@smilerpapi I watched this again and again when I was a kid. I thought she was the coolest person.
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Lauryn
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@Nyct0phil3_x Or perhaps their father could watch them for a few hours once or twice a week to let them do whatever they want.
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I'm going to be harsh - shocking I know - but this is a choice.
You do not have to give up your hobbies, interests, passions or identity when having kids. This modern notion of needing to neurotically helicopter over your kids and sequester them away in "kid centric" activities is bizarre and stupid and boring. You can just take your kids to your events and activities. You can just do uour hobbies. You can tell your kids you're busy and to go and play independently.
You'll be happier for it and your kids will be more resilient and capable.
𝓛𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓮 💗@softpinkgiggles
We need to talk about the grief of losing your entire identity to motherhood while the man you married gets to keep his hobbies, his freedom, and his career completely uninterrupted.
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@LisaBritton Mind you baby girls were dumped in trash bags for being undesirable by families for years in China but this is toxic 😂
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We’ve brainwashed women into hating men so much that they now resent having baby boys. Society has to make changes 𝘯𝘰𝘸. This is toxic.
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@ThinktwiceDark1 Its not even just Carrick. He first played as a winger for Amorim in Decmeber and we beat Newcastle with his volley. I genuinely dont know why people are pushing so hard against him as a winger.
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My hot take is that United fans know nothing about what’s going on in that dressing room or tactics.
Cause no matter how much you h@te Dorgu on the wing, that guy scores and assists a bit too easily (for somebody that isn’t a winger). He keeps finding himself in those positions and keeps making the right decisions. He might not be your conventional winger but it’s hard for ANY coach to ignore this kind of contribution.
Believe it or not, whatever Carrick is instructing him to do that he executes this well, he’s not going to be a fullback next season😂😂😂
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@rosesgroove Me too people have been absolute dicks about essentially, a private citizen who’s done nothing to them. Declan obviously adores her and I’m glad she was there and hope she doesn’t let any of the negativity affect her.
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just think about this for a second. the englishman with the most goals in the english league isn’t in the england squad. just say it over and over in your head. sickening.
Match of the Day@BBCMOTD
Morgan Gibbs-White is the top scoring Englishman in the Premier League this season 🏴 A free-kick goal against Bournemouth is his 15th of the campaign 🌟
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@Suckmydende1 @markgoldbridge Because we should be giving youth minutes when we can. Realistically it was hard on him to lose his place when Martinez came back. Today and last week are free hits, though its been nice getting wins
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@markgoldbridge what’s your obsession with him?
maguire is playing for a potential world cup place and martinez has been excellent and also playing for sharpness ahead of the world cup
heaven isn’t going to the WC and is still VERY young. he will have plenty games next season
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reject modernity (gambling sponsors) embrace tradition (alcohol sponsors)
The Big Step@the_bigstep
Today’s matches are the last time you will see gambling companies on the front of shirts in the Premier League
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@markgoldbridge @bethTmufc I think Beth is just saying Mount’s not a bad player and yet people seem surprised whenever he plays well. I actually don’t know if its possible but I think he might be okay / do better in the Italian/Dutch league, but even on loan I doubt the wages could be covered
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@bethTmufc What are you saying then? Because you've just answered your own tweet
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Said it multiple times now, but a lot still don’t seem to realise it.
When Mount gets consistent minutes, there’s no question about his quality.
The problem is his relentlessly poor injury record, which kills his match rhythm.
UtdDistrict@UtdDistrict
47' - Mount having one of his better games so far.
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Your man thinks VALENTINO LIVRAMENTO is a pure-blood English man?!
HH@stev1ewrightfan
England starting XI after Remigration
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@lucyjaynewhite1 So can you explain why Irish Maguire is any different from Ivorian Gueh? Neither fit your definition of “English”.
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Harry Maguire, who is English and Northern Irish…
… has been demographically replaced in the England World Cup team by an African named ‘Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéh’ born in Ivory Coast.
What’s the point in a ‘national’ football team if someone who is NOT from that nation can join?
Maguire should play for England. Guéh should play for Ivory Coast. Common sense.
I’m sure Maguire isn’t even allowed to contest this decision because, as his shirt says in the photo below, ‘no room for racism’.
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@reveaIism I get why but I’d be fuming. Imagine everyone is partying at the Emirates and you’re revising for chemistry. Missing the bus parade because of French speaking 😂
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he was deadass in tape the day before an exam i'm crying
afcstuff@afcstuff
🚨 Max Dowman (16) is NOT in Arsenal training today due to school exams. ❌📚 [@IsaanKhan_]
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If anyone wondered why it was 4 instead of the usual 5 on the show 😂😂😂
𝗦𝗧🐺🇵🇹¹⁸@WWFC_ST21
They play with fake footballers every week should be a piece of piss
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@_TightWadBill Wolves have such loser mentality. A few years ago they had promise with lots of potential and one by one they sold everyone good and never replaced with any quality. The anti-Bournemouth
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Tactical talk when it comes to International football kills me.
You want players who will give their absolute everything, yet also handle the pressure.
“Maguire doesn’t suit Gegenpressing” fook off.
Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️@pythaginboots
England fans are not ready for a manager who prioritises tactical fit over names - @sjatfkb
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@edserkins Lowkey so right I despised George in this. He totally took advantage of Meredith and still wanted to play the victim.
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this is when alex got me on his side and i never left since 😌
sam@joshdonnapilled
FINALLY THANK GOD
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@HenryJackson87 Not Enlgish but can I slag Tuchel and Slot cos I think they’re both wrong?
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Well, I for one certainly hope the English media slam an English player for voicing his dissatisfaction about a manager on social media.
And before a World Cup squad has even been officially announced.
Harry Maguire@HarryMaguire93
I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴
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@graham_pitt @sewwwy9606 @RahmeekDos @CharZiyanah We aren’t affected by FFP as United itself can balance the books. Its 40 mil on Glazer debt that kills us, and all the money we mortgage for shit players because the Glazers are incompetent. Anderson is a 100 million pound player and if not for us, then for City.
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@sewwwy9606 @RahmeekDos @CharZiyanah Go big and spend and go bust ? Please don’t be silly. Spending limits are laid down now as part of the restructuring so that the club becomes profitable. They will spend but it’s carefully limited.
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If Anderson’s move to City comes down to players desire, that’s an easy pill to swallow. But if it’s because United are unwilling to bid as high as City, as Laurie Whitwell is hinting, it shows the hierarchy have learnt nothing from the Declan Rice case. Letting a midfielder of that calibre slip through your fingers to a rival because of money could come back to haunt us. They better hope the players we choose end up just as impactful for us as Anderson ends up for City.
Manchester United Forever@UtdForever7
🚨🆕 Manchester City are considered the clear front runners for Elliot Anderson with a fee in excess of £100m anticipated. Manchester United are UNLIKELY to bid that HIGH. #MUFC [@lauriewhitwell, @TheAthleticFC]
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@cossalltheway @emmerdale Ngl I think the wider story is Graham poisons Kim slowly, hoping it will improve Joe but it makes him worse. The story culminates in Graham realising his “son” is evil and kills him, bringing his original exit full circle.
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@emmerdale It’s so ironic that Graham came back because he wanted Joe away from Kim, because he thinks she’s a bad influence, when in fact he’s keeping Joe from becoming a better person and learning from his mistakes.
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@EdirinDeuce @saundzo @Gaeist Tyrell Malacia a teenager was bought for £15 million to replace Shaw 🤨
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@saundzo @Gaeist They actually don't know yet! Just that game Carrick decided to rest him, see how our back line was, I've noticed any player we complain about, once we buy a replacement, they don't ever outshine them, take our last 5 LBs that were brought to replace Shaw, no one has been better
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This is moreso directed at the comments from this post & others:
some of you would be in for a rude awakening if Diogo Dalot left 👍🏼
The Prem Debrief@premdebrief
What’s the minimum you’d accept if Real did come knocking for Dalot?
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