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@plumupbum

if you’re reading this you’re probably still a bitch

Katılım Ekim 2020

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Ladrones Siendo Domad🐀s@plomoterap30·1d

En un depósito de cervezas 2 ladrones intentaron robar, los empleados los atraparon y lo obligaron a tomarse todas las cervezas que querían robar

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Chairman@LRH_Superfan·1d

I like the detail of the laser sight appearing on his forehead after he takes a bite but before he praises it. Perfect comedic timing

bishara@bishara

SOUR PLATE?!? WHERE THE JARS AT?

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Kyle L@kylas610·1d

Every thing just keeps getting worse 🤣🤣🤣

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M1@M1factos·1d

PaulBettany22@QuantK22

OG uk snap videos are too good man the French can’t compete

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plum@plumupbum·1d

@BuildingMyLEGOs @Kartonkoppboi @Target @AskTarget Build it and you’ll find out you, plus everything comes in packaging within the box. Incompetent fool

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Building My LEGOs@BuildingMyLEGOs·1d

@Kartonkoppboi @Target @AskTarget There are now holes in the box caused by damage during shipping so I have no way of knowing if all of the pieces that are supposed to be inside it are actually there or not

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Building My LEGOs@BuildingMyLEGOs·2d

Hey @Target @AskTarget this is unacceptable

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plum@plumupbum·1d

@kuta_isi @dancefeverqueen @gmbarnard22 You must be a fucking idiot because if I was given 14000 and told I could spend it by the government on a piece of paper then I would definitely spend it. You’re just arguing for the sake of it like the idiot you are but ah well

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Ash@kuta_isi·1d

@dancefeverqueen @gmbarnard22 I’m not denying SFE fucked it up. I’m questioning why he thought it was a good idea to spend 14 thousand pounds when he knew full well he shouldn’t have it.

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george@gmbarnard22·1d

student finance made a mistake in giving me the maximum maintenance loan in first year, decided not to tell me until i'd already finished first year and spent most of it, and repay me for THEIR mistake by giving me ZERO!!!! (not even the minimum, £0) in maintenance loan

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B@utdbrxy·1d

When I hear my doorbell ring after Germany score their 3rd against Curacao

La Twitchance@LaTwitchance

🤯 INCROYABLE : DELIVEROO VA VOUS REMBOURSER SI VOUS RATEZ UN BUT !! Deliveroo lance la « Garantie But » pour la Coupe du monde 2026 😭⚽ Si un but est marqué pendant que votre commande est en cours de livraison, vous êtes remboursé. 🍔💸👀

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plum@plumupbum·1d

@EatEggFriedRice @KxbxI @NeilLfc_5 You’re just a gimp bro. How you based in the uk arguing about fucking Russia, like seriously lad get a life touch some grass go shag about but seriously this is not it. Weird little guy

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Kolya🇷🇺@EatEggFriedRice·1d

@KxbxI @NeilLfc_5 That's not known. Stating that with certainty makes you look naive.

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Neil@NeilLfc_5·2d

Does anyone know if that Requelme fella has a chance or is this like a Putin thing where Perez wins no matter what

Madrid Xtra@MadridXtra

🚨🚨 Florentino Pérez: “Ibrahima Konaté will join Real Madrid if I win the elections.” @diarioas

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scryo@scryocat·3d

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plum@plumupbum·3d

@YanitedFever @FrankEra_ What’s the issue with him being an English left back then

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#CarrickIN@YanitedFever·3d

@FrankEra_ I would 100% take a marquee LW like a 19yo Diomande for £80mil rather than a £60mil ENGLISH LB. I wouldn’t ever cross £40mil on fullbacks. If Hall is <£45Mil, maybe.

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(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪@FrankEra_·3d

I’d absolutely sacrifice a ‘marquee’ left-winger signing if it meant Man United signed Lewis Hall this summer.

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Tox@ToxiVillain·4d

Shattenja #TEAMFOUNDATION (Svenja guy)@Cheze_ease530

"Dude, I didn't mean to put The Burnt Peanut in the next Fortnite season!" (A thread)

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·4d

He was almost out

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plum@plumupbum·3d

@_flewthenest_ @bnuyybnuybnuy Dont you dare say that

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:3@_flewthenest_·3d

@bnuyybnuybnuy is that not miniladd on the left

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[email protected]@bnuyybnuybnuy·3d

check the tv it doesnt matter what channel

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morson@cfcmorson·3d

Happy kit release day

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plum@plumupbum·3d

@NotSteven01 Most defensive contributions he’s had all year

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Not Steven@NotSteven01·4d

The minions follow the most evil living thing 😭

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Mbappé teams up with the Minions in a new teaser for ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’. In theaters on July 1.

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Salt 💫@ilySalt·4d

StableRonaldo & Jynxzi delivered a heartfelt speech after officially beating Minecraft Hardcore together in 73 hours, and Jynxzi hit a rare 1-of-1 “Balright” 😭❤️ “There’s one more thing. Enderdragalright”

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big john the boshfather@Johnfis08605918·4d

I had no chance to practice with this. Just turned up and told what to do there and then. Happy with 40 but it will be beat as now people can recite and recite. I want it beaten , give it your best shot , I am already trying my best to beat it. 40 dishes in 30 seconds. Good luck. Bosh

Guinness World Records@GWR

BOSHHHH @Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

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Etihad Papers@EtihadPapers·4d

🚨NEW: Jack Grealish received an offer from Inter Miami but turned it down, saying he wasn’t comfortable living in Miami because of the Bay Harbor Butcher. ❌ [@Fabrizio_Romano]