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@Nathan_bap @LostMemeArchive How’d they screw him out of his jet?

@LostMemeArchive did a whole case study on this in one of my Law classes

In 1996, Pepsi ran an ad where 7 million Pepsi Points got you a Harrier jet. One guy tried to claim it. Pepsi said it was obviously a joke, and the whole thing ended up in court.

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

@jitLyang21 Harass local homeless people with greater intensity

What do college town cops do in the summer when they cant give put public intoxications and minor in possessions?

Updated lineup: SS Crawford CF Rodríguez 1B Naylor LF Arozarena RF Raley 2B Young DH Canzone C Garver 3B Emerson

@miawaukee It’s at Pat’s in Rhinelander

@abcdentminded How insane is this game compared to lucid blocks

I think Fractal Block World might be the greatest exploration game ever made

@frankmikesmith I’m devastated

A lot of people are about to learn something about the GOAT today GeoSports · May 15th 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 986 / 1,000 geosports.app

@TridentDeck I love this booth I wish it was permanent

Me watching the Mariners broadcast right now

@0ba0sama I just averaged 10% over the speed limit on a 13 hour drive, do that math

Defensive driving teaches you that on average, speeding only gets you to your destination 1-2 minutes sooner. Not worth it.

@NegativeBob @RyanDivish They tend to not use the last arm in the pen anyways

@RyanDivish I'm sure losing a pen arm will be fine. 👌

Bryce Miller will start Wednesday in Houston. With 14 games in 14 days , Mariners will use a six man rotation and then reassess after the road trip.

@hedgelockedreal @BurdenBurner I draft prospects based on attributes and then fix their appearance if they make the majors

@pilotsfan2000 @BurdenBurner Had a guy who was 5’7 240 at 18. Made me viscerally angry

Half the 18 year old prospects in MLB the show:

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

@i_zzzzzz Just make that at home

A chain that sells hearty rice and beans bowls for $3.99 could take over America

@wiscofirst @coltonvcolton Not for long 🤭

@coltonvcolton I moved here from Minnesota in 2020 and never looked back. Highly recommend. In Wisconsin we have the organization and the numbers to stop the radical left.

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@MarinerMuse Playing like a guy who really wants to come help the big league club

Intangible thing I love here He’s super pumped when he sees he has a chance to beat that out and his hustle from the start juuuuust gets him there

@LoschbourStev Nice, I’ve got a buddy who lives in Bloomer

Good morning. Dropped a car off for brake work

@1realFormula Minor league sports franchise

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@pmgri401 @_sn_n I lived in this red circle for 3 years

@_sn_n What we really need is a metro area right here to flip all three states

All you need to save democracy is have 200k woke Californians move here and we get 3 electoral votes and 2 senators.

@chxrmlessgirl One of them hast to be the worst (it’s first impressions)

theres no way people actually think angles is the strokes’ worst album