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@AmandafromGA @grok @DiskinRichie @AmericaPapaBear Bless your heart.

@grok @DiskinRichie @AmericaPapaBear I’m going to bet it’s paranoid schizophrenia brought about by Marijuana use.

@Centazzo "KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T WANT TO WORK 🤤🥴🤪"

Some little fuckers walking around asking for $100 to shovel my driveway. I told them to eat the corn out of my shit. I’ll shovel my own driveway while rocking out to Van Halen, or die trying. I’m all man, you mother fuckers.

@GregAbbott_TX oh wait... you're probably already sitting huh?

@GregAbbott_TX Oh sit DOWN, Greg...

It’s about time students like this were arrested. Harming someone is a crime -- even for students. Disruptive walkouts allowed by schools lead to just this kind of chaos. Schools and staff who allow this behavior should be treated as co-conspirators and should not be immune for criminal behavior. We are also looking into stripping the funding of schools that abandon their duty to teach our kids the curriculum required by law. More to come. kvue.com/article/news/l…

@JaneOrrickMD Still here, dipshit.

All Covid Vaccinated will be dead by December 31, 2025 *According to United States of America, who lead the charge to kill 95% of the World in 1994, under UN Agenda 2021.

@WhiteHouse @StephenM YUCK.

A new era. THE TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER 🇺🇸

@warrior_covfefe @archeohistories Evidence of traumatic injury to the eye and ear area, probably.

@archeohistories At the risk of asking an insanely dumb question... how could 65,000 year old skeletons reveal "evidence of hearing and vision loss?" Were the bodies frozen before any decay?

In 1957, the remains of 9 Neanderthals were found in the Shanidar Cave in Iraq. This was their home 65,000 years ago... Shanidar Cave is one of the most important archaeological sites for understanding Neanderthals, not only because of the number of individuals found but because of what their remains revealed about Neanderthal society. Discovered by archaeologist Ralph Solecki in the 1950s, the nine individuals unearthed in Shanidar offered unprecedented insight into how these early humans lived, cared for one another, and even mourned their dead. One of the most famous skeletons, known as Shanidar 1, showed severe injuries: a withered arm, a damaged leg, partial blindness, and likely hearing loss. Despite these disabilities, he lived well into middle age. This strongly suggests that other members of his group cared for him over many years, providing food and protection. It is one of the earliest clear pieces of evidence for compassion and social cooperation in human evolution. Another burial, Shanidar 4, appeared at one time to have been intentionally covered with pollen from flowers, leading to the famous “flower burial” theory. While recent research suggests the pollen may have been introduced by burrowing animals, the idea still sparked decades of debate about Neanderthal ritual and symbolism. The cave itself sits high in the Zagros Mountains, overlooking fertile valleys Neanderthals once hunted and traveled. Its size, visibility, and protection from the elements made it an ideal shelter for generations of early humans navigating a harsh Ice Age landscape. In January 2020, excavations uncovered yet another remarkably preserved Neanderthal at Shanidar — the first found there in over 60 years — showing that the site still holds untapped secrets about our closest extinct relatives. #archaeohistories

@BowTiedRanger Just say you hate brown people then.

For the record, I am okay with Norwegian H1Bs. I’ve never had issues with Norwegians at Costco. Norwegians don’t put up 90-foot statues of demonic monkey gods. Norwegians aren’t retarded truck drivers. Norwegians don’t bring their Diwali celebrations to my town. Norwegians come from a high trust society and don’t scam everyone they come in contact with.

@JDVance I know, right?? The short answer is "yes."

Some of the political bias in AI models is absurd.

@TonyDGianino @ABC No we don't.

@ABC We appreciate their service to their country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The 200 federalized California National Guard members sent to Portland, Oregon, and another 200 federalized Texas National Guard members sent to Chicago will return to their home states, according to two U.S. officials. abcnews.link/9wEYbGZ

@MyTeslaMoonship @ABC Definitely didn't.

@ABC I hope they did some good.

@OakMorr It's probably worth noting that Dr. Bearman isn't currently nor has he ever been licensed or credentialed as a clinician... The man is a predator and a menace and deserves to be thrown in jail for a very long time.

I’ve become aware that Steve Bearman, the subject of this 2017 article, is again offering counseling services and claims this article is full of lies. I interviewed these women personally and corroborated details of their stories. I stand by the article. eastbayexpress.com/oakland-counse…

@JohnnyGiunta_ He's giving "cover your drink" energy for sure.

Might be one of the worst videos in the history of tik tok

@DHSgov Lol Reddit ass government 😅

Defend your hearth and home. JOIN.ICE.GOV

@StephenM Hey dumbass, you're the White House Chief of Staff. You could literally just ask someone for these answers and let us know.

How much welfare do you think was given to these migrants during their stay in the US? Who do you think paid for their housing, healthcare, food and transportation?

@TakingHisTime @sdutKevinAcee I call the one true @GoodLordAbove to smite you.

@sdutKevinAcee “Priority of regulars” That’s Spanish for Regulars are freaking hung over 😂

A lineup that reflects the priority of regulars getting rest even as Padres are technically still in pursuit of a home wild-card series: Arraez DH Bogaerts SS Sheets LF Laureano RF O'Hearn 1B Iglesias 3B Johnson CF Fermin C McCoy 2B

@TakingHisTime @sdutKevinAcee Boo this false God.

@sdutKevinAcee Seems to have worked out tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

@georgesantos Hey aren't you so full of shit you're supposed to be in jail for it???

Understanding what the procedure that took place today was about. Republicans DID NOT vote against releasing the Epstein files… they voted against the previous question motion that would have surrendered the control of the floor to the democrats!

@thedimitri Yeah, dude, people don't like brokeasses who cheat on them and beat them up. If that's hurting your dating prospects, maybe cut that shit out, I dunno.

Your grandma didn’t have a type. She married the guy who came home from the war and didn’t cheat (immediately) or hit her *that* often. Now bitches expect you to be 6’3”, make six figures, have enough childhood trauma to be intriguing, and never give them the ick even once