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“How do you have patience for people who claim to love America but clearly don’t love Americans?” — Sydney Ellen Wade

My wife’s @Dodgers theory: they went to someone’s wedding last year and now 1/2 the team is having babies 👶🏼. My theory: there’s something in the water. Alt theory: post missing deep run in playoffs stress relief 🤣🤣

@ESpencerWrites @LesbianReviews @boldstrokebooks Is it a coincidence @WomanWriter72 was listening to the Casting Lacey audiobook this AM?

@LesbianReviews @boldstrokebooks Wow! Thanks Mildred and TLR!🎉🥰🏳️‍🌈🥰🎉

Casting Lacey by @ESpencerWrites just received a favourite badge from #Mildred putting it into the #HighlyRecommended category Nicely done Elle and @boldstrokebooks ttps://www.thelesbianreview.com/casting-lacey-elle-spencer/

Took my wifey, @WomanWriter72, out for a Sunday self-care date to relax and read by the park. She of course chose @ESpencerWrites’s newest A LONG WAY TO FALL #sapphfic #readbooks #rest

@brittania_ Hannahhhhhhhhhh

i haven't seen ted lasso yet but congrats to the milf nation on picking a winner

finally millennials are being blamed for something good

@brittania_ Yes! There has been a few studies and research about this. Expect terrible periods for up to 6 months 😭😭

my uterus trying to kill me after my second dose? more likely than you’d think

@Angry_Polak Miss you bud. Glad to see that big smile. You deserve to be happy.

Just a casual day on set at Poker After Dark with some guy named @phil_hellmuth 😋

@clairewillett Damn...well I kind of let this account go. Doesn’t mean I haven’t still be reccing the shot out of this book. Most recently I rec’ed this to my boss who adored it, rec’ed it to the rest of our office and her two best friends!

@clairewillett It’s been FAR TOO FUCKING LONG since I added some hype to this thread. I’m having to say goodbye to a very dear co-worker who has the opportunity of a lifetime in front of him. The most fitting parting gift I could think of—The Rewind Files of course! 😍🙌🏼

@clairewillett I decided I should do a reread so we could talk about it, only to discover to my dismay that the ebook is only available on kindle. I switched to @kobo this year, what’s a girl gotta do to get a .epub copy? Sure I could read my signed physical one, but who does that?!

@clairewillett Damn...well I kind of let this account go. Doesn’t mean I haven’t still be reccing the shit out of this book. Most recently I rec’ed it to a friend/colleague who happened to mention trying to explain watergate to someone younger in this era during a pre meeting chitchat.

'55, '59, '63, '65, '81, '88, and now 2020. What a year. What a season. What a team. Congratulations @Dodgers

@SethAbramson New York is mysteriously absent...

@popspeach You want VLC player!

Can anyone recommend an app for iPhone to play mp3 files that I’ve already downloaded?? There are tons of them in the App Store, but I don’t want/need to download more music or stream things, just play the files I have!

Winner? Least you could do is name the prick. Andrew “Drew” Drechsel

When so few people are watching t100 anymore I can be like 2-3 episodes behind and not even worry about being spoiled 😂

Settling in with @WomanWriter72 for #thehalfofit 🍿#TGIF twitter.com/thatalicewu/st…

Cannot express how much I loved Casting Lacey by @ESpencerWrites . It’s so worth a read and a re-read and a listen on the audiobook.

T-Minus 15 minutes until #Stumptown 🙌🏼

@ESpencersWife @MonicaMcCallan Feel free to email a referral code 😂

@plasticCA @MonicaMcCallan I do, but they all have stovetop directions as well. They also have smoothies and oat bowls that Elle loves.

This is really the meal delivery kit's industry's time to shine.

@ESpencersWife @MonicaMcCallan Do you Microwave them?

@MonicaMcCallan They're actually quite good and very space efficient.