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@thechosenberg Sweaty? At 13 degrees? I bet you smell delightful 🤮

Europeans just want to be sweaty all day I guess

@kdeanc @NFLMemes How ‘bout them Cowboys 🤣

@NFLMemes I finally grew out of this fake AF bullsh*t called the NFL. It's pretty damn ridiculous how much it is worshipped by millions. I feel like a whole lot of folks are waking up, too.

More than 300,000 people stood outside for hours to listen to some dude in a suit read names off an index card. The European mind simply cannot comprehend this.

@tradu81 @Chels_HQ @talkSPORT Is there a reason he won’t be?

@pilgrimbim @Chels_HQ @talkSPORT So McFarlane is better than Terry?

Andy Jacobs: "I've been told John Terry wanted to [take over until the end of the season], but they didn't want him. And they told him in no uncertain terms that he will never, ever get the job." (@talkSPORT)

@realtylerreed @nomodeath I’m not criticising at all. I agree, I have 2 daughters. I understand the point you were making.

@pilgrimbim @nomodeath Appreciate that. The problem is I’m a single father and can’t have my wife take care of it. This is my point. Not all parents have these choices.

At what age should a Dad stop bathing his daughters?

@realtylerreed @nomodeath You’re talking about the fact that to you, your daughter is not a sexual being. I agree with that however if my adult daughter needed help I’d still prefer my wife did it. I do take your point though.

@nomodeath Why put an age on it? It’s irrelevant. Dads should be able to help their daughters anytime. If my daughter needs me to bathe her when she’s 30, I’m doing it.

@atrupar People get mathematics wrong, weirdly I’m not gonna pick on them for this. However, the people defending it whilst knowing they’re wrong are so Beta it’s unreal. They’d probably let Trump peg them straight after he fucked their wife.

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@HeartsofOak1939 @MikeRGlenn @DavidPoulden Sure, that’s like at the Olympics where you gather some random people that have never seen a running track and just enter them in the 100m. 🤣 Pretending they’re not even boxers is a massive cope.

@pilgrimbim @MikeRGlenn @DavidPoulden These are just random lads the US Navy brought together to represent them. They don't have an actual boxing team like the royal marines do

Go on the boys 👊🏻🇬🇧 Royal Marines boxing vs. US Navy boxing. Watch until the end 👀

@HeartsofOak1939 @MikeRGlenn @DavidPoulden Clearly it does.

@pilgrimbim @MikeRGlenn @DavidPoulden The US Navy doesn't even have a boxing team

@henrywinter They owe him nothing. If he wasn’t ready he shouldn’t have taken the job. If he was ready he failed on his own. Nobody needs to be bending over backwards to get his personal career back on track. That’s his job.

Hope the good people with the FA at St George's Park reach out to Liam Rosenior and either offer him some role with England age-group sides or some mentoring. LMA, too. To help Rosenior get what was a promising coaching career back on track.

@tradu81 @Chels_HQ @talkSPORT I mean yeah, Lamps did great so try that again. Good idea. You can love a player and his legacy without giving him a reach around all the time you know. If he really wants to manage he should drop down a few leagues and get a start or go to the continent.

@Chels_HQ @talkSPORT And they want fans to get behind their vision & plan. Who would you appoint? Elite ex player, Leader, Legend who has experienced it all, has respect from fans & players. Or A Youth Coach who has no authority but will be ok with being a puppet. 👀

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere," my boss said. "Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Chile 2009" "Really?" he asked. "No"

@TetchyBitch @PaulSchleifer Different times my friend, different times.

@pilgrimbim @PaulSchleifer 😆 Vermouth! Blimey. Ours was Tesco Value vodka or Martini Citro which went down like lemon squash and got you absolutely battered.

Now try drinking like GenX, ya lightweight!

@TheFootyFeed They deserve to be relegated just for that.

A total embarrassment of a hot dog served at Morecambe, 💷 £4.00

@TetchyBitch @PaulSchleifer Not a good one 🤣 Cheap though. We also had a period of buying Asda own brand Vermouth and drinking it neat. £3 a bottle and oblivion.

@pilgrimbim @PaulSchleifer Mad Dog! Now that's a blast from the past.

@ZainabSani17060 House? Ameripoors 🤣

You won’t believe what she finds buried under the house 😳😱🎬🔥

@NoContextBrits It’s their natural environment It’s the equivalent of free range chickens vs battery hens.

Why do Maltesers out of the box hit different?

@RAGunner72 @JamesMelville 2000 is the minimum required to use the word “thousands”

@JamesMelville ok then.

“Thousands of Brits have backed a call to halve the national speed limit from 60mph to 30mph on single carriageway roads.” This is absolutely ridiculous for so many different reasons.

@Clarksson12 @sixucls Even more impressive is Scotland. They really did invent everything.

@sixucls Wtf did England invent everything?

Ice Hockey wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for us btw

@MikeRGlenn @DavidPoulden My guess would be that the best boxers from the US military were sent to fight the best boxers from the British military. Their rank, I assume, is irrelevant

@DavidPoulden Were your guys fighting USNA midshipmen?