Pierre Valentin

@MurrayHillGuy1 Is MHG spitting fake content now

What the fuck is this?

@livekit @dsa 🚀

Your outbound phone agent has 1-2 seconds to figure out if it's talking to a person, a voicemail, or an IVR. We shipped Answering Machine Detection (AMD) in LiveKit Agents to do that for you so your agent knows when to keep talking, leave a message, use the keypad, or hang up.

@antibearthesis The $NOW codebase is so shit yet somehow they serve all the fortune500 companies

$NOW might be the biggest AI mispricing in the market. Bill McDermott says ServiceNow can become a $1T company by 2030. $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang says it could 100x. Anthropic says it’s essential infrastructure. OpenAI is integrating deeply with it. Amazon Web Services, Microsoft Azure, and Google Cloud are all expanding partnerships. And vibecoding an alternative would probably cost 10x more than just using ServiceNow.

@mikadontlouz So Montreal has a crypto scene!

Nobody here knows I am the founder of bored ape yacht club

@Le_Crapaud47 Call of Méchoui

Un Resident Evil au Moyen-Orient, ça serait cool, non ? Une idée de titre pour ce jeu ?

@RMXnews Should open a Polymarket on him being 🇲🇦 or 🇩🇿

🇪🇸🔴JUST IN: This man stabbed an Asian teenage girl to death today in Barcelona, Spain. The young woman was stabbed mainly in the thorax and neck in the random attack. She suffered massive blood loss and died on the spot. A 58-year-old man was also stabbed during the incident but suffered only minor wounds. The attacker was arrested by Spanish police shortly afterwards, which was recorded on video. Numerous social media reports indicate the man is North African, but so far, there has been no confirmation.

@levelsio I think it’s time to say to the GF to sleep on the couch for that sweet ppl

I still haven't solved the CO2 bedroom challenge You open the window and you wake up from a 6am garbage truck or barking dogs and sunlight You close it, you suffocate in 1200 ppl at 5am I guess you really need some mini tube in your wall with a vent that opens and closed based on internal CO2 but how do I build that?

@mSanterre @Gubloinvestor cramogged 🥲

@Gubloinvestor I paid $780k this year 😭

I did my taxes today, i owe CRA $92,042.24 in capital gain taxes. Time to move out of this beautiful country 😥

Is it even worth to bill me for this? @MistralAI

@masonwarner $830 of token for 30s?

@dogeofficialceo 👏

First day at JPMorgan. Boss took me out for lunch! Super friendly, great vibes. Think I’m absolutely crushing it so far… only weird thing is I’ve had like 7 random boners today, must be the finance adrenaline.

@LeBunkerBtc Asti partage le nom mon homme

@pievalentin yes

Dans ce restaurant, on t’accueille avec une statue du Christ et une tranche de bacon dans un shot de whisky.

@NoGamblNoFutur @whaleprofessoor Rien n’est impossible

@pievalentin @whaleprofessoor JLM n'ira jamais au second tour

Comment faire 9%/an grâce Jean Luc Mélenchon et les golmons qui pensent qu'il sera président ? 🇫🇷💶 Grâce à Polymarket, vous pouvez aller chercher un rendement de 9% en pariant juste sur "Non Mélanchou ne sera pas élu" Très drôle de faire de l'argent sur le dos des communistes

@robkhenderson This is terrible. It is a legalized genocide. Europeans are retarded

More than 40% of kids in Vienna are Muslim: claremontreviewofbooks.com/we-shall-not-f…

Mainstream media portray the us as the place you die because you can’t access healthcare. So a lot of the boomer or socialists still view it like that. Also a lot of it is anchored in the 80s France vs USA where the wealth gap isn’t as large. Same for their view on immigration in the 80s no issues with muslims. It’s like the mistral ceo who stayed in Paris because his wife is a public worker and she probably would not suck up going to sf 🤣

@pievalentin Is this still the case ? Seems more now the French love to bash the heartland americanos Specifically the ‘uneducated / non city’ types

I’m in a French village of about 30k One restaurant open on Sunday Sitting next to me is a hick straight out of the Midwest 🇺🇸 You know the type, larping like a southern hillbilly but more refined Trucker hat, branded work wear shirt, blue jeans, beard, long hair, boomer sunglasses And all of sudden he starts speaking fluent French I’ve heard about this. Lot of French, including some of my friends, are fascinated with American rural / big truck life Still a big subculture in France ?

@steipete What’s your personal token spending? I am sure it must be close to a AE salary

the crawl army so agents can read it all.

@Frenchie_ Le godel terminal de shkreli va manger leur monopole. Je pense c’est déjà le cas pour les publics equities. Pour le reste ça va venir

Tous les gars qui disent que le Bloomberg Terminal va mourir sont en plein délire Bloomberg, c’est littéralement le standard industriel de la finance de marché, pas une app de charting de plus. Il est greffé au cœur des salles de marché, des banques d’investissement, des asset managers et même des banques centrales. Quelques points : >Le chat interne est devenu la messagerie standard de la finance de marché. Changer d’outil, c’est casser le canal de communication de toute la finance, du trader en commo à Londres au sales equity à New York. C’est quasiment l’argument de vente principal. >Bloomberg a 40 ans d’historique propre, nettoyé, normalisé sur toutes les classes d’actifs (actions, crédit, taux, matières premières, FX, fonds…). C’est des champs de données homogènes, comparables, documentés, utilisables direct dans les systèmes de risk, dans les modèles etc… Recréer ça from scratch, c’est un projet de plusieurs milliards et plus d’une décennie, pas une app vibecoded pour « singer ». >24 000–30 000 dollars par an par licence, marges massives et revenus récurrents; c’est la vache à lait de Bloomberg, plus de 10–13 milliards de CA, le produit imprime énormément de cash. L’ère de la SaaSphobia existe et est légitime mais certains produits resterons encore indémodables.