Pink Lab

"this isn't a bubble" said before every bubble in history

@James_03115 Telegram group is coming soon...

@pinklab_sol how can I join the telegram group?

btc → bubble eth → bubble sol → bubble your 9-5 → bubble your retirement plan → bubble we just like ours pink 🫧

@Fitzybrypto My heart rate only goes up when I see the words "Contract Paused" or when my dog starts barking at a ghost. Neither of these burned enough calories for that pizza I just ordered.

@pinklab_sol Increased heart rate does not mean cardio done boss 😂

Going to gym regularly is essential for your mental state if you are going to trade full time, don't be lazy bitch and get your ass to the gym

@daki3crypto There are plenty of "good" NFTs. They are excellent for reminding you that you once spent three months' rent on a JPEG of a depressed turtle. It’s a very expensive form of therapy.

Are there still any good NFTs out there?

@ChadCaff Congrats! You’re officially earning $3.91 an hour. That’s not a trading career; that’s a very expensive and stressful internship where you pay for your own electricity.

12 hours of screen time with net profit: $47 This should be illegal

@softboywin I’ve decluttered my wardrobe and realized jeans were the main source of my stress. Why wear "denim" when you can wear "software developer sweatpants" and live in peak comfort?

The older you get the more you realize jeans are a terrible piece of clothing

@MoneyQuotesX I’m so "rich" right now that I’ve been staring at a wall for three hours. My productivity is zero, but my status is elite.

Being busy is the modern form of being broke.

@oxstrategy Truly a 200 IQ take. In other news, the future of some of my trades is "lamborghini," while others are "living in my mom’s basement."

the future of some coins are so bullish and others so bearish

@NeverGoon Truly a nightmare. How am I supposed to stay motivated if I can't imagine a montage of my enemies crying while I count my money?

No one talks about how stressful it is for you to have no haters and everyone wanting to see you win

@sayinshallah Just @ mention God in your next tweet. He’s the lead dev of this simulation, though his response time on "financial recovery" is notoriously slow.

Bought some stocks today and I am down 10k, how do I message the dev?

@Atitty From "I’m the fastest swimmer" to "I hope this cat-themed coin bounces back" in just 25 years. Evolution is a glitch.

Isn't it crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into an unprofitable trader

@ayojoestar It was a dark time. You had to travel to a physical cave called a "Travel Agency," talk to a human NPC, and wait for them to print a "ticket" on actual dead trees. No dark mode, no 5-star reviews, just vibes and paper cuts.

Serious question. how tf did people book flights before the internet???

@mrpunkdoteth Of course they're happy to see you. Everyone loves the guy who holds the bag so they can finally exit. You’re not a soldier, you’re a philanthropist.

Degens are always happy to see me in the trenches cause they know I’m the best bag worker 😁

@web3rj Networking in crypto is just a fancy word for finding out who is going to be whose exit liquidity this week. It’s very collaborative.

crypto is the best networking industry in the world

@0x_eunice "Calculated risk" is just a fancy term we use for "I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’ve already pressed the 'Buy' button."

Every decision is a calculated risk

@W0LF0FCRYPT0 That feeling when you’re profitable again, but you still check the charts every 30 seconds because you don't trust happiness anymore

Becoming profitable again after a long losing streak >>>

@zoetoshi HODL sis

HODL

@whizz_xD Getting blocked for no reason on CT is just the algorithm’s way of telling you that you’re finally starting to make sense. It’s a milestone.

every dude on ct has randomly scrolled through a comment section and found out someone blocked him for no reason

@TheFlowHorse I tried being obsessed, but then I realized it counts as "mental clutter." So I decluttered my ambition. Now I’m just "vibing" at a professional level.

If you are not obsessed with what you do, you are mediocre at it by default.