buthool (Alpha Male)

prolly these

@JHookAgain @OPaqi89471 @ShitpostReels im so happy for u n ur wife

@OPaqi89471 @ShitpostReels Find women who like that stuff? I did, my best friend in the world is my wife and we do all the dumb fun stuff together

@EFCevie @ShitpostReels girls have cootiess boys rule 😤😤

@ShitpostReels 12 year old theory going strong

@cassiee1919 just saw what you look like this dude is insane

does ANYTHING please them?

@72ert @2Big2Broly kinda both

@2Big2Broly Wait, is it evil-ass rape show or is it evil ass-rape show? I won't watch either way but now I'm confused.

Sucks that if i wanna watch something with Zendaya Hunter Schafer Alexa Demie and Colman Domingo together i gotta tune into the evil ass rape show

we’re losing recipes 2016 was earth tones and neutrals and green bomber jackets and bape hoodies and supreme and adidas superstars and a full beat and half up half down hair and chokers and a boogie and lil uzi and chokers and skinny jeans and baseball caps and embroidered roses

@homosexualitay @wthrihrdlyknwhr hes so real for that

@imfynerthanfyne no feng shui to be found

my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating

@V4MPIRESHAWTY ankle boots and skinny jeans with a flowy top era

this party i’m going to tomorrow is 2016 themed but these are the inspo pics ? like am i crazy or is this more jersey shore/scenemo 2009 than 2016????

@hollanovrryy connor my beautiful wife

he drank all the gender fluid

@galitzineLOVE like 3 i think? no more than 5

people i need to know how many times yall watched heated rivalry. i wanna feel normal

@M31odyyy thats so cute

I’m so much of a girl that my t levels are just 🩷

be warned: trickery is afoot

@ViciousFr0g @vixmcintyre @Brandon93Smith ohhhh okay i have autism lol

@pigeonlore @vixmcintyre @Brandon93Smith I'm just making a joke:) I do think you're right

We have a dark horse contender for the cringiest Christian sex social media post of the week.

spotted a subaru outback with a trump sticker. that’s crazy work

@ViciousFr0g @vixmcintyre @Brandon93Smith u need to think more inside the box they clearly drank the wine and thought that was spicy enough to write home about

@vixmcintyre @Brandon93Smith The bottle wasn't for drinking 😈 but seriously guys, better to use body-safe silicone instead of glass 🙂

heated rivalry is a psychological torture machine designed to make you think its okay to fuck the text man for texts for nine years. and perpetuates the lie that canadians are real people.

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

@slugopolis @foragedberries 🤯🤯

women's assholes are for pooping!!! they cannot be used for sex!! unlike the male asshole which is more akin to a cloaca

@blunderyuri run

classmate raved about the new harry potter series, called chappell roan awful and then said johnny depp is her favourite actor

they need to make a version of community that cuts chang out completely. he adds no value