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@atrupar Why does trump feel the need to stop and pet Xi every few minutes?

a bunch of Chinese children suddenly start yelling and cheering for Trump and Xi

@IslandG41370138 @CalltoActivism He outgrew his suit before wearing it the first time!

@CalltoActivism Disoriented. Out of line. He got a new suit though, lol.

What the hell just happened while Trump was walking with Xi in China?

@Mo_translates Sure, chan.

Salah, businessman at business strategic thinking planning communication relationship building leadership adaptability & financial management, is going to send Chantal money so she can buy modest clothing. (Credit ChantalGucci for the clip and pegatha for Salah’s title)

they want us to believe it’s a national security emergency to fall behind china on Ai but falling behind china on high speed rail, renewable energy and childhood nutrition is a-OK.

PabloReports: What do you make of President Xi not welcoming President Trump on the tarmac? McGovern: That’s how much respect President Xi has for President Trump.

Okay, I’m a bit of an unc, but I missed the 70s blue eye shadow era. Does anyone think this looks good?? Am I that out of touch??

@SirJeremyLondon At least 11. Try turning it upside down.

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@KeruboSk Making phone calls for appointments.

Neurodivergent gang, what’s something you have to mentally brace yourself for that everyone else seems to just do effortlessly?

@1472Kelly Doubtful. But if it happened, it's because she was too high.

Do any of you believe her😂 #FoodieBeauty

@StuffKSaid Thanks for the intel. She's quite a piece of work.

@pithywords Sympathy, money, marriage, less responsibility… she’s basically just casting her line and seeing what she catches.

Presented without “narrative” #QuirkyLoveRosee

@Pinkebelly @StuffKSaid I know. My thoughts, exactly.

@StuffKSaid 😮 Rosie has a boyfriend?

#QuirkyLoveRosee is live with an impromptu stream because her BOYFRIEND isn’t available to be held hostage on a video call with her…

@oldendt @StuffKSaid "b..b..but I don't haaaaaave insurrrrrance. Wahwaahwaah!"

@StuffKSaid Roz, STFU and call a therapist

@VitaminSiobhan I'm gonna just call them etchers, so that those poor, brave shoes don't have to be associated with this 😄

@pithywords Not the sketchers!!!

@SickOfThis50547 MC's Razzleberry pie is my go to, even on holidays.

I’m cheating deserts though. I didn’t feel like baking. The husband doesn’t like chocolate and the child doesn’t like apples. Fock me. 😆

@JoyceCarolOates Why does it look like he's been sucking on a bleach pipe.

Why does T***p always speak as if addressing a room of brain-damaged individuals?

@adgirlMM What even are his damages? According to him, he won the election not once, but twice after that.

Let me get this straight. Trump, the only president since Nixon not to release his tax returns, and who promised he would release his tax returns when he was president, is suing the government for $10 billion dollars in "damages" for leaked tax returns which reveal his corruption. And his DOJ, which is run by his personal lawyer who he appointed as "Acting AG," is going to settle. So the American people are now gong to personally pay a corrupt president $10 billion of our hard earned tax dollars, because his feelings got hurt when his shady tax returns were leaked? Got it. 👌

@Dad_2_The_Bone You'd just need to find yourself the 'enry 'iggins of the sea.

I could never be a pirate...well, at least not the captain...pirate captains say Arrrrrrrrr so it would be weird to have a Bostonian captain who says Ahhhhhhh

BREAKING: Blockbuster report reveals that Trump’s ultra-devoted young aide and rumored paramour is the secret fuel behind his unhinged late-night Truth Social antics! Donald Trump is widely perceived to be spiraling out of control on Truth Social late at night, but he isn't doing it alone. He’s being indulged by a much younger female aide more than willing to stay by his side all night leading to long-standing rumors of an affair. According to a new Wall Street Journal report, executive assistant Natalie Harp is the driving force behind many of Trump’s most unhinged and offensive late-night Truth Social rampages. The 34-year-old former One America News host brings the 79-year-old president stacks of printed posts (often conspiracy theories, racist content, and AI slop), gets his approval, then logs into his account and blasts them out while he should be sleeping. Harp has unprecedented access to Trump. Senators reportedly text her directly when they can’t reach the president. But her extreme devotion has sparked years of affair rumors inside MAGA circles. Reports reveal she once went so far as living in the ladies’ locker room at his Bedminster golf club for more than a month just to stay close to him after she was shut out from normal accommodations. Harp has reportedly written gushing letters to Trump saying things like “You are all that matters to me” and that she only wants to bring him “joy.” Gossip aside, Harp is the enabler who encouraged Trump to push out the racist video depicting the Obamas as apes and the bizarre AI image of Trump as Jesus Christ, both later deleted after backlash. While Trump’s inner circle is reportedly fed up with the chaos she helps create, Harp answers to no one except Trump himself. She bypasses the chief of staff and communications team, feeding the president’s worst impulses at all hours of the night. Since taking office, Trump has posted a staggering 8,800 times, with frequent all-night posting binges that suggest he’s barely sleeping. So here we have an ill-rested, elderly president obsessively rage-posting into the early morning hours, allegedly enabled and coddled by a young, clearly smitten aide who is frequently in his private quarters at all hours, a privilege afforded no other staff member. The entire spectacle is embarrassing, dysfunctional, and completely unfit and inappropriate for the White House. And its results speak for themselves. If you agree, please like and share.