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Spencer Pratt’s LA mayor ads are incredible.

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

@WallStreetApes Months old news

WOW 🚨 Kash Patel says him and Dan Bongino found a room at the FBI that was used to burn evidence But not just any evidence, this room was used to shred, destroy and burn classified information The room was left off all blueprints and nobody had access to it Corruption

A weather girl having fun when she realizes there is a graphics glitch. Very cool.

@SecRollins Do something

Today, just four companies — JBS, Cargill, Tyson Foods, and National Beef — control roughly 85% of the cattle processing market. That level of concentration has surged from just 25% in 1977 to 71% by 1992, and now to an astonishing 85%. Together, these companies operate through dozens of subsidiary businesses, creating a landscape that leaves many of our cattle producers with limited marketing options. For some ranchers this means less marketing opportunities, complicating an already challenging marketplace. We must work to address this to protect our ranchers and consumers. @POTUS and this administration are focused on promoting fairness and competition — ensuring our producers have options and a level playing field. 🇺🇸🥩

When you 🚘 miss your exit , stop in the middle of traffic , cause a pileup and then exit and go merrily on your way. 🤷‍♀️🚗

@nicksortor Days old new

🚨 WOW! Dr. Oz just revealed the Trump admin has shut down **450** fraudulent hospice centers in Los Angeles, and not a SINGLE ONE has called to complain They KNOW they've been caught. 1 IN 3 "hospice centers" in America are in LOS ANGELES ALONE ALL of this is on Newsom!

@PainfuIDeath AI

You would think this event would trigger something in her brain that maybe she should get healthy, but nope. "I just want to get inside and eat."

It's all so tiresome

I can’t believe grandpa got this on video! A guy is passed out on his boat!! 😳

@ChefGruel I really hate those bikers

That’s a big bike lane

@Not_the_Bee I got an interview offer for that actual job that posted that. haha.

These jabronis ruined a perfectly good franchise and now they’re rubbing our faces in it.

cash for clunkers

Live broadcast interview going smooth until the cameraman forgets his job mid shot… 😭

A group of little people did a scientology run

Digging up land with an excavator and this old Gatorade wrapper was found The Gatorade is from the year 1999 You won’t believe the calories and nutritional facts compared to a Gatorade in 2026 (I included a modern day Gatorade nutrition facts) We have to Make America Healthy Again

@WhiteHouse i'll pass on this one

President Trump saying WINNING for 1 hour. 🔁 Can't stop, won't stop.

Ohio Boomers after voting for Vivek to import a billion Indians so their portfolio increases by $13.

DoorDash driver who allegedly recorded a naked customer on his couch before claiming to be the victim has been indicted by an Oswego County Grand Jury. 23-year-old Olivia Henderson posted a viral TikTok of a man on his own couch before crying that DoorDash fired her. Court documents say Henderson, who has pleaded not guilty, degraded the man by recording “intimate parts of such person at a place and time when such person has a reasonable expectation of privacy, without such person’s knowledge or consent.” Talk about a backfire.