Dave Impostor Wallace
232 posts
@fatstevebuscemi idk depends which one of us had sex
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how long after sex is it appropriate to kill myself in front of you to forever change our bond and the trajectory of your life
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@fatstevebuscemi @moethelawn76 I saw this screenshot in my mind's eye eons ago
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I saw this screenshot a week ago
daisy “dan goose” tackett@fatstevebuscemi
okay deleting the apps again
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@queersocialism @hecubian_devil silence of the lambs
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@hecubian_devil ok wait the first one is psycho but what’s the second horror film in question here lol
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@shawna_morlock I bet they also don't know you're the 96th most powerful person in queens
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@CantEverDie you should follow AlgaeCrave for more updates
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it’s absolutely not the most important thing at all but i’m obsessed with th algae in the reflecting white house pool. every afternoon i check for algae updates. i can’t get enough algae updates
Andrew Leyden@PenguinSix
Crews continue to pump out the dead algae from the reflecting pool.
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@fatstevebuscemi it's cuz you're always on that damn phone
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would you believe i am having a hard time falling asleep in this room?
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hello from the haunted orphan room at the redneck resort
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@fatstevebuscemi @FranziaMom think they refer to themselves as "tweetahs"
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@FranziaMom this is how i feel about tweeters from boston
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tired of trying to date. only accepting serious proposals of marriage at this point.
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@Feldfrog mine told me I would be buying moisturizer soon
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Palm reader: You enjoy the simple things
Me (my palms were all sticky from ice cream); 😮
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@fatstevebuscemi dont show this to the guy who wrote episodes 2 and 8 of season 4
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30 Rock season 4 episodes 3-7 greatest run of sitcom episodes of all time
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@fatstevebuscemi and to give her the hug that Seinfeld deprived her of
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I think my main goal with comedy is to become famous enough to meet Kesha
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@ali_sivi pretty sure those are the lyrics, you know I read it in a magazine
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when i was a kid i thought elton john was saying she got electric boobs
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QME
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@fatstevebuscemi @ratlobbers I mean the fascists usually wear outfits, this guy looks like he doesn't care for the outfits. If I had to hazard a guess, it'd be that all he cares about is music.
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@ratlobbers oh no…. it’s the racist friend……..
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@MeganBitchell It's all fun and games until he has to go through a Stargate like in the movie Stargate (1994)
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This is who I’m supposed to marry
David Hering@hering_david
There was a definite type of guy in the 1990s that you don’t see so much anymore. DFWmaxxxing
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