@VoidReps @bluewmist I’ll take it a step further: his and her Toto Washlets in the master bath. Your wife will thank you every day.
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@phknlwyr
Over 500,000 eviction cases prosecuted; 3000 new cases/month; founder of EvictionAssistant software; representing corporate multi-family property owners.
Vail Valley, CO Katılım Mart 2014
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A Japanese Toto washlet.
Most people spend their entire lives accepting discomfort as normal. They sit on cold porcelain, wipe with dry paper, and call it hygiene.
Then you drop the money on one of these.
Heated seat. Warm water that actually cleans. Gentle drying. Self-cleaning nozzle.
The first time you use it, everything shifts. You realize the version of yourself that tolerated the old way was living half-awake, settling for friction in the most basic human ritual.
Now the body feels lighter. The mind stays clearer. One small upgrade exposes how many invisible compromises you normalized without question.
Cheap solutions always cost more in the long run. They steal your attention, your energy, your standards.
Buy once. Upgrade your baseline. Never look back.
The real flex isn’t the price tag. It’s the quiet realization that your standards just became non-negotiable.
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@GenZMultifamily Most states require you to exercise reasonable diligence to re-rent the property and, when that happens, the early terminating tenant’s liability ends. That could take days or weeks or months. Often, tenants want to close the loop and will pay a fee to terminate early.
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How do you guys handle a tenant who wants to break a lease?
I know life happens and making someone pay out an 18 month lease is harsh and unlikely.
Usually, I will allow the tenant to break it and only have them pay the next month of rent to find a new tenant.
Is that reasonable or am I being too nice?
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@BonkDaCarnivore In that new role, she’s in charge of all left-handed screw drivers, turn signal fluid, and Big Foot sightings.
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An ode to the queen. Noem fired and re-appointed to a completely fake position so she can save some face as she gets replaced by a guy named Markwayne. I for one will miss Homeland Security Barbie. There will never be another like you :P
Special Envoy Kristi Noem@EnvoyNoem
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
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RIP Bobby Weir, Bobby Shorts, Bobby’s aura. What a long amazing trip it was! 🌹⚡️💀
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@ItsMattsLaw I’m an L&T guy and I stay in my lane. But over 29yrs of practicing law, you are exposed to different matters and can gain meaningful insights into other areas of law…except space law. Thats all you.
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I appreciate all the lawyers on here that are experts in every single aspects of law. Don’t know how you do it. Corporate law, constitutional law, criminal defense, space law, etc. Just so smart.
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@market_sleuth John, you have been a beacon of hope and empathetic friend to a fierce fighter in an unfair battle. It’s sad when there no more tiles to pull but the memories of the games and conversations while playing will be fodder for fond memories for years.
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@AMandoSch Death by a thousand cuts billing annoys clients. I, like you, don’t bill for simple things. It keeps the big things coming through the door. Penny wise and dollar foolish kills.
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I know this is admitting I'm terrible at business perhaps, but I don't care.
I really never charge for quick .1 or .2 emails.
Everyone has my cell and I never charge for texts. There are a lot of little status updates.
I try to only charge for substantive legal things. This keeps my client's super happy of course.
Yes, I don't collect a ton of money because of this.
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@ItsMattsLaw Tenant with whom I was negotiating a payment agreement for past due rent told me to soften the terms or,”you’ll be on the news tonight.”
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One of the first hearings I attended I almost got my ass kicked. Was at the OJCC (work comp court). Plaintiff sought to unwind a settlement. Blamed his attorney. Blamed my boss. Court saw through it and enforced.
As we were about to walk out, the clerk told us to pause
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@YonahWeiss I’m an involuntary housing relocation specialist.
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Is it called “The Blood Bath at Bethpage” yet?
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Kirk was a provocateur and a far right shill. I disagreed with 99.9% of his inflammatory rhetoric. He deserved the right to free speech; to love his family; to grow old with his wife. This isn’t Dem v Rep. This is about humanity. We need to do better in spite of Trump and MAGA.
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@heIpfullandlord Air flow sensor. $100 from any source other than the stealership.
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My Porsche Cayenne Turbo S is in the shop and needs a part.
Porsche OEM price = $5,434
Take your best guess at what the EXACT same part, made for Lexus, costs.
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@seandsweeney 5-6 miles is 11,000 steps. Fair is another 1.5. Walking to Farmer’s Market is an unknown but there and back, let’s say another 3 miles. 18,147 steps.
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Today’s agenda:
- Morning walk with Snickers
- Walk to Farmer’s Market
- Taking girls to MN State Fair afternoon
How many steps will I get today?
Comment below with your guess.
Winner gets a 10-min call with me.
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@markcecchini Ritz bar. Swans seafood. Yanking dim sum. Honey Honey breakfast.
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San Francisco on Thursday, maybe 5th time lifetime
Staying downtown in Nob Hill
food/drink recommendations?
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@JamesonCamp Wife drives the SQ6. I have a Rivian. My R1S is larger and faster but is no where as smooth a drive as the Audi. I like my Rivian’s tech better but, if you want a luxurious EV, the (S)Q6 is a great choice.
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Yall Audi may just rope me into getting an electric car cause they throwing SUVs at me for the price of an uber from JFK to manhattan
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@AMandoSch Know your judge and advocate accordingly. Build your attorney capital with the judges you see often and use it intelligently. And when you are on the cusp of telling a judge to GFT, be ready to retire or pause and rethink that emotion. I stopped practicing in DC for that reason.
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I have had the urge to get very aggressive in Court lately in a lot of my hearings (for good reason). I have not done so really and I'm currently at a stage where I am constantly juxtaposed between holding back or going for the throat on verifiable claims in order to expedite matters and cases.
It's scary. I want to be bold, but I also don't want to get whacked down. Always reading the room and trying to push the boundaries. Thus far, remaining quite conservative however.
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@SinaiLawFirm Bar class all morning, quick lunch, then study until 4pm, golf or workout, dinner, bed, start over the next day. It was a simple time. You had one objective. It was a worrisome goal but, I agree, it was aa great time in my life.
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Studying for the bar was the best time of my life and I wish I could experience it again for the first time
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@Pcrawjr @SinaiLawFirm After COVID, the Federal Govt earmarked significant funds for free legal assistance to lower income earners. Legal Aid and others are now a constant presence in Rent Court, using all manner of technical defenses - license numbers, housing code - to dismiss cases or delay them.
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@SinaiLawFirm If the tenants can pay lawyers, why can’t they pay rent?
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For 25 years landlord-tenant law was the same. Eviction firms took $1000 to file paperwork and 90% of cases went unopposed.
5 years ago in covid everything changed. Now most evictions are contested. Tenants and tenant lawyers have adapted and gotten better. Millions are poured into eviction defense by the city and county.
Eviction lawyers are still practicing like its 2019. Still charging pennies to work on volume and giving penny-type service. Attorneys practicing evictions for 20 years and don't know the code.
The rules means that tenant lawyers play the game with cheat codes and I play the game on hard mode. It is what it is.
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