Phil Phriday

Just here for the points @retrofitness

@CitiBikeMiami knows what I’m talking about 😉

@JetBlue It was so demure when I landed over an hour ago. Not so demure when I’m still sitting on the runway.

See how we're flying through the air? Very demure, very cutesy.

So you don’t have a gate open during our arrival time @JetBlue ? Did you not know we were landing? Because I knew months ago when I booked this flight.

Unless you are @nbcsnl , stop telling me I look like JD Vance

@toriababcock So….what did you do to it?

@VirginiaBeerCo Can art is 🔥

𝗪𝗮𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 (a marker to note one's progress along the path forward) is an Imperial Milk Stout. Dark, rich, and creamy, the 2024 vintages of this recipe have been aged in 𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙗 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙠 𝘽𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙗𝙤𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙨. #VBCturns8

I went on the SXM Beer Tour in St. Maarten! Is it a must do? Check it out. youtu.be/a0ahEvvyStc?si…

My wife’s F45 instructor giving her and all the other suburban moms a good stretch after class.

I travel to NYC just to have a threesome with these two beauties

Can’t wait to get back over to Anguilla youtu.be/x-HzkM8zLCA?si…

Just sold one of my photos on a throw pillow case…made $3 after production cost…so who is winning now?

@BeerInFront Going to need at least a 45 minute video review of this

Get Cozy with us in Socks & Sandals with Humble Sea Brewing @Humble_Sea in Santa Cruz! Live now! #wishyouwerebeershow #beershow #beers twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Just casually drinking a sweet wine called “Sugar Cube Blanc” with my mother. Nothing white to see here.

What if, in America, I opened my arms wide open, reached higher, and bought Creed tickets? Would I sacrifice one last breath?

And we’re back! 🍻!

Going live at 8pm eastern after a short hiatus, let’s see if we remember how to do this thing…… youtube.com/live/fXk7_OtIB…

@Chase you are garbage. Your customer service is garbage. Your broken ATM stole $600 out of my account. You have done nothing to solve the issue. It’s been 3 days.