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@svershbow He’s our last hope!

At least he can still be Dog Mayor

@ArlanWasHere There’s a whole slew of theories about the 15 million fewer voters this time while we were told this was the highest turnout ever, how quickly they called it after being told for weeks it would take days, how there’s no Trump gloating and quite all around 🤷‍♂️

@pomedesign What did it say?

I don’t like how quiet Trump and Vance are.

@thekingsherald There were at least 2 beams from where I was looking in my house, one was moving side to side. I swear.

The beam is TRIPLE THICC this year. I have nothing but my eye to back this up but it's much much brighter than the last two seasons. #LightTheBeam

#NewProfilePic Son Of A Broken Man is out today.

@Smallorchids @NikSnacks You got the coveted Moo Deng endorsement!! 🍰🦛❤️

Happy Bodega Bakes Pub Day!!!!!!! 🍇💜🍇💜🍇

@svershbow “When I’m elected Dog Mayor, my first agenda item…”

Good morning, Simon. I'm so sorry about the rain.

@svershbow His ground game seems solid 😆

@pomedesign I'm confident we'll win on Twitter but Instagram is where I get nervous!!

🗳️ VOTE SIMON 4 NYC DOG MAYOR TODAY 🗳️ Help us win so we can promote animal adoption and accessible pet services for all New Yorkers. Voting is open between now and 11:59pm ET. Vote on Twitter: x.com/DogMayorNYC/st… Vote on Instagram: instagram.com/stories/dogmay…

@svershbow Very demure

When you're invited to dinner

@svershbow Lessons is hard

I have once again done the thing that I said I would not do. Will I learn my lesson this time? Certainly not.

@JohnDeDomenici I’m usually listening to @LauraJaneGrace but will switch to Tom Petty when someone else gets in the car

@LauraJaneGrace So goooooood

@emahleawilcher Yikes, so sorry you had to deal with that but glad to see you made it out ❤️

@emahleawilcher Potato!

@svershbow #SimonForThePeople

Thank you so so much to everyone who voted for Simon yesterday. We did it*, Joe! *There are 3 more rounds to get us into City Hall, stay tuned for Si's next primary match-up in September.

@svershbow Vote Simon!

It's officially Election Day! Cast your vote for Simon to be the next honorary dog mayor of NYC

@svershbow Correct ratio

Good morning, Simon, Charlotte, and Sharpie

@svershbow DID SIMON WRITE THIS

Watching the DNC has been fun but we all desperately need to go touch grass this weekend.

@svershbow 😂😂😂

Kamala starting a rumor that Beyoncé is performing to get ratings up for her DNC speech.