Phil 🏍🏍🏍🏍😁

@Mattisamazing33 Just wondered

Two hours so far. I’ve done all the rubbish stuff - Salford, Bolton, Blackburn etc - and now getting into the good stuff

@Mattisamazing33 Any reason for not doing C to E direct ?

@Bikeguy65 @marysvip To fiddly for most valeters to bother with bikes I suspect.

@marysvip Pretty much every town or city in the UK has a plethora of valeters of variable price and quality but isn't it weird that motorcycle valeters are so rare, there was a guy in Norwich but the poor fella passed away a couple of years ago. I know it's quite niche but even so?

Kid me: “One day I’ll have a car AND a motorbike 😍” Adult me on a Saturday: cleaning both of them like they’re my high-maintenance children… and somehow still bored out of my mind 🧼🏍️🚗 Why did no one mention that owning cool stuff just unlocks endless cleaning side quests?😅

@ThePeakyBlinder I have to admit I was a bit disappointed with it. I thought he'd go out with more of a bang not a wimper🤔

“I’m many things, but I’m not a coward.”

@TufferB Oh, cheers

Fatty Free.

@Mattisamazing33 What size is your compressor? I have one bout size of a packet of fags.

That’s the tailback packed. Not a single more thing will fit in. My stuff for two days plus tyre repair kit and compressor, and a tool kit

@TimothyCarmic15 Yup...couple of days so they can iron the white flags!!

Just the usual 🏳️🤦🏻‍♂️

@TimothyCarmic15 There all fooked they all lie whatever the party.

Liebor are f7cked 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

@MyArrse There will be nobody there then.....they are all liars👍

Bad news for Reform UK in Wales: New Law to make it illegal to lie in Welsh elections is passed in Senedd. It is now a criminal offence in Wales to make false or misleading statements as an election candidate. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@Mattisamazing33 Mucky pup where's your newspaper on floor, need a word with project manager🤔

Cleaned and lubed and ready for action

@MotoNutJob Well look atchoo

Look at me the social Influenza

@MotoNutJob Bargain.........extra heat🙌

Good morning Friday so it's takeout day for most Except this tenant who very much left it in (cheap little fan heater)

@RodneySter935r @modernheroestv @Fireblade_Jim To be fair the Mercedes will have had a larger tank than the Scirocco but yes it will have been more economic. I still get 6 - 700 miles out of my 17yr old Passat🙂

@modernheroestv @philsbin @Fireblade_Jim Way more efficient. I had a scirocco petrol TSI years ago and I got 180 miles a tank at its worst and about 230ish at its best, I then get a 2.2 mercesdes diesel and it got 400 miles a tank at its worst and 600+ on motorway driving.

WHY THE FUCK IS DIESEL 25-30p DEARER THAN PETROL! Absolutely fucking ridiculous. I Remember when diesel was cheaper and everyone started buying diesel instead. Suddenly it became dearer than petrol, funny that isn’t it. Government and fuel suppliers are cunts!

@modernheroestv @Fireblade_Jim The goverment actively encouraged going diesel as " more ecconomic" then when loads of people did the government did what they're good at and screwed everyone with price hikes. Just because it happened over 20yrs ago doesn't make it deep dark ancient history!

@Fireblade_Jim The pump price has been higher for a longer time than 20 years though, I agree the difference seem to be growing, mind.

@Fireblade_Jim 2 of 2 Profiteering itself is not a specific criminal offense in the UK, but the practices involved—such as excessive price hikes, price fixing during crises—are illegal under competition and consumer protection laws. The Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) can penalize firms

@Fireblade_Jim Bunch of bastards, pisses me off. They put the price up straight away when the fuel in the tanks was cheaper price. 1 of 2

@NASAKennedy @NASAArtemis Is there no improved transport system planned to help with quicker deployment to take advantage of launch windows?

Let's roll! 🚀 NASA’s SLS rocket and Orion spacecraft for the @NASAArtemis II mission are making their way to Launch Pad 39B. The overnight journey is expected to take up to 12 hours. go.nasa.gov/4sYnaaZ

@mototingle Nice sharp edge on battery💨🦶

@philsbin CaPow! Take that Batman !!

China showcasing ejectable batteries ⚡️ They’ll be a cover of course, no bare batteries on show ✅ If battery fault or🔥 is detected the battery auto ejects away for safety ♻️ saving the passengers from harm *right into your neighbours house, a school, maybe a shop window

@richthejoiner You look dead happy mate🤦‍♂️

Cope a cabana 😎 last treat of the week