Dani California 🌴

What in the Woolworths is this

Incase you didn’t know, there’s a cat living on a street in Poland that has a five-star Google review. Nothing more to add here.

A pharmacist refused to give me a topical cream because it’s prescription only. Bought it online from the same pharmacy. 🤌🏼🇬🇧🤣

When is @WOOLWORST_SA getting their blue tick?! 👀

"London has it all." Except a single ripe avocado.

@KABZA It’s dire.

@pony_cake Stop it Dani 😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve been in Scotland for 9 days now and I haven’t heard a single bagpipe. Furious.

@StevenPillemer Haven’t seen any of these either 🙄

@pony_cake Not good enough. Try harder.

Tweeting from 10 000ft 🤓🚁

Instagram really is just a TikTok/Twitter content dumping ground. Plus ads.

Okay but Derek Watts dancing in a Castle Lite ad 🙃

Why are men

💞 Email hack that's made me a better human 💞 When receiving an email, do one of the following: Reply and archive, delete, or unsubscribe. Start by archiving your entire inbox, and then just maintain. Having a zero mail inbox is something else.

Guys we need Chezi 😭 #RSAvNZL

I love the haka but I always sing along with “all the single ladies” cos the timing is just👌🏼*chef’s kiss #RSAvNZL

Ok so that @FlySafair flyover was 😱👌🏼 #RSAvNZL

@Lasagne_For_One This is a very smart one.

@pony_cake Legit thinking I'm just going to move over to Figma before the next renewal.

When the Adobe suite invoice hits

Leigh Riley just called to say we're doing dinner and a dino movie 🦖

@danriquelme The Vida at the airport is the only Vida in ZA that tries

it’s a red eye 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@Flysafair1 @FlySafair Your bot isn't very smart @FlySafair 🙃

I just spent R16 on a return flight... @FlySafair #FlySafairR8 flysafair.co.za//upload/r8sale…