All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞 Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

@PaulHowie1 @caseysean51 Blah blah blah

@caseysean51 You do what you do well, sometimes, but Kilman is left footed ffs, so if Kelly signs up we sign a right foot, obviously.

@OVaulkhard Well done - many a good night in there!

@Americafakts @ChampionsLeague Clarence Acuna

@ChampionsLeague What’s the name of the player?

I'm sorry, what? 🤯 #UCL

@CensoredMen Olga needs to move!

A.I is now being used to track the productivity of employees… Welcome to the future.

@NClibbens @SkyBetLeagueOne @officialcufc Enjoy it Nigel 👍

Huge anticipation +excitement has me up already for our first @SkyBetLeagueOne game Hope fans & all of @officialcufc enjoy today & the season Your support is massively appreciated & never taken for granted Huge thx to Simmo & staff behind the scenes. Be Just & Fear Not #cufc 💙

@doddsy1975 Please. Not one more time 🤦‍♂️

We deserve to lose #NUFC

@JamieHardesty I think we may have met a number of years back. Regardless, I’ve seen your updates on your recovery. I have also just read your piece - makes for uncomfortable reading, which tells you how brilliantly it is written. Well done on writing that, & all the best with your recovery

@AlexChandy @bethsutheran Awwwww

@barry_maxey @GaryUsher_ 😂 it’s what the cool kids have these days Barry!!

@philking84 @GaryUsher_ You missed your beard 🧔‍♂️ 😂

@AlexChandy You know me mate - I’m just behind the scenes! 😂

@AlexChandy @FabrizioRomano @SuitDirect @Official_HUFC Remember your roots and who signed off that original request 😂

@Great_Run Ridiculous

The Junior and Mini Great North Run due to take place on Saturday, has been postponed. We are actively looking at alternative dates to stage the #JuniorMiniGNR in the coming weeks, and will be in touch with participants directly.

@pub_that Fingers crossed this tweet isn’t posthummus

I shit you not, our last remaining chef that’s not sick at one of the pubs has just been taken out by a 2.5kg tin of chick peas.

We are delighted to be providing consultancy and leading on the application process for @Official_HUFC - and with the support of @hartlepoolfe

@Arsenal @AaronRamsdale98 Top top content right here @AlexChandy

🍽 Chip Inn Fish Bar 🐟 Home to the finest catches, on the other side of Holloway Rd. 🧤 Isn't that right, @AaronRamsdale98? #ArsenalSupportingSupporters

@CPFC @Official_HUFC @KieranMaguire @kevinhunterday @FanExperienceCo

The club have donated to the fundraising appeal of @Official_HUFC manager Graeme Lee’s wife Gemma, who is looking to raise £60,000 to fund her next 12 months of treatment for a life-threatening brain tumour ❤️💙 #CPFC