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Running a half in the Nike Next % next weekend. How much time am I losing for buying my $250 shoe 5 years ago instead of right now?

Dead internet theory

Never been a denier of the tilt of the earth or anything but it’s really cool how I can see it from my apartment by the difference in which side of the apartment building next to me the sunset is on throughout the year

@ChrisMartzWX Do you maybe see a trend with how there was a gap in the past and now it’s been every year since 2022

It has been 100° in Texas during February before. Though it isn't an annual occurrence, it isn't unheard of either. It happened in 1902, 1904, 1917, 1918, 1922, 1940, 1960, 1986, 1996, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2017, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025. Fort Data I accessed from NOAA's NCEI also indicate that Rio Grande City, Texas reached 100° on February 27, 1850, and 103° on February 25, 1879. It is likely that it has hit the benchmark in February many other times, but records are few and far between prior to the early 20th century. Laredo reached 103°F on February 20, 1986.

@TheAZBugle @ArizonaMBB Mick Cronin’s burner

@ArizonaMBB I need Tommy to start dressing better for these big games. Be better Tommy...

At the half in Birmingham.

I might be a little socially awkward but I’m gonna make friends at the airport bar no matter what

@Dannyb98x @owfowfa @LinkofSunshine I live in the middle of the desert but look up pictures of San Luis Obispo, truckee, Salt Lake City, and steamboat springs real quick

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Just saw the stranger things season 5 trailer. Why is eleven wearing a Lidl Trek jersey

I think everyone should carry naloxone but why am I getting a naloxone ad when I’m trying to watch my college football quad box

Girl I used to talk to in high school just posted her son going to kindergarten

@Tradure24 @NWSPhoenix All of the data is publicly available

@NWSPhoenix "9th hottest" Zero credibility.

This July ended up being the 9th hottest on record in Phoenix with a mean temperature of 96.9 degrees but much cooler than July of 2023 (102.7F) and 2024 (101.1F). Yuma and El Centro both had cooler than average July temperatures but recorded zero precipitation. #azwx #cawx

Conservatism is refusing to believe something different from what you’re used to could actually be better despite what the facts tell you

Microdosing hangiexty by having too much cold brew on a Sunday morning

Getting an amber alert when you have 3 phones in your pocket is a crazy experience

Fridge water filter needs replaced so I was googling things about it and found a thread on Reddit where landlords are advising each other to just turn off the warning light instead of just replacing it

@arom33 @leverage_gang If I saw someone trying to skate in that fit I would definitely make fun of them

@leverage_gang What’s skateboard fit about this? Would it be different if he was wearing footjoys or what?

Yeah dude just wear your skateboarding fit to the world’s premier private club. Shrink

You in her dms. I’m in her teams messages

Friend just now: “Sorry I’m getting a little objectifying in the women led bar”

Liking instagram stories at an unmatched pace. I’m at the top of the game

Conservatives love replying to these saying “stop trying to make climate change a thing” when all they did was post a factual temperature lmao