Jacob Chappell

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Jacob Chappell

@phpHavok

Sr. Software Engineer w/ Master's in Computer Science. Hobbyist music producer. Building Developer's Devotional at https://t.co/tskIVeaNB2. ישוע חי

✝️✡️ Katılım Temmuz 2018
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Jacob Chappell
Jacob Chappell@phpHavok·
Learned about Analogic Modeling today thanks to Developer's Devotional. Never would have even thought to search something like this.
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Jacob Chappell
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Guys, I told Claude to make no mistakes, and it made one anyway. What do I do now?
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Dmitriy Kovalenko
Dmitriy Kovalenko@neogoose_btw·
Honestly it’s cool to see that there are companies where you can tell this kind of joke about your boss founder without any fear. It’s literally the healthiest corporate culture. I’m kind of envy.
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aizk ✡️@Aizkmusic·
It's weird to me when people are all like "x-google, x-meta" learn to move on from your exes.
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If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000
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Tristan
Tristan@Tristan0x·
Had a Jane Street interview in 2014 End of round 5. Interviewer says "round 6 will find you." Three weeks. Nothing. I'm in line at the Trader Joe's on 14th. Line snakes past the frozen aisle, the way it always does. I'm holding a bag of orange chicken and a four-pack of cold brew concentrate. Guy in front of me is in a Patagonia vest over a quarter-zip. Not turning around. Inching his cart forward every 30 seconds. Picks a box of something out of his own cart. Holds it up over his shoulder without turning around. "Ant on a corner of this box. Walks to the opposite corner along edges. How many shortest paths." "Six." "Now in 4 dimensions." I think. Tesseract. One edge per dimension, any order. "4!. Twenty-four." "Confidence." "0.85." "Correct on both counts." Offer Monday. $69k base (which I'm told is a 'cultural fit discount'). No bonus. No equity. No relocation. They will, however, allow me to name one (1) colocated server in their NY4 cage. I take my time. This is the only thing I'm being given. I submit "Steve." Already a Steve. I submit "Steve2." Discouraged naming pattern. I submit "Steven." Confusing with Steve. I submit "Big Steve." Big Steve exists in NY5. I submit "my Steve." Approved. Two weeks into onboarding, IT pings the eng channel: "my Steve is down." Three engineers respond at once asking which Steve. The thread spirals. Someone clarifies: "it's named 'my Steve.'" Someone replies "yes but whose." A VP joins the thread: "is this a possessive or a proper noun." Nobody knows. A meeting is called. The meeting is titled "re: my Steve." Nine engineers attend. The first ten minutes are spent establishing whether the meeting title refers to the server or to a Steve belonging to the meeting organizer. The meeting organizer is named Devesh. Devesh does not know a Steve. Offer rescinded Friday. Reason listed in the email as: "Introduced ambiguity into production naming taxonomy. Unrecoverable." I'm no longer allowed in the building. I am also, somehow, no longer allowed in the Trader Joe's on 14th. The doors don't open for me. I have tested this six times. The orange chicken is still in there. Three bags deep on the shelf, frozen, waiting. I think about it every day.
Deedy@deedydas

Jane Street made ~$40B in 2025 with 3,500 employees, a ~2x from the year before. At ~65-70% profit margin, that's $8M profit / employee, the highest for a 1000+ ppl company. High-frequency trading continues to be the most efficient money making engine. I want to share an old story about my Jane Street interview in 2014. Jane Street was known for hiring a lot of math, physics and CS olympiad winners from top universities and putting them through many rounds - including, for trading roles, a gauntlet of mental math. It was my 6th interview and my final round and I recall being asked "What is the next day after today in DD/MM/YYYY where all the digits are unique?" They'd toy with you and say "You can use a pencil and paper, if you want" but you knew that was an instant no. Painstakingly and as quickly as I could, I came to an answer. "How confident are you that this is correct on a 0-1 probability scale?" the interviewer said. "0.95", I blurted out, not fully knowing how to answer that. "Are you sure?" After thinking harder for a few more seconds, I realized I could've flipped the digits around to get a closer date. I gave the interviewer my answer. It was correct. "0.95 huh?" he chuckled. That's when I knew I failed. Note: fwiw, other companies that come close in efficiency are - Tether ($90M+ profit/emp) - Hyperliquid ($80M+ profit/emp) and on revenue: - Valve ($50M/emp) - OnlyFans ($37M/emp) - Craigslist ($14M/emp) - Anthropic ($12M/emp, run rate) - OpenAI ($8M/emp, run rate) For comparison, Nvidia is very efficient at scale and is $4.4M/emp.

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Jacob Chappell
Jacob Chappell@phpHavok·
Just need to subscribe to one more newsletter bro, then I'll finally have knowledge.
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@rakyll Sounds pretty cool. I have nostalgia for early 2000s Google. What other places encourage novel research now?
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Google is one of the few institutions in the world where working on foundational new computer science problems is still encouraged.
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Gergely Orosz
Gergely Orosz@GergelyOrosz·
Miami tech scene bumpin’ this week!
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Jacob Chappell
Jacob Chappell@phpHavok·
@housecor I'm envious of that run time. My JVM projects take that long to run a single hello world test lol.
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Cory House
Cory House@housecor·
The acceleration from AI is unbelievable. After *only 5 weeks* of development on a new project with 4 devs, we have over 4,000 tests. That's ~200 tests per dev/week! Absolutely no way we could've done this by hand. Vitest runs them all in under 15 seconds on my M1 Mac.
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Jacob Chappell
Jacob Chappell@phpHavok·
@deedydas It's a transformation for sure. Not sure how incredible it is though.
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Deedy
Deedy@deedydas·
In ~2yrs, Google has gone from 0% code written by AI to 75% code written by AI. What an incredible transformation of how software is created.
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Jacob Chappell
Jacob Chappell@phpHavok·
@aarondfrancis You'll also have to make sure they are the same color per child, physical properties, and all uniformly distributed random numbers favor each child in isolation while simultaneously somehow not disadvantaging the other. Ask me how I know 😂
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Aaron Francis
Aaron Francis@aarondfrancis·
If you have two-year-olds or four-year-olds, this is the best deal goin Make sure you buy one per child, ask me how I know
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dax
dax@thdxr·
@StefanTMD people on my own team stealing my posts
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Dmitriy Kovalenko
Dmitriy Kovalenko@neogoose_btw·
Left Germany last year. Still can’t comprehend that I need to send them worth of new Tesla in taxes just to pay off the fact that I lived there 9 months.
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Jacob Chappell
Jacob Chappell@phpHavok·
I don't buy all the claims Anthropic makes, but one thing I must say is that Boris Cherny has a stellar way of interacting with customers. He replies to criticism with an open hand, and I've never seen him express anger at a customer. Something for us all to learn.
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