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A friend said 'your t-shirt says fucked like my t-shirt says "I've been to Antarctica"'

@tanya_ghosh15 @realitybites555 @Big3Tennis Spot on, but he can still avoid sinner's half with a bit of luck

@realitybites555 @Big3Tennis He needed a walkover, retirement & god on his side to beat sinner & he was too gassed to even play 1.5 good sets again alcaraz bro. Not to mention, he’s still recovering 4 months later 🤣. He needs to get number two seed if he wants #25

If I'm Djokovic, I'm doing everything I can to get the No.2 seed and avoid Sinner until the final.

@thegaytennispod Because Djokovic will vulture another title?

We’re about to realize just how important Alcaraz is to the ATP. Yikes.

@phl43 Were said journalists in pictures with hamas leaders at one time or another? Smiling?

It's truly wild how Israel is openly murdering journalists and they don't even hide it or pretend it's not deliberate, because other journalists are cowards who don't want to deal with hysterical people accusing them of bias or worse and Western leaders are hypocrites who don't give a shit. If you say anything about it, scores of morons immediately explain to you that it's okay because those people were "linked" to "terrorist" organizations anyway, not thinking about the implications that accepting the implicit premise of this kind of argument would have because they are terminally retarded.

@bindelj I know 3 guys that grew up fatherless and 1 motherless. The only one that is even remotely a functional human being with a family is the latter. "For a number of reasons" is not an argument, You can fuck right off with your position

I don't think men should ever raise children alone. For a number of reasons. And surrogacy is NEVER OK. *PS I do not mean men whose female partner has died*.

I'm more surprised that he has books. All 4 of them

@stoprisipa Stai sa vezi acuma ce o sa creșteți dintr-o dată

Firmă din Ruscova cu afaceri de 41.000 lei primește 248.000 lei pentru o strategie transfrontalieră la Vișeu de Sus Contractul e de aproape șase ori mai mare decât tot ce a rulat firma într-un an întreg. E a 16-a achiziție directă din palmaresul ei — și prima licitație câștigată, zero 🔗 stoprisipa.ro/alerta/firma-c… #StopRisipa #AchizitiiPublice #Romania

@HemmingsenAllan @MaxLaadvermoge2 @Tironianae Can you give me a short assessment? I would like to know more

@MaxLaadvermoge2 @Tironianae Those too, but the African who made the post obviously doesn't know a damn thing either.

🚨 HUGE WIN in Denmark: The right-wing, anti-Islamic migration People’s Party just MORE THAN TRIPLED its vote share and seats in tonight’s election! Voters are fed up with open borders madness. Europe is waking up.

@RadioGenoa I'm glad to see the basket weavers guild got the contract to make the shields.

@homovril This is worse than liberal women with their 'I can fix him' mentality so I'm assuming it's shitposting

need a boyfriend like him.

@homovril The swiss guard is hwat NOW?

Young homos are drawn to Catholicism because their aristocratic spirit (alive in any homo not indoctrinated by "queer theory" drivel) strives to preserve the beauty of divine monarchical traditions. This is best reflected in the Swiss Guard being comprised mainly of chaste homos.

@The_Davos_Man Who took over in Czechia? Was forgiving even an option? Bc in Romania that was not even on the table,the communists continued unhindered

The biggest mistake we made in 1989 was to forgive the communists. There should have been a Nuremberg trial style tribunal of communism. In the East the criminals got away, and in the West a bunch of Marxist academics rewrote the history of communism whitewashing all the horrors.

@panizzon_paolo @The_Davos_Man ahaaaahahahahahaaaaa!

@The_Davos_Man Verdi+Wagner<Grieg

Verdi > Wagner

@rubentothewild Sneaker porn

casually scrolling twitter while sitting in an abandoned house

@MattBraynard @J_Bardella Your visa would have you covered

@J_Bardella This would be a real pain in the neck for me going around Europe and I am 100% in support of it.

Je considère que la libre circulation dans l'espace Schengen devrait être réservée aux seuls ressortissants des pays européens. Obtenir un titre de séjour en Espagne, par exemple, ne doit pas permettre de circuler librement dans tous les pays de l'Union européenne.

Unpopular opinion: without kids, there is nothing to hold a long lasting monogamous relationship together. Nothing to sacrifice for.

@NotMikeHarlow Unpopular opinion: without kids, there is nothing to hold a long lasting monogamous relationship together. Nothing to sacrifice for. This is valid for straights as well

Gay culture is poison. It is an upside-down world where anything positive and healthy is vilified, and everything toxic and self destructive is glamorized. There is nothing that is more ingrained in you than to feel shame for wanting to find a loving monogamous relationship.

@YukariYaku49940 @kazanf 🤣

@kazanf Ce creatură gheboasă. Lasă urme de sloboz după el de zici că-i melc.

Simion surprins la Timișoara la întrunirea șobolanilor si 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ din România. Era la botez, zice el.

@The_Davos_Man You had me in the first half, you bastard

and that's it.

Maybe we liberals should, as a thought experiment, list the good things communists left behind.

@DinVrancea Publici fan fiction undeva?

Geniul lui Nicușor Dan începe să se vadă: a trimis PSD-ul în ofsaid, fără cale de întoarcere Politică... r/Roumanie•9h ago... Reddit Le-a dat impresia ca e de partea lor, ca nu-l sustine pe Bolojan, iar Grindeanu & Co. au plecat dupa fenta. Dupa discutia de doua ore cu Nicusor, Bolojan a anuntat ca nu se va retrage din functia de premier si chiar a inceput sa atace dur PSD-ul, semn clar ca are sprijin din partea presedintelui. PSD a tot trambitat de cateva saptamani marea intalnire din 20 aprilie in care vor decide iesirea de la guvernare daca Bolojan nu va renunta la functia de premier. Deja nu mai e cale de intoarcere decat daca vor sa se faca de tot cacatul in fata alegatorilor si a televiziunilor proprii care spun acum ca Bolojan vinde tara. Mai departe explica Dana Hering ce sa va intampla: Domnule Ilie Bolojan, majoritatea parlamentara pentru guvern minoritar se poate crea destul de simplu. Cineva de la dvs, de la partid sa-i intrebe in fiecare zi pe cei de la PSD/AUR/SOS/POT/PACE daca cred ca vor mai apuca un mandat. Ca unii l-au cumparat cu bani grei. Si va garantez ca veti avea majoritate pentru legi intr-o saptamana. Si nu, nu vor fi anticipate, tocmai pentru ca jumatate din figurile sinistre care populeaza parlamentul in acest moment STIU ca nu mai apuca un al doilea mandat. O motiune ar putea sa treaca, dar nu e nici un pericol, puteti sa reveniti cu un al doilea guvern. O a doua motiune nu va trece niciodata in acest mandat parlamentar. Nu risca acestia sa se termine cu doi ani mai devreme huzureala pe salariile si indemnizatiile babane, pentru care nu fac efortul ca macar sa se prezinte la munca. PS Ce credeți ca se va întâmpla luni dacă PSD va ieși de la guvernare?! A. Bolojan își da demisia și se formează un guvern PNL PSD UDMR Minorități cu Predoiu Premier. B. Guvern Minoritar PNL USR UDMR Minorități. C. Guvern AUR PSD PACE după o moțiune de cenzura asupre premierului D. Alegeri Anticipate E. Guvernul Reconciliarii Naționale PSD AUR PNL cu Georgescu premier

Find yourself a girlfriend as unburdened by what has been