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@piearce9

You’ve got Tourettes by proxy now

West Midlands, England Katılım Eylül 2010
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If you read the names of University Oxford’s team left to right it sounds like someone falling down the stairs #UniversityChallenge
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@Hermes_Paris Bonsoir lads, this tweet just got your handbag 1.8m views, with no negative connotations. Can I have one as a thank you? 🙏
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@OtooleMarian On tonight of all nights 😂🫣
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@ZeroGravitxp That’s great, but what about my hilarious joke
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ZeroGravityX@ZeroGravitxp·
@piearce9 That fat twat, needs to stay off food! No wonder he looks heavy on his feet on the pitch 👋. Can’t believe his still at the club 🤬.
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I’m exhausted by VAR. It’s such an obvious red card for Havertz. But it’s a big club at home and they find a way not to. Bull. Shit. 🙄
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@Spag68 @dudleymbc Still waiting on your blue bin, Mankers? Mine went out last Wednesday night, still not collected 😕
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Mankini Dave@Spag68·
@piearce9 @dudleymbc Yes Tim, I believe failing to fulfill your terms of an agreement of a paid service is called Breach of contract. Maybe a refund should be given?
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@dudleymbc am I ok to pay you my council tax when I can finally be arsed to get around to it?
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@scottygb Our local paper once ran the headline “Lighter Man Sets Himself On Fire Again”
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TheMekon_Venus@TheMekon_Venus·
Thankfully Richard Wilson is alive and wall at the age of 91. But his character was just 51 on the opening episode of the show. Now I’m older myself… that sounds insane.
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@ArchRose90 About as funny as piles
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Chris Rose@ArchRose90·
When the Black Rod arrived in the Commons and knocks on the door, a Labour MP can be heard shouting: “Not now Andy!” Okay this one made me laugh. 😂
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@KensingtonRoyal “Er what’s that strange this you’ve got on your chin there” …… said Māori Queen Te Arikinui Kuini Nga wai hono i te po to Prince William
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The Prince and Princess of Wales@KensingtonRoyal·
A pleasure to meet with Māori Queen Te Arikinui Kuini Nga wai hono i te po today at Windsor Castle.
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@wolves_ink What a nice heartwarming post to read. Good luck to you.
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Great Red Mountain 👥@wolves_ink·
So I posted in December that I had been made redundant after 35 years Well I’ve only gone and landed a job 😊 a complete change of direction for me I’ve become a Chauffuer 👀 I’ve gone from scruffs to work to now going like this And yes I realise i have first day at school look
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Ah, this is nice to see. Moral support between two horses in the last race at Hereford this evening.
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Filippos McLaren@F1lippos·
When the time stopped. 1st May 1994. Imola. Ayrton Senna crashes and loses his life. The world of F1 will never forget a true icon of the sport. A legend. #Senna
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Real G. Nhari@gabriel4eva·
@piearce9 @dharnyyoung “Grealish just acts like a decent, caring bloke and it comes across again and again”. According to whose standards, mainstream media or personal???
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@AlexBallingerMP That one at the top of Carters Lane is a belter - I’m surprised Dudley Council haven’t tried to use it as a landfill site
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Alex Ballinger MP@AlexBallingerMP·
Why are we still stuck dodging craters every time we leave the house? For a council that prioritises road maintenance, vote Labour on May 7th. Look at their record in Sandwell, they've been ranked the third best for road repairs in the country. It's time Dudley caught up.
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