Jingo Fent

Just sold my likeness to the The Republic. They say I’ll be implanted in one of the new Threehalves drones. 200,000 units are ready, with a million more on the way. *Sigh* The Boy makes it all worth it.

Oddyseus:

I am prepared to enter a very powerful Chinese dimension today.

@lil_pharma_ They’re telling me my performance is reviewed annually!??

@pparkerwitapole They’re asking you to be performative? Low aura job

Perform? At work? That was not in the job description

SECOND EVER Michelle Obama mid-air Sex change RPG fake shoot on the New #MW2 Ports

28-Year-Old Man still develops psychosis the old fashioned way (drugs and alcohol)

@alvarodelcampoo It is good for you

Every time I have a tweet blow up I don’t mute it or anything I just nuke myself with dopamine by refreshing notifications every five seconds, mmm feels good surely this is Good For Me

@alvarodelcampoo Do you think others would agree?

These videos drive me nuts bc for one, this guy gets edit privileges so he’s only going to show you the gay accusations and also the concept itself is dumb as fuck

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

I bet my bio dad drives a Ferrari

@foundring1 Haven’t seen anyone mention Tetris effect

There are many examples of semantic dilution. A famous one is the movie "Frozen" to replace search results for "frozen Disney." Another is releasing "Wonder Woman 1984" during COVID when people were looking up "1984." "Hancock" came out when Graham Hancock's work was blowing up.

Will you still need me, will you still breed me When I’m sixty-four?

my inside guy at Infinite Ward told me that Captain Price becomes a guntuber at the end of Modern Warfare 4 and starts selling beard oil

Enjoy being while becoming

You dont want a yacht. You dont want a big house. You dont want a super car, a $40,000 watch, or shoes you worry about getting dirty. You want free will. You want to wake up naturally on a Tuesday and you want to go to bed when you’re done having fun. You want to say yes to everything that excites you without having to request time off. You want to go to the the gym at noon, in absolutely no hurry. You want to spend 18 hours a day doing what you love. You want to be exactly where you desire being, always. You want to spend as much time with the people you care about as possible. You’re saying you wanna be rich? In what?

holy shit they were still saying this in January of 2020 lmao

Temporarily disgraced partition of the universal consciousness

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)