David Paine

This vicar doesn't hold back on Tommy Robinson.

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

@afneil This one!

Just like Andy Burnham, when I go for a jog I invariably find there’s a TV crew in the vicinity. It is SO annoying. 🤣😂

@AndyBurnhamGM @afneil Terrific thighs.

@afneil They were camped outside my house all day yesterday, Andrew, and doorstepped me! I can assure you I wouldn’t arrange for this to be filmed. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Corbyn was an MP for 32 years until he was elected Labour leader in 2015. Number of accusations in the media of antisemitism from 1983-2015 = 0 Number of accusations in the media of antisemitism from 2015-19 = 11,251 Media Lens on how the establishment is revisiting its smear campaign, this time against the Greens, to stop a leftwinger from reaching power: medialens.substack.com/p/starmageddon…

As Health Secretary, Wes Streeting deepened the privatisation of our NHS and handed over our data to Palantir, a company involved in genocide. I am sure his friend Peter Mandelson is very proud. Time to reinstate our NHS as a fully public service — and kick Palantir out!

@supertanskiii Agree 100%. Labour do not have to emulate the Tories. I am no fan of Keir Starmer either, but he should be left to get on with the job. Given the country's message last week, he might even get a bit more of a move on now. This is not reality television.

Unpopular opinion? I don’t think Starmer should go. 1. Emulating a revolving door of hapless have a go c*nts set by the Tories will help nobody. 2. The man made hysteria playing out isn’t just undignified but has fuck all to do with politics or what’s right for Britain.

@BBCPolitics I am no fan of Keir Starmer, but he should be left to get on with the job. Given the country's message last week, he might even get a bit more of a move on now. This is not reality television. Wannabes, step away.

As Keir Starmer grapples with his leadership crisis Here's the latest summary of events: bbc.in/48YKOwy

I am no fan of Keir Starmer (or how he and his allies turned on Jeremy Corbyn), but he should be left to get on with the job. Given the country's message last week, he might even get a bit more of a move on now. This is not reality television.

@sharrond62 Sharron, look at the address - it's a government agency.

They’re all at it!

@FlashBlades @supertanskiii 60% in my area didn't give enough of a fuck to vote - plenty of choice.

@supertanskiii You know what boils my piss more than people voting reform tankskiii? The silent majority that never use their vote! Countless millions who could make a real difference to their lives and others if they voted for the parties that represent the people and not the billionaires!

In Sunderland, Reform stood David Barker. Who beat his girlfriend “black and blue”. He also neglected and burnt his child with cigarettes. He was given a suspended sentence. It comes up when you Google him. He won in the council election. He’s now a Reform Councillor.

How sad. Whether you rent or pay a mortgage (or even actually own), it's still your home. Think how important that is.

@MattCartoonist @Telegraph How sad. Whether you rent or pay a mortgage (or even actually own), it's still your home. Think how important that is.

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Congratulations to Westminster Council for their acceptance of Banksy’s brilliant statue near Pall Mall. Let’s hope it stays — a welcome note of calmness and humour at a time of growing extremism.

A man blinded by a flag about to step off into emptiness might be Banksy's best work ever.

The stabbing of two Jewish men is horrifying. So too is the attack on a Muslim man the same day, ignored by much of our media. All human lives are equal — and we should oppose all hatred and violence wherever it appears. That’s how we build a safe & peaceful society for all.

@SteveTurne22997 @TheGriftReport What, you think this was some sort of revenge attack on the family? Isn't that even worse?

@TheGriftReport No smoke without fire - I'd be interested to hear the lads side of the story before casting judgement.

Little girl whose 4th birthday was ruined when balaclava-clad teens smashed her egg stall gets swish new stall from Aldi, four-year-old Maisie Willis had set up her own little stall in the family driveway in Essex selling boxes of eggs from her pet chickens for £2 each, two balaclava-wearing teens completely destroyed it on her birthday, throwing all the eggs across the road and even stealing the stand, her heartbroken mum Chelsea tracked the pair down and forced an apology but Maisie was left devastated and in tears, Aldi saw the story and kindly gifted her a brand new wooden toy shop stall from their range so she can restart her little business, Well done @AldiUK 👏👏

@RastaForeyes @TheGriftReport Here y'are.

@TheGriftReport I’m sorry but I don’t believe this story.Two teens in balaclavas smashed that little girls stall the mother found them we got no pictures no video no evidence nothing that seems a little fishy to me. if it’s true, you failed as a parent.

@CelticRose22 @TheGriftReport

@TheGriftReport mum should show the world what the 'teens' look like..

@tommotom73 @TheGriftReport You can't live with multiculturalism? You got something against living with white people? I should report you for that.

@TheGriftReport That was a heartbreaking story. But "balaclava-clad teens". Its not hard to narrow down what group they came from. You can't live with multiculturalism...you can rebuild around it but I hope this doesn't happen again.