barman

heavy leg workout then 1 hour hot yoga. ded bro. ded.

picked up a fun one today FUGGIN.com as in "I NEED A FUGGIN' SALE"

@LemonCooks ur cookin

Everyone in the US took a 30% pay cut and didn't even know it.

Now make this meme format appear in his feed every other post

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

He just sat down after a long day. Have his wife yell something unintelligible from the other side of the house.

@LemonCooks WHY AM I UNFOLLOWED

Hello to all 38 of you on this app

my domain sales and leads pipeline is deader than my sex life

“He’s taking a smelly shit at Starbucks. Clog the toilet. Make the person waiting for the bathroom next the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen.”

He’s fully allocated to Crypto? Pump every asset on earth to record highs except his bags.

Startup sales gold:

@lowbellie @BoredApeYC i own BurnBAYC.com ?

don't talk to me unless you have your bayc.com profile linked in your bio

4 miles. not record breaking but pretty fast for me

His net worth just dropped -40% due to the market. Have his girlfriend call and ask if he would still love her if she was a worm.

Good read.... "The Monetization of Fear" profgmedia.com/p/apocalypse-no

“Hey Peter, what’s happening… I noticed that you only used 2 million tokens yesterday. The company minimum is 100 million per day…. So, uh if you could uh, just get that token spend up a bit, that would be great…”

He’s presenting the final design. Add seven brand new stakeholders he’s never met

Everything and I mean every conceivable chart for quality of life peaks or has its final peak at 2007. If only we could figure out what about 2008 ruined life in the west...

He’s entering his peak earnings years. Have AI obliterate the job market.