pinapl

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pinapl

pinapl

@pinapl

My job is shit, my house is prone to infestations and other disasters, I can't type worth a fuck, and my language makes sailors blush.

Deep in the Heart of Texas Katılım Temmuz 2008
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pinapl@pinapl·
I miss you @oldkimcole. We lost you to cancer on October 29th but your true family couldn’t say goodbye to you until yesterday. There’s still a huge hole in my heart but I am forever grateful that I got to share memories of you with the people that meant the most to you.
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pinapl@pinapl·
That halftime show was 🔥. I don’t ever recall getting up and dancing and singing. Hands down my favorite. #HalfTimeShow
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pinapl@pinapl·
@gokari They passed a resolution at the beginning of this special session to strip anyone that broke quorum of their place on a committee. This was a huge deal. But so necessary
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pinapl@pinapl·
I haven’t traveled since before the bad time. When I checked into my hotel I discovered that drunk me from November 2019 put a bunch of matches in my travel bag. I have no idea what drunk me was planning but maybe after a few drinks I’ll remember.
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pinapl@pinapl·
@SenTedCruz How would you know his priorities when you slept through his speech?
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Senator Ted Cruz
Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz·
Instead of prioritizing unity, COVID relief, vaccinations, jobs, or reopening schools, Joe Biden has been prioritizing the radical left’s agenda: packing the Court, DC statehood, and the Corrupt Politicians Act.
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pinapl@pinapl·
Today one man was held accountable. However, his accomplices still walk free. George Floyd should still be alive like so many other victims of police brutality. This isn’t justice and it sure as fuck isn’t reform. Nonetheless, it sure felt good to watch his bail get revoked.
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pinapl@pinapl·
I finally finished my Invisalign treatment today so I told my parents my teeth are officially straight. My dad asked, “what’s wrong with gay teeth?” Point taken, dad, point taken.
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pinapl@pinapl·
@carlyrigby Oh, I know that bullshit. Most of my experience is with men discounting me. This was extra weird because the men had my back.
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Carly-Ann Rigby@carlyrigby·
@pinapl Ugh. I've been there and it sucks even more than when it's the reverse of that.
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pinapl@pinapl·
I had a weird thing happen to me today. I was in a meeting with all of the big bosses and when I spoke on the matter, the men in the meeting supported me but the women tried to shut me down. I was the only expert in the meeting and everyone knew it. Do better women, do better.
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pinapl@pinapl·
@ScottLinnen I live in Texas and Neanderthal is super fucking polite.
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Scott Linnen
Scott Linnen@ScottLinnen·
President Biden says NOT wearing a mask is “Neanderthal thinking.” Shout out to all you knuckle-dragging, unibrowed MAGA mouth-breathers. “Ugh. Wear a damn mask.”
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LC@LLCatlett·
@pinapl Our home states are just grand, yours and mine.
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