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@polargbear

I am just a humble polar bear who is trying to survive in a dangerous world

north pole Katılım Ekim 2011
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High Yield Harry
High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry·
Marco Rubio realizing he now has the save Spurs from relegation
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Kirby Sommers
Kirby Sommers@LandlordLinks·
"The 1st time Donald had sex w/Melania was on my plane. Little did he know I beat him 2 the punch a year b4 when I was at a party of NY's top models ... Things got wild & by the end of the night I ended up almost naked in the back of a limo, going at it with Melania." -Epstein
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🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 10 months... The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: 'You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.' Woman: 'No, No, No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?' Doctor: 'Denise.' Woman: 'Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?' Doctor: Deeply sighs, 'Denephew'.
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Raheem Palmer
Raheem Palmer@iamrahstradamus·
If you told me in the 90s that Snoop Dogg and Mike Tyson would have family friendly images in 2026 while Tiger Woods would become a complete degenerate, I would have thought you lost your mind but that's our current reality.
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LB
LB@BoozerArab·
This is brilliant till you notice the guy who’s been pounding the Bud light for 4 hours hasn’t got up to go for a piss once.
Tbone@vegastbone

Swim up blackjack.

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FootballFunnys
FootballFunnys@FootballFunnys·
🚨BREAKING: Tottenham has revealed their new manager set to take over from Igor Tudor...
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Strictly Boxing Fans
Strictly Boxing Fans@BoxingBritain1·
Brilliant 😂 Spencer Oliver getting so excited over Moses Itauma he ended up calling him a “c*nt” and forgot that he is live! “This c”nt/kid here is the new star of heavyweight boxing!” #ItaumaFranklin
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DannyBoy Updates
DannyBoy Updates@DannyBoySaga·
What’s going on here peeps
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Phil Clarke
Phil Clarke@philclarke0170·
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻🥴🥴 This song will never catch on… #Millwall 🦁 NOLU
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UK Jams
UK Jams@ClassicJamsUK·
Wiley - Pies (2004)
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.
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Luca Maxim
Luca Maxim@ChildOfKhan_·
if Macron was actually French
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Gauci Reports
Gauci Reports@GauciReports·
🚨Keir Starmer’s 5 a Side Disaster Absolute Embarrassment! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Our PM out on the pitch for his weekly 5 a side game, walking around more like a referee than a player. Zero pace, zero touch & watching the game passing him by… This is the Leader of the UK…🇬🇧
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DS
DS@DorkSirjur·
Coming with a DnB dream team now, rolling it proper 29 years ago: This is @nickyblkmkt with Shortston and Stevie Hyper D (RIP) @ Slammin Vinyl, Bagleys, Kings Cross 05.09.97 This opens with Shortston for the first seven or eight minutes then Hyper steps on the mic, tears down the dance. Nicky with badboy selection. Tracklist in comments. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇
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FilmX's Number One Fan
FilmX's Number One Fan@GAltringham·
Jesse Ventura was delighted when the wardrobe department told him his arms were an inch bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. He suggested they measure them, with a bottle of champagne going to the winner. Ventura lost—because Schwarzenegger had secretly told wardrobe to say that in the first place.
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UK Jams
UK Jams@ClassicJamsUK·
Lightnin x Tension - Hard Life (2006)
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