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@poomonger613
this isn't the profile you're looking for - some jedi, i think
Katılım Şubat 2012
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My dad is having prostate surgery today. He's had a catheter for months. Yesterday it came apart. Since he's having surgery today, he didn't go to the ER, he fixed it with a hose clamp.
He brought a hex head screwdriver to the hospital in case the doctors didn't have one.
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“I just want a nice, quiet neighborhood with zero diversity. I mean ZERO. Have anything like that?”
Real estate agent:
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BREAKING: Chirayu Rana now likely to be sued for false claims against JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini.
89% chance.
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What the hell is going on in Hollywood at the moment?
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First trailer for the final ‘JACKASS’ movie, featuring:
• A robot giving a rectal exam with its hand caked in peanut butter
• A electric shock collar on someone's penis before hitting a metal pole
• An escape room featuring an electric chair
In theaters on June 26.
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Germany says it intends to build Europe’s strongest military by 2039.
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@ScottPresler @BeigeFrequency I have a proposal, any pac that receives a donation from a would be assassin should be forced to give 10x amount of the donation to an opposing party pac
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@BeigeFrequency Community Note:
Cole Allen donated via ActBlue to Kamala Harris for President.
If you’re going to lie, make sure we don’t have receipts.
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All of them are/were right wing
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0
The Left is the biggest threat to America.
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> Be fat millennial Vice President
> Run from shooter like a giant baby
> Be boomer nephew of JFK
> Wait for your meal like a chad
Leading Report@LeadingReport
Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. seen not ducking for cover.
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The suspected shooter at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner incident has reportedly been identified as 31-year-old Cole Allen of Torrance, California.
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#BREAKING: Trump will be returning to the stage at White House Correspondents Dinner, after shots fired.
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JUST IN: Secret Service reportedly does not want the president to return to the dinner, but Trump is insisting on returning.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Trump is reportedly expected to return to the WHCA Dinner & deliver his speech as scheduled.
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@ManletThorin @thomasroiloup I dead ass had no idea the show even existed until right now
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The last shitbender never stood a chance 😭
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘GEN V’ has been cancelled after 2 seasons. (Source: Deadline)
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