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@scrumtuous I like to think of Linux as a form of broken Unix with a lot of fluff, unicorns and the likes, Unix is for folk that wear brown and don’t bathe very often. Wait until you discover OpenVMS though, that’ll really boil your noodle.

Every time I go to Best Buy I look for the alien my dad taped to the ceiling 20 years ago when he worked there. Still going strong

@SkyNews Did they have a penis though?

BREAKING: Two women die while trying to cross Channel in small boat news.sky.com/story/two-wome…

@MbarkCherguia For the full PIP, manky scrounging bastards.

And she needs that Zimmer frame for what exactly? 🤔

There are actually people out there that would hit this. 🤮

@WRCPAST I remember looking at 2 of them back in 2000/2001 and went for an E34 M5 instead, which I still own. Something about the Vauxhall just didn’t sit right with me but I often wonder if made the right decision back then.

**Rare Cars** 🇬🇧 Lotus Carlton 1 of only 950 cars 950 cars were completed: 320 Carltons and 630 Omegas, 150 short of the original target. £48,000 new 176 mph 0-60 approximately 5.2secs 3.6L twin Garrett T25 Turbo 377bhp 1,655 kg The Lotus Carlton (also known as the Lotus Omega in mainland Europe) is an iconic high-performance sports saloon produced between 1990 and 1992. A collaboration between Lotus and General Motors (which owned both Lotus and Vauxhall/Opel at the time), it was designed to be the fastest four-door production car in the world. It’s stated at its release, the Lotus Carlton’s performance was so significant that it sparked controversy in the UK Parliament regarding whether such a fast car should even be legal for road use. 🤦🏻 The car started life as a standard Vauxhall Carlton GSi (Opel Omega 3000) before being shipped to the Lotus factory in Hethel, Norfolk, for a total transformation Spotted yesterday in Bristol UK 📷 Jon Blacklaws 👏🏻👏🏻 @lotuscars @vauxhall @Opel

@CelticGossip I’ll take the racist cúnt but I’m not stupid.

If you vote Reform you're a stupid racist cunt. Simples HH

@JonErlichman Always loved a bit of GOTO so I did.

BASIC launched on this day in 1964.

DEPORT, DEPORT, DEPORT THE FUCKING LOT! 👏🏼🔥🔥🔥

Our brave officers confronted a man they believed to be a terrorist, who refused to show his hands, who was violent, and who continued to pose a clear threat. Using only their training, courage and tasers, they detained him while he continued to try to attack and stab them. This took true courage.

@mike1101952 @realMaalouf Exemplary performance by those offers, should be standard police enforcement guidelines.

@realMaalouf @plisken1 Do fuck off

The Muslim community in the UK is outraged at the way police detained the 45-year-old Muslim immigrant who stabbed two Jewish people in London this morning. According to them, officers used excessive force in a ‘dehumanizing’ and ‘Islamophobic’ manner.

I hadn't thought of a yacht tax before now, but it seems Lord Offord's fleet would raise enough to plug that hole in Scotland's finances.

@BritainForTrump @p____67 dont forget full PIP right into the bargain.

@p____67 Spoken like a true benefit’s claimant.

Absolutely mental that Ross Greer is laughed at more than Offord by working class people. There’s only one person here that gives a fuck about us working class, and I’ll give you a clue, it’s not the cunt with 6 houses.

@scottishgreens Grade 1 grifter right there.

If the Scottish Parliament has a pro-independence majority, that is a democratic mandate to pursue independence. #stvdebate

Nightmare scenario: 😧

@Inevitablewest Who's the Rambo in the life preserver?

🚨BREAKING: Footage shows the moment two brave officers take down a terrorist who had just stabbed two people This is Sadiq Khans London. Well done to those officers. 👏

That overtime wasn’t just for you, get over yourself. That was for those less fortunate than you, for the Scot’s that cant or don’t want to work and especially for the “new Scot’s” who arrived here by small boat and desperately need your overtime. In an independent Scotland and all that jazz…

@JohnSwinney Why wait then baw heed?

We are ready to cap essential food prices and support people with the cost of living. Other parties are trying to stop us from bringing prices down. On May 7th, vote SNP for a government that’s always on Scotland’s side.

@Gersfan1983uk @MMcculloch2563 @SpursWinTrophys @youraf_anny1872 Dropping points at home should not be acceptable as a Rangers fan, end of story.

@plisken1 @MMcculloch2563 @SpursWinTrophys @youraf_anny1872 It was 3-2 with a last minute OG

Genuine question, do we lie down to Hearts next Monday? Would give them 3 extra points and a big boost to get over the line. I think our race is run to be honest.

@ScotNational More “new Scot’s”. Join my band of brothers today, vote Reform.

The SNP have pledged to create a new Scottish scholarship scheme for students from Gaza if re-elected 🧑‍🎓👩‍🎓