The_Crypto_Poodle 🩸🩸🩸

The arrogance of bears betting against one of the greatest investors of the technological age is just mind-blowingingly ridiculous and will humble them very soon leaving them in shame for life x.com/EthereanVibin/…

@otokyo__ Did, best experience ever.

single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?

@F1 What a prick

BREAKING: Jonathan Wheatley will depart from his role of Team Principal at Audi F1 team with immediate effect Mattia Binotto will continue leading the team, taking over as Team Principal #F1

@RealCryptoFace Jesus, fuck off

What pattern is this and what does it do...

@DrJackKruse What a prick. Let him suffer

It will be hard to fix him with this development.

@BitcoinNewsCom Migraine is a result of malfunctioning mitochondria. Do 5 days water only fast, fix your nutrition and you're set for life. Easy.

NEW: Bitcoin educator Andreas Antonopoulos says he will stop producing livestreams and new content due to health issues. Antonopoulos previously said he has been suffering from debilitating migraines and has tried nearly every treatment available, but nothing has successfully stopped them.

@dansemperepico BMW iX miles ahead of any Tesla already 4yrs ago

I hate driving my BMW since I got my Tesla. It's just such a good hassle-free daily driver car. I get angry that when I park my BMW I have to put it in park, put the handbrake on, turn the engine off, open the door, close the door, and lock the car all myself. Plus I have a ginormous key to carry around. With Tesla I can just unbuckle my seatbelt and open the door and it does everything else automatically as I walk away (yes even shutting the door by itself). I sat at BMW for 1.5 hours today while they changed my windscreen wipers, meanwhile Tesla is coming to do mobile service at my house this week to change one of the trunk motors. Pretty sure Tesla has ruined all other cars for me unless I get something really special like a porsche/lambo/ferrari/aston one day.

@markmueller1979 Ich fahre einen iX seit Jahren. Fantastisches Auto. Schon mehrfach 1'000km+ reisen gemacht ohne Probleme

Liebes Tagebuch, Drei Jahre bin ich nun rein elektrisch unterwegs und gut 45.000 km gefahren, im Dezember läuft mein Leasing aus, das neue Auto habe ich gerade bestellt. Ich möchte meine Erfahrungen, Beweggründe für ein E-Auto und meine vielleicht recht speziellen und so nur für mich geltenden Bedürfnisse einmal sortieren. Zunächst nehmen wir alles raus, was etwas mit Geld zu tun hat. Die Leute fragen mich oft, was mich das Laden zu Hause kostet, welche Ladekarten ich habe, was das Laden an einer Tankstelle kostet, die Wahrheit ist, ich habe keine Ahnung. Ich weiß, dass ich zu Hause an der Wollbox mit Öko-Strom lade, ein entsprechender Stromanbieter ist hier in der Bahnstadt sogar Pflicht. Ich habe nur eine einzige Ladekarte, die ist von BMW. Ehrlich gesagt weiß ich nicht einmal, was 1 kWh eigentlich bedeutet. Ich lease immer für drei Jahre, kein Geschäftsauto, rein privat, ist mir alles zu viel, zu kompliziert, ich habe kaum berufliche Fahrten, vielleicht eine in zwei Monaten, für mich hat die Unkompliziertheit der Dinge stets den größten Wert, Geld ist genau das Mittel dafür, mir Einfachheit zu kaufen, das ist ein Luxus. Dafür habe ich nur 15 schwarze Shirts. Meist sage ich meinem Händler nicht mehr, als welches Auto es werden soll und lass es ihn komplett konfigurieren, im Grunde ist es einfach bei mir, alles drin, außen blau, innen schwarz. Er sagt mir nur, was er weggelassen hat (Anhängerkupplung und Panoramadach) und wir unterhalten uns noch über die Felgen, hier stelle ich tatsächlich eine gewisse Eitelkeit bei mir fest, ich finde, mit den Felgen steht und fällt der Gesamteindruck des Fahrzeugs. Anschließend fahre ich dieses Auto drei Jahre, gebe ihm einen Namen, erlebe viel mit ihm, mache Bilder darin, wie die Tochter und ich auf irgendeinem Roadtrip nach Holland im Auto sitzen und Pommes essen. Nach drei Jahren stelle ich es dem Händler auf den Hof und steige in das nächste Auto, dass wieder drei Jahre so etwas wie ein Familienmitglied ist. So fuhr ich vier mal hintereinander einen Vierer BMW, das Grand Coupé, noch mal das Grand Coupé, dann das Coupé, dann der i4, der Verdacht drängt sich auf, ich könnte ein Gewohnheitmensch sein, aber auch hier geht es eigentlich um die Unkompliziertheit. Man kann das unvernünftig finden, irrational, finanziell unvorteilhaft, ich habe längst aufgehört, mich hier zu erklären oder was für mich von Wert ist. Auf den i4 folgt nun im Dezember der iX3, ein fantastisches Auto, 800 km Reichweite, extrem schnelles Laden, in Europa gefertigt, ohne seltene Erden, ich glaube, nach 20.000 km hast du den Verbrenner, was die CO2 Emissionen bei der Herstellung des Autos betrifft, schon überholt, wohl gemerkt, wenn du den deutschen Strommix tankst, mit Ökostrom natürlich noch viel früher, der Akku zu 50 % aus recycelte Materialien, die Bezüge aus recycelten PET Flaschen, man kann das sicher alles schlecht reden, wenn man sich genug Mühe gibt, ich sehe aber, dass BMW das ernst nimmt, mir reicht das. Mehr geht immer. 1/2

@MMCrypto Actions speak louder than words 🤡

My thoughts about Dubai 🇦🇪 right now:

@KevinSvenson_ The ticker is #ETH

People keep hyping the question “What #currency will A.I. #Agents use?” as if agents will evolve in a vacuum. Reality check: #AI agents are tools built and deployed by humans. We decide. Clearly, #Crypto wins for permissionless, 24/7, borderless, high-frequency transactions.

@AltcoinDaily Decentralization, security, uptime, proven BC to evolve and turn a roadmap into reality ... Easy

Why isn’t Wall Street building on Cardano, Solana, or XRP? What is it about Ethereum they like?

Ya’ll sold?!?!

@zoomerfied The ticker is obviously #ETH

[ ZOOMER ] FIDELITY TO LAUNCH STABLECOIN "FIDD" ON ETHEREUM, WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO BE USED ON FIDELITY PLATFORMS: BBG

@CoinDesk @SharpLink @joechalom 💯

"Solana has been fast and cheap, but it has not been secure." @SharpLink CEO @joechalom says that institutions prioritize security, liquidity, and reliability, which is why high-value activity like stablecoins and tokenized assets are concentrating on Ethereum.

BlackRock CEO said in Davos we must move fast on tokenization with one common blockchain. recent report from BlackRock highlights ethereum’s 65% dominance in tokenization. world’s largest asset managers like JPMorgan already deployed on ethereum. ETH is winning tokenization.

@VitalikButerin Have a look into $cult @wearecultdao: - OG cult community since >3yrs - ZK EVM BC @ModulusZK being released - $Cult as gas token - privacy opt-in functionality - $Cult is a fully decentralized investm. DAO - realized investm. >1'500 ETH -> #ETH beta play with locked liq >25%

We need more DAOs - but different and better DAOs. The original drive to build Ethereum was heavily inspired by decentralized autonomous organizations: systems of code and rules that lived on decentralized networks that could manage resources and direct activity, more efficiently and more robustly than traditional governments and corporations could. Since then, the concept of DAOs has migrated to essentially referring to a treasury controlled by token holder voting - a design which "works", hence why it got copied so much, but a design which is inefficient, vulnerable to capture, and fails utterly at the goal of mitigating the weaknesses of human politics. As a result, many have become cynical about DAOs. But we need DAOs. * We need DAOs to create better oracles. Today, decentralized stablecoins, prediction markets, and other basic building blocks of defi are built on oracle designs that we are not satisfied with. If the oracle is token based, whales can manipulate the answer on a subjective issue and it becomes difficult to counteract them. Fundamentally, a token-based oracle cannot have a cost of attack higher than its market cap, which in turn means it cannot secure assets without extracting rent higher than the discount rate. And if the oracle uses human curation, then it's not very decentralized. The problem here is not greed. The problem is that we have bad oracle designs, we need better ones, and bootstrapping them is not just a technical problem but also a social problem. * We need DAOs for onchain dispute resolution, a necessary component of many types of more advanced smart contract use cases (eg. insurance). This is the same type of problem as price oracles, but even more subjective, and so even harder to get right. * We need DAOs to maintain lists. This includes: lists of applications known to be secure or not scams, lists of canonical interfaces, lists of token contract addresses, and much more. * We need DAOs to get projects off the ground quickly. If you have a group of people, who all want something done and are willing to contribute some funds (perhaps in exchange for benefits), then how do you manage this, especially if the task is too short-duration for legal entities to be worth it? * We need DAOs to do long-term project maintenance. If the original team of a project disappears, how can a community keep going, and how can new people coming in get the funding they need? One framework that I use to analyze this is "convex vs concave" from vitalik.eth.limo/general/2020/1… . If the DAO is solving a concave problem, then it is in an environment where, if faced with two possible courses of action, a compromise is better than a coin flip. Hence, you want systems that maximize robustness by averaging (or rather, medianing) in input from many sources, and protect against capture and financial attacks. If the DAO is solving a convex problem, then you want the ability to make decisive choices and follow through on them. In this case, leaders can be good, and the job of the decentralized process should be to keep the leaders in check. For all of this to work, we need to solve two problems: privacy, and decision fatigue. Without privacy, governance becomes a social game (see vitalik.eth.limo/general/2025/0… ). And if people have to make decisions every week, for the first month you see excited participation, but over time willingness to participate, and even to stay informed, declines. I see modern technology as opening the door to a renaissance here. Specifically: * ZK (and in some cases MPC/FHE, though these should be used only when ZK along cannot solve the problem) for privacy * AI to solve decision fatigue * Consensus-finding communication tools (like pol.is, but going further) AI must be used carefully: we must *not* put full-size deepseek (or worse, GPT 5.2) in charge of a DAO and call it a day. Rather, AI must be put in thoughtfully, as something that scales and enhances human intention and judgement, rather than replacing it. This could be done at DAO level (eg. see how deepfunding.org works), or at individual level (user-controlled local LLMs that vote on their behalf). It is important to think about the "DAO stack" as also including the communication layer, hence the need for forums and platforms specially designed for the purpose. A multisig plus well-designed consensus-finding tools can easily beat idealized collusion-resistant quadratic funding plus crypto twitter. But in all cases, we need new designs. Projects that need new oracles and want to build their own should see that as 50% of their job, not 10%. Projects working on new governance designs should build with ZK and AI in mind, and they should treat the communication layer as 50% of their job, not 10%. This is how we can ensure the decentralization and robustness of the Ethereum base layer also applies to the world that gets built on top.

@coinbureau What a 🤡 saying #ETH has not evolved. But one thing he's right: $Sol will die @toly

🔥 “IF SOLANA FOLLOWS ETHEREUM, IT DIES” Solana CEO says that if the network stops evolving it could “die”. He contrasts this with Ethereum’s plan to operate as a self-sustaining blockchain. He argues Solana should keep evolving to meet user and developer needs.

🧵🪡 In case you missed BitMine’s stockholders meeting, here are takeaways: - Ethereum is the future of finance - 2026 is the year we could see $ETH surpass prior ETH/BTC ratio - implies substantial upside for $BMNR - to drive upside, mainstream adoption key - enter @MrBeast Beast Industries as potential collaboration Keep reading 👀👀 Link 🔗 to meeting 👇 youtube.com/live/NELqVkIrl… 

@paulbarron Smart move. The ticker is #ETH

$ETH

@coinbureau Smart move

🔥BITMINE TO SUPPORT MRBEAST'S BUSINESS EXPANSION Tom Lee talks about how Bitmine aims to support Beast Industries' plan to launch a platform that offers digital items and financial services.

@coinbureau Utter crap. No institution will ever deploy on that shit $SUI. Same applies to $Solana

🚨SUI NETWORK STALLS FOR OVER 3 HOURS Sui is experiencing a network stall, with no transactions processed for more than three hours. The team says they are actively working on a solution.