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Brazzers had removed their free previews. Jim sighed, looked at his @PretzelCrisps, and thought "Welp, this bag isn't going to fuck itself."

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

POV: you are being initiated into the 80-person Somerville, MA polycule

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

Emails are turn based combat

They’ll never make me hate you, poverty nachos. I love you.

@ljs39 brings back memories of getting engaged in chestnut hill

on September 6 I got an ad for this "boston college" shirt that was out of stock and never stopped laughing about it and now it's finally mine

How I feel waking up in the morning and automatically clicking on Twitter

told my uber driver to hit the gas a lil bit so im not late to AMC this fuckin guy says "ohhhh going to see movie no valentine huh" lmaooo ill lean over grab the steering wheel and kill us both how about that pal

This is a delicacy in my country

@Veritas312 is this balatro

WE BACK

if i were a plant i would be moaning when doing photosynthesis i know that much

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

@ljs39 get his ass

I saw a guy leaving the CrossFit place in shorts but carrying hot coffee instead of iced. pick a side buddy either you're new england or you're not

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner