Dear Frank Earl Fleming,
Happy 50th Birfday Brudder.
When you accepted my invitation to a Knicks game 3 years ago, I hoped we’d get along and have a fun night. Maybe get some content.
The Knicks beat the Celtics that night, we somehow got seated behind Spike Lee, and the best part was that we didn’t have a clue that our lives would never be the same.
The experiences you have made possible for me is enough to fulfill this lifetime & anudder & anudder. Your transformation is making an impactful, positive influence on the world around us. And your friendship & demonic laughs have gotten me through some extremely shitty moments. Thank you.
Don’t get me wrong, your rants are diabolical torture that will eventually get me institutionalized, but sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze.
I know it’s not easy for you, but you should be damn proud of what you’ve accomplished, what you are doing, and what is yet to come. And I know you know how damn proud of you I am.
Your legacy will not be Pain, Suffering, & Misery and SCREAMING.
Your legacy will be INSPIRING millions of people to take positive action, by working your ass off (literally) & entertaining everyone in the process.
You will outlive me, eulogize me, and pivot to a Mets rant in under 20 seconds. It is destiny. And then you’ll do the same thing at Mikey’s. And Stu’s.
And then you’ll pass away in 2251 when we are all long gone. And then the Mets will win the World Series the next year.
Never give up on your dreams.
#HappyBirfdayFrank
Love,
Jenks
Thank you Dave, Big Cat, and the entire Barstool universe for keeping me around.
Creating content for Stoolies is the greatest job in the world, because I know what it’s like when life sucks but a clip from Barstool can still make you laugh.
Year 2 incoming …
I LOVE YOU ALL!
One sleep to go!
Here’s a little Masters competition. The prize is this wonderful official concession ball marker set!
To enter just -
1. REPLY with your pick to win the Masters and
2. LIKE this tweet
Entries need to be in before the first ball is struck. Good luck!
@ukgolfguy@Rosapenna1893 The imperfections of making something by hand makes it perfect and the slight emboss that the letterpress machine creates in the card is a thing of beauty.
Today was a good post day. Rosapenna has teamed up with Stymie Scorecards to produce these brilliant letterpress scorecards. Made by hand on a 120 year old press, I just love the simplicity. OK, maybe I need to get out more - but they really do look and feel wonderful!
Going to be a great week for sports in Boston. I have two tickets to the @usopengolf, tickets to the @RedSox game and this signed bag for one lucky Boston fan. Retweet to win.