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🎭 Top Indian Stand-up Comedians 🎭 1. Zakir Khan – Storytelling & relatable vibes 📖 2. Abhishek Upmanyu – Sharp witty observations 🧠 3. Anubhav Singh Bassi – Anecdotal & heartfelt humor 😂 4. Aakash Gupta – Energetic crowd work 🔥 5. Vir Das – Global satire & bold takes 🌍 6. Samay Raina – Unfiltered & roast-style comedy ⚡ 7. Biswa Kalyan Rath – Dry wit & clever insights 😏 8. Kenny Sebastian – Musical & observational style 🎸 9. Kanan Gill – Intelligent & deadpan delivery 🤓 10. Rahul Subramanian – Middle-class relatable laughs 🏠 11. Gurleen Pannu – Bold female perspective 💪 12. Gaurav Kapoor – Everyday life & family humor 👨‍👩‍👧 13. Munawar Faruqui – Quick wit & rap-infused comedy 🎤 14. Harsh Gujral – Sarcastic & punchy one-liners 😤 15. Vaibhav Sethia – Chill & thoughtful storytelling ☕ 16. Aditi Mittal – Feminist & character-driven sketches 👩 17. Sorabh Pant – Political & social commentary 📢 18. Vipul Goyal – Clean & family-friendly jokes 😊 19. Ravi Gupta – Raw & observational edge 🗣️ 20. Kusha Kapila – Viral sketches & relatable rants 📱 Note: This list combines fan votes (Ranker), YouTube subscribers, live tour bookings, Netflix specials, and overall popularity in 2025–2026. Comedy is subjective and rankings shift with new specials and tours.

This pipeline laid by @PMCPune runs straight across the road to the MLA’s residence; and from there, tankers are filled and sent to supply water to Kharadi and nearby areas.

A stand up comedian makes a light hearted joke about the industry, and a filmmaker gets triggered. That itself proves the point of the joke. Zakir didn’t name anyone, didn’t insult anyone. He simply pointed out what everyone can already see, that Dhurandhar’s success has made a few people uncomfortable. If a simple joke hurts this much, then maybe the insecurity is real. Instead of reacting like this, maybe take it in the spirit it was delivered in. Not everything is an attack. Sometimes it is just a mirror.

60 Yrs of Dynasty Vs 12 yrs of Modi 2026 2014 LPG Coverage 98% 55% Toilet Coverage 98% 39% Bank Coverage 99% 61% Electricity " 99% 69% Optical Fibre " 84% 2% Tap Water " 81% 13%

🚨Last night, India switched on a reactor. Here are 9 numbers nobody is talking about: → 72 years: Time since Homi Bhabha conceived this plan → 22 years: Time to actually build it → ₹7,700 crore: Final cost (started at ₹3,492 crore) → 500 MW: Power it will generate → 2nd: India's global rank only Russia had this before → 25%: India's share of world's thorium reserves → 400 years: How long those reserves can power India → 200+: Indian companies that built it. Zero foreign designs. → 3: Countries that tried and quit - USA, Germany, UK 🧵 A thread that will blow your mind:

Let me tell you a fun fact… China – 4.3 million software engineers India – 5.8 million USA – 4.4 million Russia – 1.3 million Among these… Only India couldn’t produce even ONE global app OS, AI, or social media. Sounds bold. But it’s a half-truth. India DID build: UPI – massive scale, now going global Zoho & Freshworks – global SaaS players Postman – used by developers worldwide Aadhaar – world’s largest digital ID system So next time someone says India built nothing…” Just remember India didn’t build hype early. India built scale, systems, and talent. And now… it’s building products the world can’t ignore.

The West poured $50 billion into fast breeder nuclear reactors and abandoned every single one. India poured $900 million and just achieved criticality on the first commercially viable one outside Russia. The US spent $15 billion. Gave up. Japan spent $12 billion. Their Monju prototype had one sodium fire in 1995 and never recovered. The UK spent $8 billion. Germany spent $6 billion. France, Italy, all walked away. Six of the richest nations on Earth concluded this technology was too hard and too expensive to pursue. India started building in 2004 with an initial budget of $420 million. Twenty-two years, a dozen missed deadlines, and a cost doubling later, the Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam just sustained a controlled fission chain reaction. The reactor is now alive. The reason India never quit is a constraint most people have never thought about. India has only 1-2% of the world's uranium reserves. For a country of 1.4 billion people trying to build energy independence, that's a death sentence if you're running conventional nuclear. But India has 25% of the world's thorium. The single largest national reserve on Earth. The problem: you can't just burn thorium the way you burn uranium. A physicist named Homi Bhabha designed a three-stage nuclear program in the 1950s specifically to solve this. Stage 1: burn natural uranium in heavy water reactors, collect plutonium as a byproduct. Stage 2: feed that plutonium into fast breeder reactors, where it breeds MORE plutonium AND converts thorium into fissile uranium-233. Stage 3: burn thorium directly at scale. India just entered Stage 2. Seventy years after Bhabha drew it up on paper. The math on the thorium endgame is wild. At current energy consumption rates, India's thorium reserves could power the country for over 700 years. Most nuclear nations are playing a uranium game with maybe 80-100 years of runway. India is playing a completely different game with a 7x longer fuel supply. The West quit because uranium stayed cheap and sodium coolant is terrifying. It catches fire on contact with air. It explodes on contact with water. Russia's BN-600 had 27 sodium leaks and 14 sodium fires between 1980 and 1997. And Russia kept going anyway because Russia doesn't quit nuclear projects. India watched all of that and kept going too. When you have 1% of the uranium but 25% of the thorium, the engineering difficulty stops being a reason to quit. It becomes the price of admission to a 700-year energy supply that nobody else can access.

Today, India takes a defining step in its civil nuclear journey, advancing the second stage of its nuclear programme. The indigenously designed and built Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam has attained criticality. This advanced reactor, capable of producing more fuel than it consumes, reflects the depth of our scientific capability and the strength of our engineering enterprise. It is a decisive step towards harnessing our vast thorium reserves in the third stage of the programme. A proud moment for India. Congratulations to our scientists and engineers.

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What dumbfuckery sarook was showing to Indians in the name of action. Many thanks to Aditya Dhar for opening our eyes to this clownery 🤡🤡🙏🏻🙏🏻

Zakir Khan at Screen Awards naming and shaming Bollywood for DHURANDHAR. This is the power of Real Cinema 🔥🔥 #Dhurandhar #DhurandharTheRevenge

Most controversial episode of India's got Latent 😂

Do u know why Pathan movie scenes are suddenly being trolled now ? U guessed it right Coz no one has watched it back then 🤣🤣

What kind of chutiya scenes these SRK fan chapris even watch..😂

How can Someone enjoy English or K-pop Songs when your country produces Music like this 🔥

Hiran scene would have got the loudest cheer 😭

This scene is pure acting at its peak. 🔥🔥

This is for those who call Kashmiri files a propaganda..

Jasmine Sandlas sang the Dhurandhar song so soulfully that it's hard to recreate ot but.. This one's come out so good!

@rohit11 @aparanjape @NGKabra Still looks better than my doctor's prescription

How many of you A. Know what is this B. Can read and write this 🤔 CC: @aparanjape @NGKabra