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@jpxan71 Well done that man

This utter legend is Irish and taking zero shit from the flag shagging wankers 🇮🇪🇮🇪✊

This is the best news i’ve ever heard in my life and i’m not joking

Explaining lettuce to an American:

@_HistoryNerd What a G

In May 2013, a Cleveland neighbor named Charles Ramsey became an overnight sensation after helping rescue Amanda Berry, a young woman who had been missing for nearly a decade. His live interview right after the rescue became one of the most unforgettable moments in television history. Charles starts by setting the scene in the most Charles Ramsey way possible: "Heard screaming. I was eating my McDonald's, I come outside, I see this girl going nuts trying to get out of a house." He thought it was a regular domestic dispute. So he walked up to help. "I open the door and we can't get in that way because of how the door is, it's so much that a body can't fit through, only your hand. So we kick the bottom and she comes out with a little girl and she says, 'Call 911, my name is Amanda Berry'." That name didn't hit him right away. "When she told me, it didn't register until I got to call the 911 and I'm like, 'I'm calling the 911 for Amanda Berry?' I thought this girl was dead, you know what I mean?" Then the detective on the scene asked him a question that made the whole thing sink in: "Charles, do you know who you rescued?" What makes the interview unforgettable is that Charles had been living next door to the kidnapper the entire time. He had no idea. "I've been here a year. I barbecue with this dude, we eat ribs and whatnot and listen to salsa music." He describes the neighbor as someone completely unremarkable: "He just comes out to his backyard, plays with the dogs, tinkers with his cars and motorcycles, and goes back in the house. So he's somebody that you look and you look away because he's not doing nothing but the average stuff. Nothing exciting about him... well, until today." When more officers went into the house and rescued two other women, Charles couldn't believe what he was seeing: "They went up there, you know, 30 or 40 deep, and when they came out it was just astonishing because I thought they were going to come up with nothing." And then he delivered the line that the entire internet would quote for years: "I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Something is wrong here, dead giveaway. Either she's homeless or she's got problems, that's the only reason why she runs to a black man."

For anyone interested in a technical breakdown -Fararge confirmed in an interview with the FT that his I'm a Celeb fee was paid into his company accounts. -The accounts show no significant increase in fixed assets, so we know the house was not purchased via the company -This means the only possible way Farage could have paid for the house with the I'm a Celeb fee, would have been to take a dividend from the company and use it to pay for the house - In order to 'take home' £1.4m Farage would have had to take a dividend of more than £2.2m before income tax- see workings below. Please note this amount could be different, depending on his personal circumstances or tax arrangements, but even if he somehow paid NO tax (which is impossible) that's still £1.4m. - We can see from the accounts that profits retained in the company increased by £1.25m, so he would have needed to make enough to pay the dividend ON TOP of the £1.25m. - This means his company would have needed to make a profit of at least £2.65m AFTER expenses and corporation tax. - This seems extremely unlikely based on analysis of his monthly income declared on his register of interests, completed by @OneFinanceGuy - Also in the FT interview, Fararge said that the high profit in the year was mainly attributable to his I'm a celeb fee - not other earnings, so again, this would contradict his own statements. - What's more, when the FT asked about this directly, Reform refused to comment.

Does anybody from the Kingstanding area of Birmingham recognise this fella? He stole a lion statue from the front of my nans house at 8:45pm on Friday. It's more than just a lion statue though, as it was bought by my late grandad who sadly passed in January. Any information about this bloke is appreciated. Please share, repost, anything you can to push the post and get him recognised and get the statue returned. #Birmingham #theft #stolen #crime #police

He is so gloriously embarrassing.

@jamiesont Hold any note in the octave and eventually you’ll harmonise with him.

The woman in the crowd wincing at how awful it is about 20sec in is just perfect

@realrikkidoolan @TRobinsonNewEra Megalolz?

Unite The Kingdom HERE WE COME! 🇬🇧

@Gadget440 They could have hired a small conference centre.

Tommy Robinson's supporters weren't happy with my clip of the rally, saying it was "before the event" or "at the end" (it was the latter). So, here is a clip from the middle of the event. You can clearly see that the area is not even packed. Tommy wants us to believe that there were "millions" of people. He's a clown.

@MusicMelan3275 Rice **and** chips, I see.

Tommy Robinson whips up hate against brown people at his racist march before going for a curry. He should be eating flavourless unseasoned boiled ham and cabbage and leaving foreign food alone. I hope the chef spat in his food.

@JeremyTate41 Isn’t that a Shakira gig, we saw the turn out for Lil’ Tommy… even with folks only there to watch the footy, it wouldn’t have filled a medium sized conference centre.

@Gadget440 What a fucking bell

🚨 Tommy Robinson's Unite the Kingdom begins in disaster A preacher is cut off after talking about how Britain is not multicultural, Christianity is the only culture, and Christians defending from "murdering hordes of invaders." UK police now hold protest organisers legally responsible for hate speech delivered by their speakers, treating them as co-conspirators... we may see some people getting microphones pulled from them.

@McDonaldsUK Sent you a DM

@politelyrefuse Hi gone, sorry to hear this. Please DM us with more information (including which restaurant this was) so that we can look into this further. Thank you!

Bad experience at @McDonaldsUK in Parson’s Hill. Given wrong food, and it was cold. 👎🏻

Will be bringing back the ‘day in my life’ format for wes streeting btw if all goes to plan for him tomorrow. Very exciting.

Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated Jay Cooper has been sacked following his election for holocaust denial. ➡️ Kicked Out Brian Black Oliver Bradshaw Paul Thomas Bob Ford Bill Barratt Ed Hill James Regan Mark Broadhurst Paul Bean Adam Smith Daniel Taylor John Allen Nicole Brooke Patrick Lambert Maxine Fothergill Ian Cooper Edward Harris Isabella Kemp Aaron Roy Jay Cooper ➡️ Defected Amelia Randall Nicola Brown Christopher Marriott John Roddy Peter Colley Dean Burns Jack Goncalvez Charles Whitford Chris Large Luke Cooper Scott Cameron Kieran Mishchuck Kathryn Shaw Joanne Blythe Alistair Hendry Graham Eardley Andrew Barry Todd Ferguson Owain Clatworthy Dawn Saunders Cain Parkinson Brandon Dodd Roger Tarrant Susanne Desmonde ➡️ Suspended Lynn Dean ➡️ Disqualified Andy Osborn ➡️ Resigned Mark Whittington Jack McGlenen Gaynor Jean-Louis Wayne Titley Donna Edmunds Luke Shingler Desmond Clarke Andrew Kilburn John Bailey Sam Booth David Maclean Robert Bloom Rowland O’Connor Rob Parsonage Christine Parsonage Karen Knight Anna Thomason-Kenyon Richard Everett Jack Bradley Angie Nash Richard Morgan Daniel Thomas David Cumming Desmond Watt David Taylor Michael Ramage Stuart Graham Andrew Thorp Shaun Knowles Tony Hill Todd Ferguson Sarah Shields Ewen Sinclair

@Callunc They are not like us. We need to eat one of them to prove a point.

I really want to know what makes a watch this expensive