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@pieandbov I would have said St Mirren easily, but they are rank rotten right now, and with Dunfermline or Partick must be rubbing their hands in anticipation

Let the people speak. Which of these three do you think will be playing Premiership football next season?

@pieandbov Even the professionals cannae ser past the ugly sisters

Took his time to shine but that could be put down to the early season car crash at Ibrox. Been brilliant to watch under Rohl, always wanting the ball, first thought always to go forward and always willing to take on his man. Another win for the entertainers!

@FootballFunnys Clearly???

PGMOL have released a statement following the error earlier today in Manchester United vs Liverpool… I’m sure Liverpool will be delighted with the apology instead of the extra point they would have gotten 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Tele_Sport Yes

WATCH: Should Dundee’s Luke Graham have won young player of the year award? dlvr.it/TSMVkN

@richardosman @AGH1494 Dicks complaining about that frame, calling it an embarrassment dont understand what Snooker is. That it can go from championship highest break into such a stalemate is what makes the sport great.

@AGH1494 Just looking at the ratings this morning, and at the time it was taken off there were 1.4m people watching, which is easily the biggest rating frame of the Championships so far. Very, very unfortunate timing.

Let's recap the BBC's decision making. Extend snooker until 18:30, 18:30 comes, bump off one of the most extraordinary frames of world championship snooker for Richard Osman. Make the red button and iPlayer impossible to use/find the snooker. GO back to snooker at 7pm anyway. 👍

@Tele_Sport Man's a tube

Willie Collum slaps down Steven Pressley ‘lack of investment’ claim as SFA refs’ chief explains ‘crazy’ Dundee VAR finale dlvr.it/TSKnCg

@UnbelievbleJeff So on that case Carragher isnt one, and isnt even close.

Does Jamie Carragher have a point here 🤔

@thecouriersport Just competent unbiased refs will do

WATCH: Should referees be mic’d up to prevent VAR confusion seen in Dundee derby? dlvr.it/TSGHkR

@di_cranio Very much. Thougjt we were crying out for a driving force, a captain to get them up, but didn't happen (again)

@philskelly Yeah, first half was OK. Started slow but had a threat Threat just disappeared second half I expected things to improve with players coming off the bench but it actually got worse

FT Dundee Utd 3-0 Dundee A good day for Utd, awful for the Dee Bit of luck with opener but Ferry given far too much space all game & made that pay with the second. Third goal really poor defending Nothing going forward in that 2nd half Much better needed in 4 games to come

@TheRealAlSnow How'd you know it was public? Tangy aftertaste?

I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally these things don’t bother me but it was in my Big Mac .

@fesshole The only computer language that starts with P that I know as someone who has no interest, was PASCAL.

Trivia quiz question: "What programming language named after 70s British comedy show? Begins with P." I know nothing about 70s TV and could only answer "Porridge."

@SPFLWatch Ive said before, if this was an ex-OF player it would be totally different.

Very interesting hearing from Michael Stewart on Premier tonight. The fact that the SFA didn’t have a quiet word with Premier or Stewart prior to banning him is extremely poor. Using the nuclear option of banning a pundit their first step is completely wild. It’s also a double standard- the things that some ClubTV commentators have said over the years are far worse than anything that Stewart has suggested on Premier. A disaster class from the top floor of Hampden.

@DonnaLouise1212 Sad little man

Gary Neville getting called a fcking wanker is not what I expected to see on a Monday morning, but it is delightful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheFootyFeed I think if you're a supporter of brave they will argue different

“The Europa League isn’t worth watching anymore”

@LidlGB @ianturnips So @LidlGB can you please tear open all breads to ensure that they are all to a very exact standard. Ta

@ianturnips So sorry Ian! That's not the quality we expect! 😔 Please DM your email address, barcode number, expiry date, lot/batch number and your receipt so we can sort this. Thanks. - Hilary

Hi @LidlGB, is it normal for your Deluxe bread range to have a big hole running through it? Bought from Warwick, Emscote Rd store on Monday 13th.

@JCup2013 Some people dont like the rich and famous speaking on politics etc, especially if they dont agree with their viewpoint.

And that’s because people LIKE YOURSELF are soulless sellouts

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFutbol He didn't swear, didn't use racist or homophonic language. Too many fans are fecking snowflakes, they will shout abuse all game at a player and the second he gives a wee bit back, they start crying

🚨 Raphinha comments on our exclusive Instagram reel with @DAZNFutbol to apologise to Atletico Madrid fans after gesture “you’ll go home next round”. “Sorry for my gesture — it’s 𝒏𝒐𝒕 something aligned with my values and my character. It happened on a tense moment as replying to a fan who was disrespecting me last night”.

@SamanthaTaghoy 👃💩

“Since Labour took over, it seems like Britain will become the first Islamist country to have nuclear weapons.” Well… a convicted Islamic terrorist who tried to blow up the British consulate is currently running for office. And is projected to WIN. So, yeah. Britain is cooked.

@offtheballbbc Ethan Hamilton

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