Paul

@AlternativeMUFC “It’s a fvck1ng goat” 😂😂😂👏👏👏

@HLTCO Scholes is showing that it was a good job he never spoke much when he was playing otherwise he’d have a very different status from ‘United Legend’ with the garbage like he regularly spouts nowadays

Incredibly weird, this. It’s one thing having well founded criticisms of the team you used to play for but that’s just a dig for the sake of it.

You cannot imagine how excited I was a kid to watch John Virgo do his silly snooker impressions at the World Championships every year. I was into them more than the snooker. Probably not a good look to cry while travelling on a train this morning. RIP JV

@StretfordPaddck I wish Scholes would talk as much now as he did when he was playing…. 🤐

🔴🚨 Paul Scholes has RESPONDED to Lisandro Martínez on Instagram after the defender claimed Scholes only speaks about him online. "Someone's had a good game, was really happy for you... Tea, no sugar pls ☕️" Thoughts, reds 💭 #MUFC

@WayneSBarton This whole concept is beyond nonsense, and has to be designed to attract wannabe social media attention seekers, surely? Who’d choose this over watching an actual game?!

So you want us to watch people not watching a game of football and then getting informed of the score afterwards?

I don't care what anyone says about Pep Guardiola. If he wins his 7th Premier League title this season with Man City it's right up there with Lance Armstrong's 7 Tour de France trophies!

City backing the manager once again. Elsewhere over at United, they've just sacked the manager because he wanted to be backed..

@richardajkeys In these uncertain and unstable times across the world, I admire your consistency in still being a cunt

Sad to hear the news of Terry Yorath’s passing. He was a warrior & won fans over wherever he played. He was great for us at Coventry & the reason I got Gabby a job at Sky. I had no idea who she was when we met but I knew her dad. RIP Terry. Your daughter did you proud.

When Arsenal were a laughing stock for years and Arteta’s early days did you ever hear Ian Wright sticking the boot in every week on his media duties? Did you ever hear Martin Keown do it? Tony Adams? Thierry Henry? No. Only ex Utd players do this and do it relentlessly.

Fuck off Gary - you havn't helped one bit and quite frankly Manchester United supporters are sick to death of hearing your opinions. 18 months ago it was "Manchester United need a manager with a system" Now its "Manchester United need a manager that fits the DNA of the club" How's about Manchester United need the Glazers to fully fuck off? How about stop telling Manchester United what they need when you can't even sort out Salford? How's about Manchester United need you and your shitty employers to stop obsessing and over analysing everything the Utd manager does? How about being fair in your punditry and treating managers of United how you treat managers of Spurs, Liverpool and just about every other club? Just a thought?

Mad how you can now lose your job as manager of the highest profile football club on the planet for calling your former Blackburn winger boss a cunt.

@UTDPatron They can add Scholes and Butt to their back room staff since they seem to be so fucking brilliant at managing as well #GlazersOut 🔰

Why don’t you and your best mate Carragher take the job as you always seem to know what’s best for the club you bunch of know it all tossers.

Can we just check that it's Darren Fletcher the former Man Utd player who's taking over from Amorim, not Darren Fletcher the TNT commentator. You never know with this board.

@AlternativeMUFC Absolutely worth all 6 minutes 37 seconds of my time 😂😂👏👏👏👏

@toyjawn1 @onamasu1 They seem to be missing the swappable fake ear accessory for pretending he was shot

@onamasu1 Needs to look uglier, fatter, and stupider.

トランプ大統領の7インチアクションフィギュア買っちゃいました。 11月6日に届く予定です。少し楽しみだったりします。

@AlternativeMUFC Absolutely nailed the “file the Mount music for next year when he returns from injury” 😂😂😂🤌