Wonko the Sane

@dagnificent Mate, trust me: no-one cares what I think.

@WilfulOne My guess: someone who is shitty about how safe the seat is.

What freak would vote 1 Victorian Socialists 2 Liberal Party??

MAKE people think they are offside by letting them walk past you then stopping dead and raising one arm in the air. (via @PaulCoulton)

+1 #RenewThePeripheral Like, yesterday.

@coriolisdave Quite the flex.

Has there been a response from ‘Ndrangheta on their poor showing? 🦞

@BenjaminMillar Riding the VS prefs.

@CProtopapas @BeschlossDC Fought a war so rich white men owed less tax. Been doing it ever since. USA loves the idea of royalty & aristocracy. Only royalists name kids “blah blah the third”.

World War II Thanksgiving whiskey ad, eighty years ago:

So what’s the deal with making a proper FIFA? Could someone wave a shiny thing at Elon and he can fuck the existing cartel up?

@DaveMilbo Ta. And boo.

@pompomtom Pretty sure it's 1 v many (1-4)

New toy!

@tfswebb @gomichild Yeah sure, our language isn’t pointlessly-gendered enough.

please please please make BACHELOR’S HANDBAG the macquarie word of the year macquariedictionary.com.au/blog/article/8…

The Victorian Liberals election campaign started 2 years ago in August 2020 with this simple message. /1

Okay, we can’t be patient any longer if Twitter’s going to quit. Someone needs to go over to Kissinger’s house with a pillow.

@gomichild Ooh it’s unhomogenised! I wonder if there’s a cheese recipe around.

Dessert sketched out. Now to create.

Making analogies is a lot like feeding ducks. I want to get better at it.

Lego is definitely more irreverent now than when I was a kid.

@bellebelle @mostlymartha @gomichild Getting hailed on now. This is bullshit.

@mostlymartha @gomichild There is snow forecast in some parts of the state, Martha.

I. Am. In. Flannelette. PJs. In Melbourne. In November. ❄️