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For all our vanities we are but the food of worms. This is one of the universes best jokes.

@peterkyle A 4% increase in minimum wage with a 5% increase in council tax, a doubling of my water rates and a 35% increase in rent, is the opposite of money in my pocket.

@JapaneseIcons In Space-Hopper Orange. Lovely.

Here’s something a little different for #WagonWednesday, the sporty but super practical Toyota Corolla Liftback SR5 (TE51) from 1978. 🧡

On the left: Rahmeh Aladwan, an NHS doctor arrested & charged over alleged verbal support for Hamas. On the right: the leader of an al-Qaeda-linked militia walking freely, treated like a head of state and shaking hands with Keir Starmer. Spare me the lectures about “values.”

@UKLabour So not the threat by Israel and the US to use thermonuclear weapons?

For millions, one of the biggest concerns about the conflict in the Middle East is the impact it will have on prices and bills at home. It is Labour's job to meet this moment - not just with immediate action, but also, a long-term direction.

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

@UKLabour Have you been hacked?

@cem_uk_ I like how journalists retrospectively change the names of such vicious organizations. He Was Al Nusra Front.

I'm confused. Shamima Begum is not allowed back into the UK because she was groomed into becoming an ISIS bride when she was just a child, but Al Golani, the man who was a literal leader of ISIS and Al Qaida is allowed to visit Downing Street? How does that work?

@JanRadovic I think these are hares.

@Keir_Starmer Keir, this very morning you are putting up vehicle excise duty, air passenger duty, landfill tax, aggregates tax, plastic packaging tax, the climate change levy and business rates. All of these tax hikes are increasing the cost of living. So stop claiming that you are cutting it.

@hippojuicefilm That is a doll. They are blagging. With a doll.

Meet the final boss of Disney Adults. Overweight, childs voice, and walks around with a fake baby.

@DollidarityArmy Glass.

Netanyahu says that he wants to transform Israel into a super power in the Middle East and on a global scale. What would you like to see Israel to be transformed into?

@TukiFromKL People get overly generous (public) payment for such cynical twaddle. Not a good indicator of a healthy society.

🚨 Do you understand what Matt Gaetz just said.. he said the US government briefed him on alien breeding programs.. captured aliens.. breeding with humans.. to create a hybrid race.. not UFO sightings.. not unidentified objects in the sky.. BREEDING PROGRAMS.. in 2017 the Pentagon confirmed a secret $22 million UFO program called AATIP.. in 2023 David Grusch.. a former intelligence officer.. testified under oath to Congress that the US has recovered non-human craft AND biologics.. in 2024 the Pentagon opened an official UAP disclosure office.. every year the story gets wilder and every year it turns out to be true.. first it was "UFOs aren't real".. then it was "okay they're real but they're probably drones".. then it was "okay we've been recovering craft for decades".. and now a former congressman is on camera saying the government is running interspecies breeding programs.. either Matt Gaetz is lying about classified briefings which is a federal crime.. or the US government has been keeping the biggest secret in human history and briefed a guy who couldn't even keep his Venmo payments private.

@hippojuicefilm Ruined my appetite.

Looks like Kristi Noem's husband used her boob doctor....

@Only9built I discovered many years ago that I don't fit in a Europa. Beautiful though they are.

Top💛 or Bottom💜

@AdameMedia Fear not. I have reserved a corner of Stygia for this one.

He murdered a million Muslims and created the immigration crisis that brought Muslims to Europe and now he wants use the SAME propaganda to do it again. HeII won’t be hot enough for this demon.

NEW: Former human rights lawyer Keir Starmer has nothing to say about Israel imposing 'one of the world's most extreme death penalty laws' on Palestinians. We asked No 10 and were told he had nothing to add to Yvette Cooper's weak statement. Unbelievable.

Rare Photo of a Banded Australian Huntsman. This is a female, males dont have the handbag.

@BGatesIsaPyscho That is not her soul. That is just excess evil.

Reports Hilary Clinton’s Soul Finally Escaped Her Body Over California.

@JJMaTrader @klara_sjo No such thing as 'British pronunciations'. Gerragriponthisen.

@klara_sjo Some British pronunciations are funny tho, harris-mint (instead of her-ass-ment), Territerry (instead of Territory), idear (instead of idea). Sometimes I use these pronunciations ironically as an inside joke that no one else gets.

Just learned some British people pronounce adidas as addy-dass